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Aard Fu | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals

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(bird chirping) GIVE IT UP, ANT. YOU’RE NO MATCH
FOR MY CHAMPION ANT-CATCHING
SKILLS. SKILLS? YOU KIDDING ME,
AARDVARK? YOU COULDN’T
CATCH A DROP
IN A RAINSTORM. OH, YEAH? WHERE DID HE GO? AHA! (chimes jingling) RAINDROP,
HERE I COME. YOU KNOW,
HE’S NOT AS TASTY AS I THOUGHT
HE WOULD BE. WHAT YOU EATING,
AARDVARKY? I’M EATING YOU. UH-OH. (growls) (roars) (groans) OOH! EE–OOH! OOH! EE–OOH! AAH! EE! (stomach growls) (gong reverberates,
bell dings) (grunting) (birds chirping) WHOA. I DON’T KNOW
HOW YOU DID THAT, BUT IF I KNEW
HOW TO DO THAT, I’D BE ABLE
TO CATCH THAT ANT. IT IS CALLED
KUNG FU. GESUNDHEIT. I CAN TEACH YOU
MANY THINGS, BUT THERE IS
ONE CONDITION. (snorts) YOU MUST DO
EXACTLY AS I SAY, WITHOUT… (snorts)
QUESTION. I’LL DO ANYTHING
TO CATCH THAT ANT. HYAH! HA! WHOO-HA! WHOO! WHOA.
HOW DO I LEARN
HOW TO DO THAT? NO, NO, NO,
MY UNTRAINED FRIEND. (snorts) YOU MUST FIRST MASTER
THE BALANCING HORSE. THE FLYING
KICK OF DOOM CAN ONLY BE TAUGHT
BY THE EXALTED
HIGH MASTER. YOU MUST BE
PATIENT, WARRIOR. (snorts) PATIENCE SHMATIENCE. I’M GOING TO PRACTICE
THE FLYING KICK OF DOOM
ON THAT ANT. PREPARE YOURSELF, ANT… FOR THE FLYING
KICK OF DOOM. HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! THAT DOOM STUFF
SOUNDS PRETTY NASTY. I GUESS I BETTER
GET OUT OF YOUR WAY,
AARDVARK. STAY WHERE
YOU ARE, ANT. (humming) OOF! WHOA! (splash) (water bubbling) I HAVE A FEELING
I’M ABOUT TO LEARN WHY THEY CALL IT THE
FLYING KICK OF DOOM. (high-pitched chattering) (humming) HMM. (gate opens) NEED MORE TRAINING. HYAH! HA! WHOO-HA! WHOO! (grunting) (birds chirping) ONE DAY THE EXALTED
MASTER WILL TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF
THE ESKRIMA STICKS. HERE, PRACTICE
HOLDING THESE. I’LL GET THE BROOM. WITH THESE,
I’LL MAKE THAT
ANT ESKRIMA. ESKRIMA FOR MERCY. HA HA HA HA! HEY, ANT. DO YOU HAVE
ONE LAST REQUEST BEFORE I MAKE
A KUNG FU SANDWICH
OUT OF YOU? OH, MAN. PUT THOSE DOWN. YOU’RE GONNA
HURT YOURSELF
WITH THOSE THINGS. HYAH! (thud) OW! OW! OW! OW! I DON’T WANT TO SAY
I TOLD YOU SO, BUT I TOLD YOU SO. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. (sniffing) (metal clangs) AAH! YOU KNOW,
THAT KIND OF SOUNDED
LIKE A STEEL DRUM. (growling) OUT OF THE DARKNESS IT CAME. THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR KNOWN ONLY AS THE CREATURE
FROM THE SWAMP. AAH! KEEP AWAY! NEED MORE TRAINING. NO! STAY BACK! I HAVE TAUGHT YOU
EVERYTHING I KNOW. (snorts) ONLY MY MASTER
CAN HELP YOU NOW. IT’S ABOUT TIME. MASTER, LOOK. I BROUGHT
MY NEW FRIEND. HE SEEKS ENLIGHTENMENT
