[fart noise] Everybody farts Everybody farts Everybody farts Everybody farts Ya mon! Where do they come from these smells from behind? From the air we swallow and the food that we eat When we eat food it is digested into our intestines It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life When this happens nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside They have to come out ‘cause they must be free! Ya mon! Your mommy farts, your daddy farts,
Your brother farts, your sister farts Even all the people on your streets make a fart Everybody needs to fart every single day If they do no farting there’s going to be some pain! Dogs they fart, cats they fart
Cows that eat the grass, they fart Zebras fart, camels fart,
As termites eat your house they fart Farting is so natural, it’s as healthy as can be If you smell one stinking, don’t you look at me! Everybody farts, everybody farts Everybody farts, everybody farts Everybody farts, everybody farts [Howdytoons jingle] Howdytoons merch now available!