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AKSHAY KUMAR STAND UP COMEDY  | HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKSHAY KUMAR | HINDI STAND UP COMEDY | NEWCOMEDY


AAJ JO HAI AKSHAY KUMAR JI KA BIRTHDAY HAI AUR KAL WHO MERE SAPNAY MEIN AAYE THE MERE SAATH KHADE REHKAR CAKE KAAT RAHE THE AUR CAKE KA SABSE PEHLE BITE UNHONE MUJHE HI KHILAAYA THA. MAIN BHI UNHE CAKE KHILAANE HI WAALA THA MAIN BHI UNHE CAKE KHILAANE HI WAALA THA LEKIN PHIR REAL LIKE MEIN KISINE FLUSH CHALAA DIYA LEKIN PHIR REAL LIKE MEIN KISINE FLUSH CHALAA DIYA I DON’T KNOW IF I BELIEVE IN GOD OR NOT BUT I DEFEINETLEY BELIEVE IN PRAYING TO GOD WHENEVER I HAVE A PROBLEM IN LIFE. PEOPLE TELL ME THAT MAKES ME VERY SELFISH BUT THE WAY I SEE IT IS THAT ATLEAST IT MAKES ME VERY HONEST BUT THE WAY I SEE IT IS THAT ATLEAST IT MAKES ME VERY HONEST KABHI KABHI JO HAI LIFE MEIN HUM APNA FAITH CHANGE KAR DETE HAIN KABHI KABHI JO HAI LIFE MEIN HUM APNA FAITH CHANGE KAR DETE HAIN JAISA HUM APNA PHONE NUMBER PORT KARATE HAIN WAISA HI KABHI KABHI HUM APNI BHAGWAN BHI PORT KAR LETE HAIN TOH PEHLE JO HAI MAIN LORD KRISHNA KI BAHOOT POOJA KARATA THA EK DIN POOJA KARANE KE BAAD MAINE NEWS PADHAA AUR PADHAA KE SPICE JET KE PICHLE SAAL KA PROHIT THA 225 CRORES AUR UNKE KUCH 8000 EMPLOYEES HAI USKE BAAD MAINE PADHAA KE AKSHAY KUMAR EK AADMI NE PICHLE SAAL 445 CRORES KAMAAYE TOH MAINE SOCHA YAAR YEAH TOH MERE NAYE BHAGWAN HONE CHAAHIYE SO I PORTED FROM LORD KRSIHNA TO LORD AKSHAY KUMAR AND I STARED TO COPY HIM IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE EARLIER I WOULD INTRODUCE MYSELF I WOULD SAY HI I’M SATISH TORANI AB MAIN APNE AAPKO INTRODUCE KARAATE HOON MAIN BOLTA HOON HI I’M SATISH KHILADI TORANI KUMAR GHAR PAHOOCHKE MAIN APNI WIFE KO BOLA AAJSE TUMHAARA PETNAME TINA HOGA AAJSE TUMHAARA PETNAME TINA HOGA AUR TUMHAARE HOBBIES HONGE INTERIOR DESIGN AUR KITAABIEN LIHKNA SHE SAID YEAD HOGAYA KYA TU? MAINE BOLA DEKHO AGAR TINA AKSHAY SE AISE BAAT KARATI HAI TOH MAIN YEDA BANANE KO BHI TAIYAAR HOON I JOINED MY 8 YEAR OLD DAUGHTERS KARATE CLASS SHE’S ABOUT 3.5 FEET TALL AND SHES ALREADY A BLUE BELT I’M CLOSE TO 6 FEET TALL I WONT MENTION MY AGE AND IM A WHITE BELT MAINE APNE KARATE SIR SE POOCHA KE AKSHAY KUMAR BANANE KO KITNE SAAL LAGENGE HE SAID 4 – 5 GHANTE MEHNAT KARO 20 SAAL MEIN BAN JAAYOGE AND I THOUGH BEES SAAL MEHNAT KAROONGA AND BY THEN MY AGE WILL BE EMBARASSING !!! BUT I WAS NOT ASHAMED TO GO FOR THE CLASS MY DAUGHTER WAS ASHAMED TO HAVE ME THERE I ALSO STARTED TO SHAVE MY CHEST HAIR I ALSO STARTED TO SHAVE AND BY THE WAY THERES NOTHING MACHO ABOUT HAVING CHEST HAIR THE GUY WHO SPREAD THIS RUMOUR BASICALLY DID IT BECAUSE HE COULDN’T SCORE ANY CHICS JUTS BECAUSE WOMEN FOUND HIM VERY POKY MAINE SUBHA 4.30 BAJE UTHNA SHURU KIYA UNKI TARHA INFACT MAIN EK DUBBING ARTIST KE PAAS BHI GAYA AUR UNKI AWAAZ MEIN HI MAINE EK ALARM BHI RRECORD KIYA JO KUCH AISA THA UTHO VATS 4.30 BAJ CHUKE HAI UTHO AUR MEHNAT KARO UTHO AUR MEHNAT KARO YEAH AKARM SUNKE MAIN UTHTA THA YEAH AKARM SUNKE MAIN UTHTA THA 6:30, SUNSET KE BAAD MAINE KHAANA KHAANA BANDH KAR DIYA MAINE APNE MANDIR MEIN BHI UNKA EK ACHCHA SA PHOTO RAKKHA AUR SIDE MEIN SALMAN KHAN KA BHI EK CHOTA SA PHOTO RAKKHA KYONKE WOH TOH CHEEK MAARKAR 100CR BANA SAKTA HAIN MAINE SUNA KE WOH HAR SHUBH KAARYA KE PEHLE MAATA KI POOJA KARATE HAIN TOH MAINE BHI DECIDE KIYA KE JABBHI KISIKO JHOOT BOLNA HAI MAIN PEHLE JMD KAHOONGA OK MY DAD TOLD ME TUM ABHI AKSHAY KUMAR KE NAKSHE KADAM PE CHAL RAHE HOMAINE INTERNET PE PADHAA KE HE NOW CHARGES 54 CORE PER FILM JISKA SHOOTING SHAYAD 2 MAHINE MIEN KHATAM HOTA HOGA TOH WOH AB ITNE PAISE BANA RAHE HAIN TUMHAARE IS VISHAY KE BAARE MEIN KYA JAWAAB HAI ACTUALLY MAIN DEEP THOUGHT MEIN PADH GAYA AUR MAIN SOCH RAHA THA 54 CRORES PER MOVIE NOT BAD ! NOT BAD AT ALL WOH KYA SOCH RAHE THE KE MAIN BHI KAHOONGA KE MAIN BHI 2 MAHINE MEIN 50 CRORE BANANE WAALA HOON MUJHE THODI ANE BHAGWAN SE COMPETITION KARANA HAI YAAR TOH TEEN MAHINO TAK SAB THEEK CHAL RAHA THA LEKIN PHIR LAGA YAAR YEAH LORD AKSHAY KUMAR KO FOLLOW KARANA BAHOOT TOUGH HAI KYONKE MAIN AAPKO BATATA HOON KYA HOTA THA REALITY MAIN 4: 30 BAJEE UTHATA THA AUR 4:45 BAJE WAAPIS SO JAATA THA

