Laughter is the Best Medicine

20 Great Jokes And Puns

I do really like to entertain people it's one of the reasons I do this and it's one of the reasons why I love jokes so much and in particular I love the jokes that are kind of puns and almost one-liners so this is going to be a video of my top 20 puns and one-liner jokes enjoy have you ever tried to eat a clock it's very time consuming so I'm reading this book about anti-gravity and it is impossible to put down oh oh did you him out a guy got hit in the head with a can of soda luckily I was a soft drink now it's not that I don't know how to juggle it's just that I haven't got the balls to do it I'm so glad I know sign language it's pretty handy the other day are a computer beat me at chess there was no match for me at kickboxing you know I used to be undecisive but now I'm not sure I used to be a banker but then I lost interest aya shot my first target today the other people in the frozen food section were terrified a man entered ten puns into a local newspapers pun contest in the hope that one would win however no pun intended smaller babies may be delivered by a stalk of the heavier ones need a crane I saw a movie about beavers last night was the best damn movie I've ever seen never hit a man with glasses hit him with a baseball bat you know I'm tempted to change my name on Facebook to no one so when I say a stupid post I will like the post and they will say no one likes this I wondered why the face ball was getting bigger and then it hit me a farmer counted up all his cows on his field he had 196 however when he rounded them up he had 200 to fish in a tank and one turns to the other and asks do you know how to drive this thing I went to the zoo the other day and we have one dog in it who's a shih tzu it's one of my favorite it's my favorite one how does NASA organize a company party they plan it and finally two drums and a symbol for off a cliff but um thank you very much those were twenty of my favorite one-liners or puns I hope you've enjoyed them I hope you've laughed with them feel free to use them against your friends and make them laugh or making go-oh with color kind of sarcastic oh yeah that's funny but I'm not gonna love it thank you much for watching my name is Owen this is definitely a channel and I've run out of puns to end the video with which is kind of awkward because I published a Kevin for the final bit in the video but unfortunately I didn't think that far ahead so I'm now just going to openly walk off that way why did the turkey cross the road the chicken had a day off oh good night you now I love to entertain people and one of the great ways of entertaining people are is through jokes and so I really enjoy jokes by in particular I really like kind of like the one-liners and the puns those my favorite kind of jokes so this kind of video I was so good

28 thoughts on “20 Great Jokes And Puns

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  2. Actual news story from today:
    A plane going to Moscow had to land in Iqaluit because of an unruly passenger.
    He was Russian home and wasn't having Nunavut.

  3. My brother was make g weird bird sounds ( btw I has pet toucan but he sleepin ) to annoy me but then I realized, toucan play that game

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