IN THE WAYS OF KUNG FU. ESPECIALLY AS IT
RELATES TO
CATCHING ANTS. OH, THE HORROR. AARDVARKY,
THE HORROR! YOU’RE THE
HIGH-EXALTED
KUNG FU MASTER? YEP. ALWAYS
AT THE READY. HYAH! DON’T MESS
WITH THE BEST. LOOK, MASTER.
I ALMOST HAVE– (oinks) I ALMOST HAVE IT! THAT’LL DO, PIG. THAT’LL DO. GOOD THING
YOU’RE HERE,
AARDVARK. TODAY’S LESSON
IS LEARNING HOW NOT TO EAT
YOUR NEIGHBORS. (all growling) UH, YOU KNOW,
I’D LIKE TO MAKE
A PHONE CALL. OOF! UH, UH, UH,
UH, BRUTUS. WE MUST LEARN
TO LIVE IN HARMONY WITH OUR
JUNGLE FRIENDS. AS YOU COMMAND, SENSEI. COME HERE,
MY LITTLE BLUE BUDDY! IT’S NOOGIE TIME! HA HA HA! HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.
I’M GONNA EAT YOU. (laughs) JUST KIDDING.
NO, I’M NOT. YES, I AM. OKAY, OKAY,
STOP WITH
THE LICKING AND THE HUGGING
AND THE NOOGIE-ING! YUCK. AW, YOU KNOW,
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO GIVE BACK
THROUGH TEACHING. LIKE A BALLOON, MY EMPTY HEAD EXPANDS WITH EACH BREATH
OF YOUR WISDOM. YOU ARE RIGHT,
LITTLE PIGGY. NOW LET’S GO GET
SOME SUSHI! I LIKE SUSHI. RAW FISH–TASTY. (bleats) MOUNT FORGET ABOUT IT. THE WORLD’S LAST
UNCONQUERED PEAK RISES MAJESTICALLY ABOVE
AN UNSPOILED WILDERNESS. MOUNTAINEERS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH ITS SUMMIT
FOR CENTURIES, BUT SCALING ITS ICY FACE HAS PROVEN TO BE A CHALLENGE. (alarm beeps) BUT STILL IT BECKONS, TOUCHING THE HEARTS
OF COURAGEOUS SPIRITS LIKE YOURSELVES– EAGER ADVENTURERS AND THRILL-HUNGRY EXPLORERS. WHAT DO YOU SAY? GOOD. LET’S GET STARTED. (laughter) WITH JUST A FEW
BASIC NECESSITIES… (whinnies) YOU’LL BE READY
TO OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE MOUNT FORGET ABOUT IT
CAN THROW AT YOU. THE LIGHTER
AN EXPLORER’S LOAD, THE EASIER
THE CLIMBING WILL BE. IT’S A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE
A DEDICATED PARTNER WITH WHOM YOU CAN
TRADE OFF DUTIES SHOULD THE GOING GET ROUGH. (clattering) (whinnies) (laughs) YOU’VE REACHED BASE CAMP– A PLACE TO STOP,
TAKE STOCK, AND CONSIDER OPTIONS
FOR THE JOURNEY AHEAD. WHILE IT MAY BE TRUE
THAT A CLIMBER IS ONLY
AS GOOD AS HIS EQUIPMENT, SOMETIMES YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE TO USE YOUR HEAD FOR MORE THAN JUST
A HAT RACK. THIS IS THE TIME
WHEN YOUR CLIMBING BUDDY CAN TRULY BE
YOUR BEST FRIEND. (laughing) THE MOST BASIC TOOL
IN A MOUNTAINEER’S KIT IS HIS COIL OF ROPE. ITS USEFULNESS IN BRINGING
THE CLIMBER CLOSER
TO HIS ULTIMATE GOAL CANNOT BE UNDERESTIMATED. (growling, clattering) (birds chirping) THE MOUNTAINEER’S MOTTO,
“NEVER GIVE UP,” HAS A SPECIAL
MEANING TO SOME, WHO SEEM NEVER TO KNOW
WHEN TO QUIT. BUT TRY, TRY,
AND TRY AGAIN, NO MATTER HOW IMPOSSIBLE
