Bro did u read that? My love for you is infinite and my sincerity is eternal. So true! I liked this one . You will always get paid for the shit you did You never change! You know how you look like? How? You look like a walking banana fry. What’s wrong with it ? Yellow is her favourite color Is that why your teeth also looking yellow? Did u even bath today? Nope You are pathetic! Should i change this? No use. Its not about your kurta, its your shitty attitude which will never change. God damn it! What! Am so tensed! Do you know you look like Kabir singh but behave like some comedy actors ? Dude you came here to propose her, not to handle her delivery By the way if she say yes, how am gonna handle the expenses of kids, their studies, loans.. Am so worried. You should be in trial for overacting! Atleast let her say yes or no! And am sure even Siri from iPhone won’t reply your silly questions. Dude why are u demotivating me! If u can’t support, atleast don’t degrade me. Its better to trust kattappa than you. Okay go get settled with him then Damn you! Listen no, what should I ask her? Well, i think you should ask who’s the father in that church. Was that a joke? No its a verse. Between why are they called father? Eh! I dont know Okay then let me tell you something serious. Is it about the father.? No its about someone’s daughter. There she comes! Dude i swear these Christian girls in this attire look so good man! For god sake would you please stop behaving like a Bollywood hero? And please be your rotten self and talk to her! God will punish you for this you idiot! No we already have some unfinished business, so let us deal with that first. Am leaving! then Go Why the hell these perfumes smell so good on her! And look at her today! Help me through this goddess ! I mean, Jesus! Hey this kurta looks nice. Isn’t it? Yes He said its gaudy. Oh!! Are you Going for any wedding? Eh no! Just casually! Oh! Then its a bit gaudy i think. And why he’s standing there? Ah let him go to hell! useless guy. You came to church? No its my ancestor’s home. You liked it? Are you mad? Can’t you see when am coming out of church? Between what’s the agenda today? I feel something fishy here. You are awesome! Actually i had to tell you something! Even i had to tell you something. My engagement is fixed! His name is Ronny. He’s a family friend. We know each other since childhood. So i was okay with the alliance. Great! Is this because i called you goddess! Dude! Woh look at your face! This is by far the worst reaction for getting rejected. Dude i was kidding. And that engagement i was talking about, you want it to happen between us? What you say? Am fine with it. Really? Look at your blushed face! Dude your so filmy! You should never watch too much movies. especially romantic masala ones. No matter how realistic we are, its okay to be bit filmy with your girl! Will you ever change? I will! Okay then talk to your parents. I’ve already talked to mine. (shy) What! Feelings! Lol! And that Ronnie proposal was real , my parents wanted a final decision yesterday. Luckily i got to know your intentions early. How come you knew about it? Your that “useless” friend called me and told you are madly in love with me and wanted to propose me. Who? Him? Yes. Good he informed earlier. Or else i would never knew and had said yes to Ronnie. So if you want, go and say thanks to that poor fellow! Brother! Didn’t you die? Eh! I mean usually in such situations in movies boyfriend or girlfriend dies in a road accident right!? There is not much traffic bro! Are you gonna thank me? Yes i mean… You were silently writing a screenplay for my life man! Whatever! Get me something to eat. You are always hungry!? Yes!! I’ll buy you something. But seriously, i thought you are the most useless friend i ever had, it seems you are the most precious one. Can you repeat? I mean you are the only one who cares! Its not because my love for you is overflowing, if i didn’t do this, i will be the one who has to carry you from the bar, deal your fight with random people and pay the bills. So this was easier. Hey! Go now! Yeh! Wait… There are certain things in life, even our parents can’t understand. But friends do. I know bro you are my super hero! Don’t over react now. Just go to her. And behave decently. Go!