M: “Bullets are sexy” W: Hey- Hey guys.
Do you remember when we did that video on the uh- AI inspirational quotes?
Well basically it was an AI that generated inspirational quotes. After we did it, a bunch of people on Twitter™ sent us some inspirational quotes. So we’re gonna be reading out those and we’re also gonna be looking at some of the other ones we’ve made [Croak] D: Wait, you’re telling me there’s more? D: “If there’s a way to drug him, there’s a way to find him.” G: “Man milk. You’ve earned it.” W: Put the work in. M: “Please try selling illegal substances.” C: “Giving birth backwards can be the mistake of a lifetime.” [Laughing] C: Is that through the mouth? D: It’s a beautiful baby boy… Actually, I want him back in for a bit. [Laughing] G: “Canada? Sheer coincidence?” D: “Tomorrow begins today. Get a divorce.” M: “Bronies are ridiculous.” D: “Jump and die.” G: “Keep undressing. You are being greased up.” [Giggles in British] C: “The two things you need in order to get addicted to heroin is success and something beautiful.” G: “A fidget spin doesn’t last forever.” D: “Don’t be jealous of your brother’s death, just play ball.” [Laughing] C: “Murder is the fuel of everything.” M: “Don’t be a savage. Thiefify your hermit.” C: What’s thiefify? D: It’s a verb apparently. D: “Wake up. Die.” D: “Listen, It’s never too late to get smallpox.” C: “Dolphins are actually original.” C: “You are important.”
[Loud and muffled] “You are arousing.” [Laughing] D: “Soon everything will make perfect sense.” D: “So It’s okay to play with yourself” [Laughing] M: “If you are in control of the orgy, you do not need the orgy.” G: “Die and give up.” G: “The moment you understand how to say her, you understand how to hit her.” C: “Eat. Pant.” [Forced] Hahahahahahaha D: “Try shouting.” M: “First comes other people’s well being,
then comes the infection.” G: “First comes the mediocrity.” G: [Whispering] “Then comes the sex.” D: Mmm
“Self-control is to forget your parachute.” W: “If you pimp out your lover, contexualize.” G: “A special person can be a gangster.” G: “But the gangster can also be a special person.” W: “Don’t you get tired of vomiting?” G: “Someday…” [Giggling] [Inhale]
[Laughing] D: “You can not have moral without screaming.” M: “You must outlive fun.” M: “Ask for the attacks.” [Blows] [Someone somehow makes the sound of a chair being pushed] M: Ask for the potassium based attacks. D: George, what’s your favourite robot? G: Eh– … My pringles can. [Laughing] [Gasp] Guys, squirrel wHOA I’m- I’m fucking after him. [Giggles in british] C: Dude I find squirrels scary. Jack go say hi to it. J: I like squirrels Run- Run after it.
Oh, look It’s taunting you dude. J: He can’t even see me!