Hey everybody. Coma Niddy here and it’s time
for Science Jokes Round 3! Let’s go! [makes explosion sounds] What do you do when your particles break down?
You get on the phone and you call a quantum mechanic! [laughs] And speaking of quantum mechanics, what do
you call a jet pack on an atom? A particle accelerator! Why did the ancient flying reptile go to the
dentist? Because its teeth were pterosaur!
Ah! That’s based on a true story. I recently went
to the dentist. Had a teeth cleaning and my gums were hurting like crazy. Lesson learned,
floss everyday. Seriously. Erryday. Floss. Floss. A Hadrosaur walks into a bar, orders a tasty
beverage and when it’s time to pay, it says “put it on my bill.”
[makes duck sound] [makes duck sound]
[makes duck sound] It could’ve sounded like a duck. You don’t
know, you weren’t there. I was, it sounded like a duck. Okay. You have Black Friday, a Dimetrodon,
and a Spinosaurus, what do they all have in common?
Check out those epic sales! Boom! That’s what you do for epic sales. Lot of a explosions
here. Alright, next up. You ever feel bad for those felsic rocks?
I do, because they’re always taken for granite! [laughs] These aren’t really jokes, it’s more like
puns right? Puns are cool. Word play. So Niel deGrasse Tyson met with Pluto over
the holidays and it was dwarfed by his presents! Boom! That’s double points for two puns in
that statement. Shout out to Dustin for that one. It’s crazy! Whoop whoop!
I had to do it. Pluto is still a dwarf planet. There’s nothing wrong with being a dwarf planet.
Stop trying to change its status internet. It is still a dwarf planet. [slow motion]
It is still a dwarf planet. Why is the Earth like a kitchen sink?
There’s a ton of water and a whole lot of plate movement. Alright thanks for watching science jokes
round 3. If you like this video hit the like button and be sure to subscribe. And if you
have any science jokes, leave them in the comments below. Thanks for watching and I’ll
see you next time!