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Bill Burr on Performing Comedy Around the World


>>Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOIN’?>>I’M DOIN’ WELL.>>Jimmy: YOU REALLY ARE THE WHITE WHITEST PERSON I’VE EVER SEEN.>>I WAS BORN ON A YACHT. IT’S ALL BEEN DOWNHILL.>>Jimmy: I DON’T MEAN IT IN A GENETIC WAY.>>I DO. I’M TALKIN’ FULL-ON WHITE PRIVILEGE. I WAS STUNNED WHEN I FIRST HEARD ABOUT WHITE PRIVILEGE. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS. I THOUGHT, EVERYBODY DOESN’T GET TO DO THIS?>>Jimmy: IT SEEMS AS IF THE SUN HAS NEVER TOUCHED YOU.>>JOB INTERVIEWS RIGHT AFTER I GET OUT OF THE CAR. YOU’RE HIRED! GO HOME, WE’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. YOU WANT AN OFFICE?>>Jimmy: YOU WERE ON A STANDUP COMEDY TOUR OF, IS IT THE WORLD?>>THE WHITE WORLD. I WENT TO EUROPE. THEY PULLED BACK. LIKE I WAS ACTUALLY DOING IT. WAS IT A RACIST TOUR?>>Jimmy: MAYBE IT WAS THE WHITE TOUR.>>THAT LEG WAS PRETTY WHITE.>>Jimmy: MM-HM.>>I WENT ON, WHERE THE HELL WAS I? I DID ENGLAND, ICELAND. GETTING WHITER THERE.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH, ICELAND, YEAH.>>DID A CORPORATE AT SANTA CLAUS’S HOUSE. THE WHITEST DUDE EVER. THEN I KIND OF DID, I DON’T KNOW. WENT TO GERMANY AND THEN, I DON’T KNOW, AUSTRIA.>>Jimmy: WHERE WERE YOU RECEIVED MOST WARMLY?>>AS FAR AS LIKE THEM GETTING ME THE BEST?>>Jimmy: YEAH.>>I WOULD CALL IT THE MIDWEST OF EUROPE WAS THE BUDAPEST, VIENNA AND WARSAW.>>Jimmy: WOW.>>YEAH, THEY WERE LIKE THE SAME KIND OF IDIOT THAT I WAS, AND WE JUST LIKE LOCKED IN, AND I HAD THESE, I WAS IN BUDAPEST ON STAGE, I WAS LIKE, I COULD SHOOT A SPECIAL HERE. PEOPLE WERE GREAT. THEY WERE GOING ALONG WITH THE LAUGHS.>>Jimmy: IT MUST BE REALLY STRANGE TO BE POPULAR AND WELL RECEIVED IN A PLACE WHERE ENGLISH IS NOT THEIR FIRST LANGUAGE.>>YEAH, NO, IF IT IS. BUT EVERYBODY HAS NETFLIX. ALL YOU’RE GETTING ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN TO YOU. IT’S NOT LIKE I’M WALKING AROUND HUNGARY, LIKE HEY, HOW’S IT GOING? THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME SHOW UP.>>Jimmy: WERE YOU AT THE ROYAL ALBERT CONCERT HALL IN LONDON. WHEN I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT, IT WAS GREAT BY THE WAY.>>THANK YOU, THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: WHEN YOU WALK OUT, ALL THESE ENGLISH PEOPLE. THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE. THEY’RE THRILLED TO SEE YOU. I WOULD IMAGINE THAT MEANS SOMETHING MORE THAN GOING BACK TO BOSTON.>>YEAH, YEAH, NO. IT’S VERY HUMBLING TO SIT THERE AND BE LIKE ALL THESE PEOPLE FROM THIS FAR AWAY WANT TO COME OUT AND SEE YOU, AND THEN THAT’S WHEN YOU CAN GET IN YOUR HEAD LIKE DO I DESERVE THIS? IT’S BEAUTIFUL, I’VE GOT A BUNCH OF [ BLEEP ] JOKES, WHY AM I HERE? SYMPHONIES PERFORM THERE. HEY, YOU EVER GO TO THE BATHROOM AND JUST LIKE, THERE’S A LOT OF THAT WHEN YOU TRAVEL AROUND. THE FUN YNIEST PARTS, WHEN YOU T REALLY FAR EAST INTO EUROPE, THEY GET REALLY LIKE LOGICAL, AND I REMEMBER BOMBING, I CAN’T REMEMBER IF I WAS IN FINLAND OR ESTONIA. I WAS JUST BOMBING, I WAS LIKE, WHAT’S GOING ON. AND I NOTICED THEIR HECKLES. THEY WERE LIKE TRYING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF THE JOKE. LIKE YOU TELL A JOKE AND I WOULDN’T GET A LAUGH, AND SOMEBODY WOULD SAY, “VELL, VY DIDN’T YOU JUST SAY YOU VERE SORRY?” . IF YOU GET INTO A COUNTRY WHERE THEY DON’T BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE, IT’S NO HEY, MAN. IT’S JUST THIS EQUALS THAT!>>Jimmy: THAT’S KIND OF FUNNY.>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT, I KNOW YOU’RE A BIG PATRIOTS FAN.>>YES.>>Jimmy: ANTONIO BROWN.>>YES.>>Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT HIM BEING ON THE TEAM?