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Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking. Epic Rap Battles of History


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ## # ALBERT EINSTEIN # VS # # STEPHEN HAWKING # # BEGIN! # # WHEN I APPLY MY BATTLE THEORY # # MINDS ARE RELATIVELY BLOWN # # SO TAKE A SEAT STEVE # # OOPS, I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN # # WHAT’S WITH YOUR VOICE? # # I CAN’T FRICKIN’ TELL # # YOU SOUND LIKE WALL-E # # HAVING SEX WITH A SPEAK & SPELL # # I’LL SCHOOL YOU ANYWHERE # # MIT TO OXFORD # # ALL YOUR FANS WILL BE LIKE # # UM, THAT WAS HAWK-WARD # # I’M AS DOPE AS TWO RAPPERS # # YOU BETTER BE SCARED # # CAUSE’ THAT MEANS ALBERT E EQUALS M C SQUARED # ## # YOU’VE # # GOT NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE MESSING WITH HERE BOY # # I GOT 12 INCH RIMS ON MY CHAIR # # THAT’S HOW I ROLL YA’LL # # YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GLUED A MUSTACHE ON A TROLL DOLL # # I’LL BE STRETCHING OUT THE RHYME # # LIKE GRAVITY STRETCHES TIME # # WHEN YOU TRY TO PUT YOUR LITTLE P-BRANE # # AGAINST THIS KIND OF MIND # # I’M THE BEST # # I’M THE SNOOP DOGG OF SCIENCE # # I’LL BE DROPPING MAD APPLES ON YOUR HEAD # # FROM THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS # # I’M THE GIANT WHOSE SHOULDERS # # YOU’D HAVE STOOD ON IF YOU COULD STAND # # I’LL GIVE YOU A BRIEF HISTORY OF PAIN WITH THE BACK OF MY HAND # # YOU CAN’T DESTROY MATTER OR ME FOR SERIOUS # # RIPPING HOLES IN YOU # BIGGER THAN THE HOLE # # IN YOUR BLACK HOLE THEORY WAS # ## # THERE ARE 10 MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # MILLION # # PARTICLES IN THE UNIVERSE # # THAT WE CAN OBSERVE # # YOUR MAMA TOOK THE UGLY ONES # # AND PUT THEM INTO ONE NERD # # YOU WANNA BRING THE HEAT # # WITH THE MUSHROOM CLOUDS YOU’RE MAKING # # I’M ABOUT TO BAKE RAPS FROM SCRATCH # # LIKE CARL SAGAN # # AND WHILE IT’S TRUE # # THAT MY WORK IS BASED ON YOU # # I’M A SUPER COMPUTER # # YOU’RE LIKE A TI-82 # # WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! # # EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! # # END OF RAP BATTLE! # ##

100 thoughts on “Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking. Epic Rap Battles of History

  1. So take a seat Steve,oh I see you brought your own.whats with your voice? I can’t freaking tell you sound like WALL-E having sex with a speak and spell!

  2. 123 million views.quite a bit more than the others.hmm. ok people admit it! Y'all saw Steven Hawkins on the thumbnail and KNEW that shit would be hilarious!!! And it really fucking is!😂😈😎🤘🏃😝🔭🚷♿

  3. it amazes me so much that when people spout the purest nonsense you people t( the general masses ) swoon at their every speculation and worship at their feet…most of their theories are based upon the s-called platform of science ( the word science means and more ironically points to knowledge so-called) one of the 5 oxymorons i have seen …these were just people that thought they were on another level ….madd men 1/2 rung up the ladder….think, people. on your own ..ooh sorry you have relied on popular opinion for so long reason and free-thinking are well out of your reach….

  4. “I’m as dope as two rappers you better be scared cause that means Albert E=MC^2.” Brilliance in it’s purest form! 🤘🏼🔥

  5. This song is from 8 years ago, and from what I know of Stephen Hawking, he had a really great sense of humour (he loved being in the Simpsons, and he messed with people all the time). That means there is a high chance that he heard this song at some point, and he probably really liked it.

  6. “There are 10,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe the we can observe

    Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd”

    That hit hard

  7. Stephen Should have definitely said something about him being able to bed his nurse even though he was incapable of standing or speaking.

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