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Bad Jokes – Electrical Engineering Edition


why can you never trust atoms? I don’t
know they make up everything. Two antennas got married
the wedding was lousy but the reception was outstanding. was it now? A superconductor walks into a bar, the bartender says get out we don’t serve
your kind here. The superconductor left without resistance. Why did the power transistor’s spouse take away the TV remote? why? It wouldn’t stop switching offscreen: “You can’t laugh at your own jokes!” watch me why was MC escher fired from his
electrical design job? I would love to know. He was intentionally building
in ground loops. What do you call a detective electrical engineer? what? Sherlock Ohms. Pretty good why was the inductor watching the news? It was trying to keep current. A wind turbine asked asks a rectifier what’s
your favorite kind of music? The rectifier says ac/dc of course.
what about you? and the turbine says, “well I’m a big
metal fan!” what is an electrical engineers favorite
flavor of ice cream? shock-a-lot That one hurts a little bit. what do you give your
favorite electrical engineer for his birthday? I don’t know. shorts! why do fluorescent lights hum? because they can’t remember the words what did the electrical engineers say
when he got shocked? That Hertz did you hear the story
of the electrical engineer? No. It’s a shocking one My filter’s frequency response shows exactly what I need… it bodes well. a photon checks into
a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage he says no, I’m traveling light The red wire said to the black wire why are you so sad? the black wire replied, “I’ve been grounded” why can you never trust atoms? I don’t
know they make up everything! I finally managed to get
rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying, I’m ecstatic! what do you
call it when a bunch of electrical engineers are late? group delay What
would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? a pair of shocks. what’s a Cowboys favorite signal? spurious signals mmm what’ s a pirate’s favorite branch of
Electrical Engineering? ARRRRRRGH ARRRRRRGH F where do diodes like to drive? bridges? that’s better than the real punch line one way streets what’s an RF engineers favorite instrument a harmonic-a So I got a new current probe
yesterday I’m pretty amped about it. yeah… why did the electron throw up? He was spinning. oh I see why was the electrical engineer having
trouble doing his dishes? He was trying to do his dishes in a heat sink oh man A heat sink, you know? yeah so I had to call
an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while
trying to plug in my phone. I can’t believe how much I was charged!

61 thoughts on “Bad Jokes – Electrical Engineering Edition

  1. Why can you newer trust atoms? I cannot recognize the response… Please help me understand :-/ Not native speaker 🙂 but veri nice video 🙂 good job!

  2. That was pure gold! Couldn't stop laughing for minutes xD Probably the best try not to laugh challenge on YouTube. Whats a pirates favourite branch of electrical engineering? Arrrrr F. That and the last one killed me completely! 😂😂😂

  3. 👍 good stuff.

    What did the windmill say when ask for its opinion on renewable energy?
    I'm a big fan…
    😁

  4. ..they make up EVERYTHING 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

  5. I guess keysight only makes the oscilloscope. I mean other scopes are nothing in front of INFIVISION or INFINIIUM.

    Keysight Exclusives(In Every Scopes Except for 1000A series):

    1. FRA(Frequency Response Analysis.) at 50 MHz. FRA is a very rare measurement option in oscilloscopes.
    2. Built-in function generator up to 20 MHz sine wave.
    3. Zone trigger (Available from 3000T series): helps you trigger smallest details.

  6. whats the difference between harvey weinstein and neodymium magnets??

    Nothing, both have a strong coercive force.

  7. a termite walked into a bar, and asked "is the bar tender here?”….
    wait I’m on the wrong web site…..

  8. A guy goes into a nightclub with a pair of jumper cables slung over his shoulder. The watchful bouncer surges through the crowd and yells "Hey, are you trying to start something?"

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