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Anchorman – 60% of the Time, It Works Every Time Scene (6/8) | Movieclips

Let me just grab this.
Oh, sorry about that. – Whammy.
– Hmm. – Uh, champ?
– Yeah. You’re trying to touch
my breasts, aren’t you? What can I say?
I like the way you’re
put together. What do you say
we go out on a date? Have some chicken,
maybe some sex. You know,
see what happens? Oh, let me get
this over here. – ( groans )
– sorry. Oh, there it is. I’ll give this
little cookie an hour Before we’re doing
the no-pants dance. – ( chuckles )
– time to musk up. Ron:
Wow.Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne
you gonna go with? London gentleman, or– Wait. No, no, no.
Hold on. Blackbeard’s delight. No, she gets
a special cologne. It’s called sex panther
by odeon. – ( snarling )
– it’s illegal in nine
countries. Yep, it’s made with bits
of real panther. –So you know it’s good.
– It’s quite pungent. Oh yeah.It’s a formidable scent.It stings the nostrils. –In a good way.
– Yep. I’m gonna be honest with you.
That smells like pure gasoline. They’ve done studies,
you know. 60% of the time,
it works every time. That doesn’t make sense. Well… Let’s go see if we can
make this little kitty purr. ( snarls ) Hey, sweet cheeks.
Got an invite I’d like
to extend your way. My god. ( sniffs )
what is that smell? – ( man coughs )
– oh! That’s the smell
of desire, milady. God, no, it smells like– Like a used diaper
filled with indian food. Oh!
Excuse me. Desire smells like that
to some people. What is that?
Smells like a turd
covered in burnt hair! – ( groaning )
– ( retching )

100 thoughts on “Anchorman – 60% of the Time, It Works Every Time Scene (6/8) | Movieclips

  1. At 40 seconds I swear that's KITT from Knight Rider lol of so can't wonder what that smells like. KITT interior or fumes of KITT

  2. "60% of the time it works every time" can make sense if we are talking about e.g. a 2-state hidden markov model, with the emissions of 1 state being [0,1], and emissions of the other not specified, and the stationary distribution of the state transition matrix being [0.6, 0.4]

  3. 60% of the time it works every time does make sense actually. Because to say "60% of the time works every time" is basically saying "it works 100% 60% of the time" which means "it works 60% of the time", same as 1/1 is the same as 1 but presented differently

  4. I mean technically it works 60 percent of the time every time makes sense. You always have a 60% percent chance of it working 🤔

  5. What did she say Indian food really .so they fell short for jokes or it's just that people find it more funny to make joke on others

  6. Does this line make more sense than we realized? e.g. on 6 out of 10 nights (60% of the time) he's able to get 10 out of 10 women (It works… everihh tahhm)

  7. "It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food."
    "You know, desire smells like that to some people."
    Lmao 😅😅

  8. Seriously this is Anchorman NOT AntMan!!!! Enough of the stupid AntMan comments. Keep the subject material relative ffs!!!!

  9. The best part about this is when he’s half way though the line, you can clearly see he’s trying his hardest not to laugh

  10. The way he said it is still essential true, he just said it in a way that makes it sound like it works all the time.

  11. Saying “A used diaper filled with Indian food” is redundant. Indian food and a used diaper have the same smell …… Come to think of it, you can bathe and get rid of the used diaper smell.

  12. Well if it work 60% percent of the time 100% of the time than doesnt that mean its just 60% of the time.

  13. So this is why Wakanda was hidden for so long. This cologne must have been one of their ideas to make themselves known but clearly it back fired. I bet if they put some vibranium instead of bits of real panther it would smell awesome.

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