100 thoughts on “AKSHAY KUMAR STAND UP COMEDY | HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKSHAY KUMAR | HINDI STAND UP COMEDY | NEWCOMEDY

  1. Har baat p bhagwan ko q late ho tumlog chutye or akki or salman jaise bane ki aukad or gts tere pure kandan m nhi hoga kudh kuch kabbar nhi pate ate h troll krne bhag bhori k

  2. Mere hisab se Akshay ka Net worth 250-80M+ Hai.
    Google mei jo Info hai wo 2014 se hee same dikha rehe hai..
    Lekin 2014-2019 tak Unka income 150M+ Hai 🙄

  3. Akshay Kumar ….ye ek hi hero hai ….Jo Bollywood deserve karta hai ….🚩🚩🚩💪💪💪💪.
    Baki Haram khano ko Pakistan bhejo .

  4. Bakwas…tu 20 saal tu chudh 20 janam bhi nahi ban sakta hein…ju muslims( salman khan ) ku mandir mein rakhta hu..chutiya

  5. Okay content but the laughter in background is fake and there r multiple cuts in ths video. I also try to follow akshay & waking up at 4.30 for last 2 months.

  6. कितनी बकवास चोद रहा है ये
    न हसी आ रही है
    न मजा
    बस मन कर रहा है इसकी गांड तोड दू

  7. Fake comedian तुम्हारी कॉमेडी पर मुझे हंसी नहीं आई और जो हंस रहे हैं वह तुम्हारे पाले हुए हैं🖕

  8. Belated Happy birthday to Bharat hriday Samrat Superstar Akshay Kumar as is incredible…. And may God bless him so the he can entertain us with superb films in different genres… and may all his films make millions… and then he gives back to all Indians like before… to soldiers, farmers, drought and flood affected, stuntmen, sportspeople, women, etc…

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