Hello! The person who gave you this number to call wants you to know that you have bad breath. Seriously, your breath smells very bad. This message is not intended to be mean; quite the opposite. This bad breath notification message is intended to help you improve your life, and the lives of those you breathe near. Bad breath is disgustingly nasty. You have bad breath. That makes you disgustingly nasty. Do something about your bad breath, and you will no longer be disgustingly nasty. Do you hear me laughing? No, you don’t. Because this is not a joke. There is nothing funny about bad breath. So please do something about your bad breath. Have a nice day!