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مقلب نكت سخيفة مع الناس – !!!LAME JOKES PRANK


Hello everybody, this is Lame Jokes episode from NA7O TV Before the video start we have a challenge for you The challenge is… To recorded yourself saying any lame joke to your Dad, brother or friend it doesn’t matter Then…. You know what here is a video explaining to you exactly what to do Mustafa, listen to this joke Really nice Why are you recording? Don’t worry about it now, listen to the joke then I’ll tell you why A flight attendant ask a guy, do you want chicken or beef? He told her I want Monday The guy next to him said shes asking you if you want chicken or beef (Arabic) He said yes! I want Monday “Isn’t Monday means both in English?” Leave me alone before I slap you with the monday of yours As you saw the steps are really easy and understandable And the winner with the lamest joke and best reaction, what is he going to win mustafa? Tell them Will win a NA7O TV package from Royal Design Other than that we’ll make a top 5 video For the best clips that we saw from you Other than that, Enjoy Shayleeuufffffffffff Hello How are you? I want to tell you a joke What? I want to tell you a joke We don’t want to hear it Why? Because Okay… Once upon a time a guy Tighten himself Chopped off Lame Okay..let me tell you the joke again A guy tighten himself, chopped off LAME! Leave us alone A guy went to the supermarket asked do you have sugar He said yes He told him we do too Okay….Now I want to ask you a question and you’ll answer me From 1 to 10 how much would you rate your joke? To be honest I’ll give it 9.5 9.5! For me I’ll rate 9/10 for you So I want to thank you for the joke Thank you! A PE teacher got two children Concluded the third I didn’t get it A mathematics teacher Got two children Concluded the third Oh concluded I though you said rented the third child A guy was walking Just like us walking Saw another guy walking Told him lets go walk together He said lets go Okay I’ll tell you something Once a guy Okay The other one is on you I want to tell you a joke really quick, can I? Yes, you can Okay then… A guy jumped from the 5th floor Okay he died so he decided not to try it again Can I tell you a joke? No actually we don’t have time Okay the police stopped a druggy and told him to get in the car He said no thanks my house is close Good one! Thank you guys! God bless you Why is number 80 is energetic? Number 80 energetic? because it exercises! What? because it exercises! NO! NO! because it exercises in the morning! How are you? Are you free for 2 minutes? For what? I want to tell you a sick joke the guys just told me I died Okay say it A guys was on the traffic light why? Why? Because it red I swear to god it was red Okay let me tell you another one A guy called “Yaser” And his friend’s name is “Ahmad” Nice nice I know right Yeah! Okay…Once a druggy Subscribe to the contest for the fastest drawing He drew a dot And told them this a Elephant coming from far away It’s not nice? It seems like you are the druggy that drew the dot Did you draw the dot? No no But that’s only the joke What are you studying? Jokester! Jokester, okay you have a lecture now Oh yeah, my lecture is at 12:30 I still have 7 minutes You have to run now like the Elephant Ah okay… Just like the one who was coming from far away So you did like the joke… high five! Listen, I just met a guy and he told me a really nice joke… want to hear it? Yes, tell us Once a guy was a seed, they grind him I don’t understand nice! Once a guy was a seed, they grind him alright okay, thank you NAH! Come here bro, please bro Once a cross-eyed guy’s dad died, he buried his mother What do you want from us?! That’s it? Yeah So just like that, it’s over!? Should I tell you another one? Once a cross-eyed guy went to get his dad from the airport… You’re working on the cross-eyed people Just let me tell you the joke, no problem Once a cross-eyed guy went to get his dad from the airport… He carried his dad and kissed the luggage Perfect! A guy likes running… Running doesn’t like him What do you think? You want my honest opinion… What do YOU think about it? Once a guy turned on the round about… he got stretched Congratulations! My love, thank you, but it’s not my problem it’s him Me too, it’s not my problem either that you came to annoy me Once a guy hailed for a taxi, ِa potato Same principle, lamest than that You will never find Maybe! Once a guy went back to his words… Once a guy went back to his words… He hit the guy behind him! Looks like you liked it a lot! Go, Go, Go hit the guy next to you Once guy insects were playing football (soccer)… and they had a girl insect, why? Why? A foreigner player OH MY GOD! By the way, I’m just kidding with you… there is a hidden camera over there. I felt something wrong I was looking there In the end we’ll as you if we can use the clip or not? No, it’s fine! Thank you so much! Wait.. but are our voices heard? Yes, of course! Thank you guys! Listen, stab him, stab him who? the guy who told me the joke? Okay, listen i’m just kidding with you we are filming. There is a hidden camera over there. I felt that It’s just a joke Alright I’m just kidding there is a hidden camera over there. Ha Ha, okay there is a hidden camera, but do you mind if we use the clip? No, its alright Thank you guys On you! He is filming Filming our reaction This some nice things Put it on Youtube Yes exactly, do you mind? No no, no problem Laugh for him I’m just kidding guys there is a hidden camera over there. look. There! I’m just kidding with you there is a hidden camera Oh okay Juts kidding with you there is a hidden camera I swear I was looking at it suspiciously I’m just kidding You have a video eating in the mall? I’m just kidding just look closely there is a hidden camera over there… over there with the guy We are just doing lame jokes and seeing people’s reactions Do you mind use the clip? No, of course not Look over there that’s a hidden camera. Nice nice, reaction Okay, I’m just kidding with you there is a hidden camera over there, look. And just like that the video ended, I hope it… It irritated some of you You have no idea how excited we are to see your videos once you send them to us. You have until 1/5/2017 to send it Guys please just be annoying okay, just literally be annoying.

