( music playing ) Hello again. Now, Link,
you know this about me, I’m always looking
for inspiration. That’s definitely
true, Rhett. And when I think of you,
I think of a person who’s always looking
for inspiration. ( laughs )
That’s right. Which, you may not know, has led me to create
a whole collection of posters filled with all of my most
inspirational quotes. Mind if I share a few? Do you have a sweater
draped over it? I do.
Come with me. to the Inspiration Station. ( birds chirping ) Evidently, going there
requires wearing a sweater. Am I not dressed
warm enough? Should I–
I do not have a sweater. No. You just
be inspired. Let me help you. I’m gonna warm you
with my inspiration. Oh, that is a nice…
piece of material there. You know, it’s a sweater
over a sweater kind of day. Show me a poster. So this first one is related to this thing
that happened to me a couple of months ago
when I filled my water bed with piping-hot
maple syrup, which turns out
was a mistake. But I realized
you can’t go back and change what
you’ve already done, which led me to this
inspirational quote. Maple syrup. Okay, let me take
a look at that. Rhett: ( laughs ) ( clears throat ) How’s that make you feel? ( laughter ) Very dirty,
but inspired. – Mm-hmm.
– Here’s the thing, I don’t– Oh, that is
the butthole. I couldn’t tell at first
that he was showing his tuchus. He caught me
when I was taking the photo. – Oh, this is a photo.
– Yeah, yeah, I took that photo
in the distant past. – Oh, yes, you did, okay.
– Well, let me try another one. This one seems like
it confused you a little bit. I was a little…
( laughs ) Okay, the other day
I was helping a friend move a grand piano to
the top floor of his treehouse. It was so hard, I honestly
didn’t know if I could do it, but then I had
this thought. You do a lot of things. Rhett: Uh… I get it,
it’s a math joke. – What do you mean “joke”?
– Because… the calculator says “Boobs.” ( laughter ) Rhett:
Oh, I was hoping you’d see that. I’m definitely
inspired now. – All right, well…
– You have another one? – Yeah, I do.
– You have another scenario – that led to some sort
– Yeah. A lot of things happen to me,
you know what about me, too. – I’m learning that.
– The other night I was swinging
from a ceiling fan while listening to show tunes
like I always do. But then I saw a little pigeon
land on the windowsill, and I was struck by this
inspirational thought. Ooh! – That’s a…
– Now think about that. Just think about it
a little bit. Because, you know,
one time I had a ticket to “Bye, Bye Birdie,” but then somebody
offered me two tickets to see “The Vagina Monologues”
in the jungle. But it turned out
to be the desert? Well, I couldn’t find
a jungle background. Oh.
( laughs ) So… I typed in “bush”
and the bush came up, and then it was just,
I thought, – “Well, I like the desert.”
– Okay, okay. – Is that doing it for you?
– I’m just not comfortable
with this one. Okay.
All right, well… we have another chance. Okay, okay, I still have
some room to be inspired. – Okay…
– Is there another scenario – There is.
– that happened to you – that has led to
an inspirational poster,
– Yeah. – which I could benefit from?
– This last thought came to me as I was trying to carve
an ice sculpture of Michelangelo’s David. Process was so intense
that I wanted to quit, but then I had
this epiphany. But how did they
get up the stairs? Uh… Photoshop. – Oh.
– ( laughter ) I do agree
with this one. I do think
cows are quitters. So, um…
you inspired now? I am definitely
inspired. I would like to take
this one and put it in my home
at the top of my stairs. Well, I have to
get you a copy because you can’t
have that one. This is for
my private collection, but I do have a lot of, like,
little post card-sized ones. Well, really business card
sized ones. Oh, you’re selling those? – Well, I can give you one.
– Oh, thank you. Click on through
’cause we’re about to
get our horoscopes read. Rhett:
are the new black, and we’ve got those
Mythical logo black tees available online