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[ASMR] Ear-To-Ear Corny Jokes Whisper (Safe for Kids!)


What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? So I think I know why you’re here I think you read the title of this video And I think you’re ready for some ear to ear Kind of As ear to ear as a blue yeti can get Whispered corny jokes So these are pretty corny I gathered them from a couple of websites I’ve got about two pages of them And we will see if you guys can guess the answers to them before I tell you They’re pretty corny So, let’s just jump right in and do it shall we Okay okay What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale (fake laughing) I’m gonna have to cut my fake laughing right now Just nip it in the butt okay I won’t I promise Oh also I might get comments about my neck It’s not a hickey or anything like that I was brushing my hair and my skin Just gets red for no reason And it hit my neck so it actually looks a lot better now then it did when I first started When I sat down to record but It was the brush. It’ll probably go away by the time I’m done filming this Loud noises Okay, sorry about that only one joke in and Gibi is already distracted Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many Cheetahs I didn’t think that cheetahs lived in the jungle I thought they lived in the like the savannah whatever How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles Tentacles Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all of the fans left Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired That works on both levels Two tired Because it does fall over because it only has two tires Okay How does a squid go into battle? Well armed That could be an octopus joke too but whatever What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A Bagel That one made me laugh out loud when I read it And it just made me laugh again A bagel It’s so stupid, I love it What’s a pepper that won’t leave you alone? Jalapeno business Jalapeno businazz How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? Follow the Fresh Prince ♪ In west Philidelphia born and raised ♪ ♪ On a playground is where I spent most of my days ♪ Sorry I just put that in your head, my bad How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool That used to be my favorite joke Before it was cool What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? Banana A slipper How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer A bucc an eer (a buck an ear) I like that one too, I’ve never heard that one What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon I thought that was funny cause that’s what I use I shoot on an An EOS Rebel T4I With an 18 to 55 milliliter zoom lense In case anyone was wondering I get a couple of comments on that um on each video I should just put it in the description When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide I feel you chicken Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle? Because he’s always lion Cheetahs and lions don’t go into the jungle people What’s brown and sticky? A stick Geez What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race? I don’t know Gibi, what do Olympic sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast! Get it? They fast Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? Burgular? How do you- Burgeler? A burgaler? Oh my gosh, I’m doubting everything I know How do you say this word? Burgerler? Burgular? Burgaler? Did you hear about the sensitive thief? He takes things personally Why did Santa Study music at College? He wanted to improve his wrapping skills this one’s gross I’m sorry, but I thought it was funny so What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p Did you hear about the population in Ireland? It’s Dublin Dublin Dublin Why did the mobile phone need glasses? It lost all it’s contacts Why wouldn’t the shrimp share its food? Because He was a little selfish I ruined it, I ruined the joke I didn’t say it right Forgive me I’m gonna do it again Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his food? Because he was a little… Shellfish There you go, there you go What’s a grizzly with no teeth called? Why I believe that is called… A gummy bear What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty Two-thirty That’s my dad’s favorite joke I think It better be his favorite joke cause he’s said a million times What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The spacebar Thank you. Thank you. I will be here all week. With top comedy And ear to ear whispering Let me know what joke you liked best Just for fun, just curious And give me your best corny joke Maybe I’ll make a part two If you guys liked this sort of thing Thank you for watching Have a wonderful night And I’ll see you In the next video Goodnight everybody Sleep well

100 thoughts on “[ASMR] Ear-To-Ear Corny Jokes Whisper (Safe for Kids!)

  1. 4:19 chillin out maxin relaxin actin all cool and shootin some b'ball outside of the school when a couple of guys they were up to no good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood, i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said "your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and there was dice in the mirror, if anything i could say that this cab was rare, but i thought man forget it, go home to bel air. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabby "im home, smell ya later"

  2. You're killing me how am I supposed to go to sleep when I'm laughing so much your mannerisms are more amusing than the jokes! Here's my favorite joke… Dad "call me an ambulance I'm having a heart attack" Son " you're… You're an ambulance" Dad dying" I'm so proud"

  3. Now This! This is true comedy, true art! Only the finest joke tellers and recovers fan truly understand this master price! Can someone tell me there jokes?

  4. Let’s just take a minute to appreciate that lipstick I mean cmon I’m a boy that has only one time experience when I was 5, my sister did it calm ya self, but damn like gibi looks stunning in it

  5. Gibi: how do you find Will smith in the snow?

    Me: well it would be quite obvious because he’s bla-

    Gibi: you look for the fresh prince.

    O

  6. Here’s another corny joke. Why was the duck thrown out of the restaurant? Two things because he didn’t pay his bill and the manager said he smelled fowl.

  7. Why did the chicken cross the road

    Because it lost custody of its children after its wife left and was severely bullied at school the only thing he could find joy in was family and it was taken away so he turned to drugs, he started off with minor things like weed but got more depressed so started on cocaine and heroin. He saw the upcoming car and his his pointless life flashed before his eyes, the headlights enticed him he couldn’t resist and the last thing he saw was the shocked glare of his daughter and the driving instructor next to her, blood soaked deep in the paint of the car and the minds of the drivers forever.

  8. Want to hear my story?

    Edit: Its been 2 days and nobody has interacted with my comment so now the best joke out of these jokes is my internet worth.

    Iran from Iraq because I was Hungary for some Turkey and it was chile .

    Dont go out when its raining cats and dogs, you could step in a poodle .

    When me and my friend went to Japan he lost something so i said, “They Tokyo wallet.”

    Im done, have fun, and dont run in the sun or you could fall and land on your buns .

  9. Why am I lonely?

    Because I'm lonely did you eggspect a pun? Sorry but I'm not going to whale 🐋 over being lonely if you are shellfish about my bad puns then go and sea the front door or the back door wink wink

  10. I'm having a whale of a good time and a shellfish crab cums along and attacks me so I shellshock his eyebrows with my finger and he Mc dies and so I am now arrested so I eggscapen 🙂

  11. 4:43 a shoe .. reminds me of Rachel in Friends : "what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if i want to be a purse or a hat?" 😂

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