100 thoughts on “مقلب نكت سخيفة مع الناس – !!!LAME JOKES PRANK

  1. هذا التمثيل في اي دوله لوسمحت تجوب علا السؤال اخوك من اليمن

  2. مرة واحد محشش وقفت سيارة شرطة قدامه قالتلو اركب قال لاشكرا البيت قريب

  3. مرة واحد واقف عل إشارة ليش؟؟
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    . لانو حمرة😂😂

  4. في مرة نمل عم يلعبوا كرة ومعهم صرصور ليش
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    لانو لاعب اجنبي ههههه

  5. عملو مقالب الاكل وزعاج الناس فقده هذه التجربة احس من الهبل اللب بتعملو

  6. واخيراا لقيتت قناة زي هيكك بكيف عربها برمضان ومتأسف عتأخر الاشتراك 😂😂😂😘🤦‍♂️

  7. يالبيه اثر الشعب الاردني مزيونيين بناتهم الله يحفظهم

  8. قناتكم فاشلة كامرا خفية لاكن على شكل زعران طريق سخيفين جدا

  9. بقولك مره حله شاطت جابت جول بيقولك مره واحد جاب بضين طقشهم تنتتران تتن

  10. مرة واحد مات خالو وراح علاا اهل المرحوم ام لما رجع عل بيت اخو سئلو قلو عزيت ام قلو لا عل مازوت. ⁦🇸🇾⁩⁦🇸🇾⁩😂😂🤣🤣

  11. اذا النكتا مش حلوه لا زم نضحك على صحابه هههههههههههههههههه هههههههههههههههههه

  12. سمعوا هي إذا عجبتكم لايك حتى يشوفها الكل
    الأخطبوط كان اسمو من زمان طبوط بس الأسماك كانو بحبو ينادوا الأخ طبوط

  13. في اربع محششين عم ياكلو صرصير في واحد لقا شعرة قال نيع ههههههه Molham

  14. في واحد محشش بدو ينتحر عن الطابق١٠ راح على عمرة لة ينتحر ملقيش إلى ٥ طوابق كام نط عن الخمس ٢ فصارو عشرة

  15. صيني وصينيه اتزوجوا خلفوا طفل بدون عيون 🌚

  16. 0:45 وش جايبين موقع طريقة تعلم النكت المضحكه😂

  17. في خروف حكى لأمو يما بدهم يدبحوني صارت تحكيلو بعيد الشر صار يحكيلها لأ يما مو بعيد الشر بعيد الأضحى
    في واحد بلفظ حرف س ش إمو حكتلو روح الدكان جيب سكر راح عالدكان صار يحكي عمو بدي شكر صار يحكيلو قصدك سكر صار يحكيلو طبعا صار يحكيلو وين يشتغل ابوك صار يحكيلو بالقوات المشلحة هههههه المقصود إنو القوات المسلحة هههههههه

  18. اموت على اهل الاردن احبكم احبكم فديتكم😻🙈
    كرار من العراق /بغداد ❤

  19. صاحبي اكتر واحد بيحكي نكت بايخة بيحكي النكتة وبيفرط ضحك وانا بضحك ع ضحكتو .. رح احكيلكم كم نكتة من النكت الي حكاها .
    ١. مرة واحد كان بيبكي ليش ؟.
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    زعلان 😒
    ٢. مرة واحد كان بدو ينام ليش ؟ ..
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    نعسان 🤢🤮
    ٣. مرة واحد سب على امو ليش ؟ …
    . حيوان 😒
    عمركم سمعتو ابيخ من هيك نكت 🤣🤣🤣

  20. في عنزة طردوها من المدرسة

    حزرو ليش ؟؟؟؟؟؟

    لانو كان عندها صورة تيس 😂

  21. نريد جزء ثاني والله افضل قناه لزرع الابتسامه احبكم من العراق مبدعين

  22. بدي احكي نكته الي تعجبو يعمل ليك و اشترك كان في نمر ملحق سيارة ليش عجبتو النمرة 😂هههه😘👍

  23. واحد قالو له: تبرع عشان نبني جدار للمقبره

    ‏قال:

    ‏ما عمري سمعت ميت قفز 💨

    ‏😂😂😂
    ‏👍🏻👏🏻👍🏻

  24. طيب اسمعوا هاي : مرة واحد اخضر فاق من على سريره الاخضر وراك علمطبخه الاخضر وجلس عكرسيه الاخضر ، وبعدها شرب شاي اخضر ولبس بنطلونه الاخضر، وطلع من بابه الاخضر وركب بسيارته الخضرة، وبعدها ساق علطريق الاخضر قام خبط بعامود اخضر…
    وبعدها اجى الصليب الاحمر وناك اخت النكتة 😂😂💔
    بليز لو عجبتكم بس دزوا لايك 😘

  25. انا زعلت كتيييييير 😭😭 على هاد التعب لازم اقل شي مليون مشترك لايك ألي رأيه من رأي

  26. الشرطي بسئل المحشش ليش ما انقذت مرتك من الكهرباء حكالو كنت مفكرها عم ترقص

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