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16 Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes – Love Quotes To Make You Laugh

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January. Jim Gaffigan, Comedian All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz, Cartoonist I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walt Disney, Animator Today is Valentine’s Day — or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Jay Leno What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. Pearl Bailey, Actress Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. Jules Renard, Author It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. Laurence J. Peter, Educator I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? Zsa Zsa Gabor, Acress True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal, Author Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. Christopher Marlowe, Playwright Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. Fernando Pessoa, Poet Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. Henry Kissinger, Political Scientist I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner, Comedian Love is a grave mental disease. Plato, Philosopher If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin, Actress You’re just like bacon – you make everything better. Unknown

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