THE ODDS SEEM. MAN AND NATURE AS ONE. WHAT COULD BE
MORE INSPIRING? OR MORE RIDICULOUS? (laughs) (playing Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ BUT THE TENACIOUS CLIMBER
WILL BE REWARDED WHEN HE COMES
FACE-TO-FACE WITH SIGHTS THAT THE LESS-RUGGED
CAN ONLY IMAGINE. YOU CANNOT BUY
THIS TYPE OF FEELING, AND WHY WOULD YOU
WANT TO? ANOTHER CREST… ANOTHER TEST… AND AN UNEXPECTED GUEST. (bleating) NATURE HAS GIFTED
ITS MOST AGILE CREATURES WITH THE TOOLS
TO EASILY CONQUER WHAT WOULD CONDEMN OTHERS
TO CERTAIN DOOM. (blows raspberry) ONLY FOOLS WOULD
ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF THESE
REMARKABLE CLIMBERS. (whinnies) WITHOUT PERFECT BALANCE, RAZOR-SHARP FOCUS, AND A FINELY TUNED KNOWLEDGE TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED, IT’S SOMETIMES BEST
TO LOOK FOR SMARTER, SAFER OPTIONS. (bleats) (both shivering) EXTREME COLD FRONTS
CAN MOVE IN
WITHOUT WARNING, DROPPING TO SUB-ZERO
TEMPERATURES AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE. (wind whistling) BUT A BREATH OF THAT
BITING MOUNTAIN AIR CAN PROVIDE AN EXPERIENCE
THAT CANNOT BE MATCHED
ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET. AH-CHOO! WHAT CAUSES THESE
SUDDEN SHIFTS IN CLIMATE
IN HIGH ELEVATION? EVEN THE EXPERTS
ARE BAFFLED. (bleats) DRIVING RAIN,
RAGING BLIZZARDS. TO ATTEMPT
TO UNDERSTAND IT
WOULD BE TO ATTEMPT TO UNRAVEL
THE VERY MYSTERY
OF NATURE ITSELF. (laughs) OKAY. WHERE WERE WE? SOMETIMES,
IT’S BEST TO LEAVE
THE BIG QUESTIONS TO THE BIGGER MINDS AND SIMPLY TAKE COVER
IN THE SAFE HAVENS
NATURE HAS PROVIDED. (creature roaring) (screaming) (growling) (creature roars) (roars) AT LAST, THANKS
TO PERSEVERANCE, PATIENCE, AND A DASH
OF DUMB LUCK, YOU’VE MADE IT. WELL, ALMOST. (bell rings) (bleating loudly) (rumbling) (screaming) (bleats) GOOD WORK, ADVENTURERS. YOUR WORLD WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME. EACH DAY THAT PASSES WILL LEAVE YOU
LONGING FOR ANOTHER
PERILOUS ADVENTURE, BECAUSE EVERY EXPLORER
BRINGS BACK WITH HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING
FROM THE NATURAL WORLD… (bleats) THAT WILL STAY WITH HIM… FOREVER. (screaming) (bleats)

87 thoughts on “Aard Fu | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals”

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  67. Questions
    1. Which 3 animals were mad at the Aardvark?
    2. Was he successful sometimes?
    3. Why does he need more training?
    4.What font is the title in?

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  71. I do feel bad for the guy😢maybe if he finds it in his heart and soul ..to forgive then he could begin to be pretty again..lol

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