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A Termite, String, and Clergy: Clean Bar Jokes

Hey there folks, here are some clean bar jokes that you can tell. A termite walks into a bar and says, “is the bar tender here?” A string walks in a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, “we don’t serve strings here.” So the string leaves, messes his hair up, ties himself up, goes back in the bar and says, “can I have a drink?” The bartender says, “aren’t you the same string that was just in here?” The string says, “no, I’m a frayed knot.” A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into the bar. The bartender says, “what is this, some kind of joke?” Thanks for watching! Subscribe for more jokes, and until next time, keep making people laugh!

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