Hi, it’s Nobita. This time, I’m going to do Manzai
I scripted first time with a Japanese comedian
I’ve interviewed before. I never dreamed of doing Manzai with
a ‘professional comedian’. Wow I am very honored by that.
It’s like my dream came true. I included a lot of Japanese things
in the Manzai so I’m worried non-Japanese audience
may not find it funny. But I hope you have
a good time by watching this. Hello world! Hello everyone! Thank you so much for
watching! Bye! Come on, we just started now! Everyone, nice to meet you.
My name is Nobita Everyone, nice to meet you.
My name is.. Kilara Are you kidding me? You don’t
even remember your own name? Anyway, this video is going to be
watched by non-Japanese So let’s talk about something
Japanese, shall we? OK, how about this? Something about this size I think it has variety of colors It’s famous outside
of Japan as well In English, Shi? SU SHI? It’s sushi, isn’t it? Why do you beat around
the bush like that? Of course, you know it
since you’re Japanese. But yeah, Sushi is one of the most
famous Japanese cuisine. Oh, here is a new
sushi restaurant I’m hungry now, so
let’s go check it out Welcome home master! This is not a maid cafe! This is a sushi
restaurant! Welcome our restaurant, sir.
How many people today? One. Just me OK, one person.
– Stop it! I’m a customer, right? Just one person
and you are- single? How rude! None
of your business Sorry, it’s so obvious.
This guy must be single. I’m a customer! What kind
of waiter are you? Oh, don’t worry I won’t tell anyone
you came here. This is not
a brothel! This is a sushi restaurant.
When do you realize that? By the way, this restaurant is a sushi-go-round.
Would that be OK? But I don’t see any
conveyor belt Sushi actually
doesn’t go round But when you’re finished and
see the price, your head is going around. Such a high price!? Just let me eat
normal sushi OK, please have this seat Oh my god!! I’m very sorry! This is a reserved seat.
I am so sorry! Gosh, such a too big mistake.. I am terribly sorry!! OK, please take my finger
as a token of my apology Enough! How long do you keep apologizing
for such a small thing? Because I’m
Japanese We don’t go that further.
Over-exaggerating This seat is OK? Just sit down Watch your language!
I’m a customer Here’s your menu And you don’t apologize?
Much bigger mistake Can I have a hand towel (Oshibori)?
– Nishikori? Not Kei Nishikori,
a Japanese tennis player “Oshibori” Oh, “Oshibori”? Got it This is
2,000 yen It costs money!?
Why? Because our Oshibori is top-notch What do you mean?
“Oshibori is top-notch” We soaked the towels in a
premium quality serum I’m not gonna wipe
the face by that! Would you like to
drink coffee? Of course, not.
This is a sushi restaurant Give me green tea This is 5,000 yen. It costs too much
for green tea! Why is that? Because we use a
premium quality herb tea Still too expensive A premium quality herb tea.
Which means synthetic cannabis. It’s illegal in Japan..
Please don’t use that here Hold on, Oshibori is 2,000 yen,
green tea is 5,000 yen Then how much
is sushi? All sushi are 10 yen Why main dish is way much
cheaper than side one! Sir, where
shall you start? Let me see What do you
recommend? Well, as far as in Tokyo, I’d recommend you
Meguro area. I’m not looking for an apartment!
This is not a real estate What ‘sushi’
do you recommend? I guarantee you
everything tastes excellent. OK, then I start with tuna Tuna!
Got your order! I will go fishing now That’s the start!?
Don’t even have fish yet? Not so far.
Just going to Choshi Choshi is very far
away from here! No worries,
it’s just 7-hour drive Who can wait
that long! Sorry, we’re out
of tuna today What!? A sushi restaurant that
doesn’t even have tuna? Sorry, I’ve just shared it with my
neighbors this morning Neighbors come first
over customers!? OK, then Salmon, please Come on! “Salmon” You’re trying to
use English, right? We all call it Salmon! For the non-Japanese
audience, right? All Japanese call
it Salmon! OK, OK! “Salmon”
I got you. So annoying Hello, I’d like sushi
delivered here Oh, you want pizza
instead? That’s not my point! This is a sushi restaurant!
You make my sushi (Nigire) here! What is this!? Not shaking hands (Nigire)!
I meant making sushi (Nigire)! Sorry, we’re out
of Salmon too What!? Salmon too!? OK,
egg please Got you.
“Egg”! You’re the one trying
to use English unnaturally Oh, wait Without wasabi, please. Got it Hey! I said “Without wasabi ” This is mustard It’s NOT a hot dog! Here you are.
– No thank you! It doesn’t match! And you eat that This is actually
so good though Come on!
Just let me eat sushi Ikura (salmon roe) please NOT Ikura-chan, an anime
character in Sazae-san! Oh, you wanna see
Tara-chan instead? Doesn’t matter! Is this a mimicking
restaurant!? OK, enough I haven’t eaten anything yet
so far, right? Sir, we’ve just started
set menus recently Set menus? Yes. It’s a better deal OK, I’ll try it I’d recommend you
“Surprise Set Menu” What is it? It’s actually
Tempura Not even sushi!
Totally different type of food Surprise, right? I don’t want
that surprise Stop imitating Naomi Osaka when she was asked her favorite food at a press conference No more mimicking! I can’t take it anymore.
I’ll leave! Thank you for
coming today! How could you say that! You made
a customer mad and leave Sir, about the bill.. You charge
me money!? I haven’t eaten
anything! Everything costs money, right? All right..
Check, please. Your total will be
63,000 yen, sir That’s a ripoff! How can that
be so high? Oh, I’m sorry This is a wrong bill Obviously Your total is actually
6,300 yen. Still too high But all right..I’ll pay. Here you are.
6,300 yen Then here is your
change, 300 yen. So it’s actually 6,000 yen.
Why you took 300 yen more? Sir, here is a discount coupon
we’re giving all customers. How much
cheaper is it? It’s 30,000 yen How stupid..
Absolutely no profit But there’s just one thing
you need to keep in mind. What is it? This coupon
doesn’t apply to Oshibori and green tea. Those are the most
unnecessary items! Cut it out!
Thank you for watching