>>WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. WHAT I LIKE IS IT’S A ONE-YEAR CONTRACT. IT’S PERFECT. LIKE A WEEKEND IN VEGAS. NO MATTER HOW CRAZY SHE IS, IT’S GOING TO END. YOU’RE GOING TO BE ON THAT SOUTHWEST FLIGHT. BUT I THINK HE’S GOING TO BE GOOD. I THINK THERE WAS A LITTLE BIT OF HIM, A LITTLE BIT OF THEM. IT SEEMED LIKE THEY WERE PARTICULARY TICKY TACK FINING HIM. LIKE IF THEY FINED HIM ENOUGH THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO PAY HIM A SIGNING BONUS.>>Jimmy: IF YOU MISS PRACTICE, YOU GET FINED, BECAUSE PRACTICE IS KIND OF THE THING, RIGHT?>>DRESS UP LIKE A PIRATE, THREATEN SOMEBODY’S LIFE, COME IN WITH BOOZE ON YOUR BREATH. AS LONG AS YOU SCORE A TOUCHDOWN YOU ARE FINE. THAT’S THE WAY THE RAIDERS WERE WHEN I GREW UP. SO I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED.>>Jimmy: WERE YOU THRILLED WHEN YOU READ THAT HE SIGNED WITH THE PATRIOTS SO VERY QUICKLY? AND TOM BRADY EVEN INVITED HIM TO COME LIVE IN HIS HOUSE.>>IT’S NUTS. EVERY TIME I THINK IT’S OVER ANOTHER GOOD THING HAPPENS.>>Jimmy: DID YOU TAKE YOUR FAMILY ON THE ROAD WITH YOU TO EUROPE FOR THIS TOUR?>>I TOOK THEM TO ICELAND.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU DID?>>YEAH, SO WHEN I GO TO EUROPE, WE JUST PICK A COUNTRY WE’VE NEVER BEEN TO AND WE HANG THERE FOR SEVEN DAYS, GET ACCLIMATED TO THE TIME OR WHATEVER. YEAH. WE WENT TO ICELAND.>>Jimmy: WHO, JUST YOU AND YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER?>>MY PARENTS CAME, TOO. JO>>Jimmy: OH.>>I WAS SMOKING A CIGAR, IN REYKJAVIK. I WAS SITTING THERE SMOKING A CIGAR, AND THIS WOMAN APPROACHED ME. SHY SHE WAS JUST LIKE EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? AND I WAS IMMEDIATELY WEIRDED OUT, YEAH, WHAT. CAN YOU PUSH ME DOWN THE HILL? I GO, LIKE, WHAT? SHE GOES, CAN YOU PUSH ME DOWN THE HILL? I’M LIKE, IS THIS SOME HIDDEN VIDEO? YOU’RE NOT GETTING ME. I’M A GUEST IN YOUR COUNTRY, AND SHE JUST WANTED ME TO ROLL HER DOWN THE HILL. SO I WENT, ALL RIGHT, THIS TYOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. IF I SAY NO, AM I A HILL SHAMER? IT’S LIKE, ALL RIGHT. SO. I’M LIKE, WHERE, CAN I TOUCH HER? SHE’S LIKE WRAY TO OLD, LIKE 30. I PUSHED HER, AND SHE WENT WEEEE, DOWN THE HILL, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER. SHE ROLLS DOWN TOWARDS THE STREET AND IT’S OVER. SHE GOT UP, AND SHE’S SAYING OH, IT’S SO WET, AND I’M DIRTY. AND SHE STARTS COMING BACK UP, SITTING DOWN TO TALK TO ME, AND I DWRGOT ALL WEIRDED OUT BY T. >>Jimmy: YWELL, YOU SHOULD HAV.>>SHE WAS FROM POLAND. THAT’S NOT HOW ICELANDIC PEOPLE ARE.>>Jimmy: SHE WENT FOR THE OLD POLAND ROLL. “PAPER TIGER,” I

100 thoughts on “Bill Burr on Performing Comedy Around the World

  1. Is nobody here going to mention that Bill Burr thought Antonio Brown was on the Raiders lol cmon man I’m Canadian and I know he was never a Raider. Also why does everyone love Conan so much?

  2. Does anyone else have problems with Closed Captions being late? I had the same thing when I turned them on on one of the SNL skits.

  3. Yep us pollock's love bill burr!! Our friend who speaks up for the rest.

    Look up politics in Poland
    Everything Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle are doing right now is exactly how the country feels USA you're in trouble if you don't listen to these fellows

  4. remember everyone to donate to the patrice o'neal fund, every time i think of Bill Burr i think of a legend and this man still remembers his freind, long long after his death. long live comedy, Bill Burr, RIP O'neal

  5. I'm surprised Kimmel had Bill on here… Kimmel always seemed PC to me. Figured Bill's brand of comedy was too "problematic" for this show

  6. Laughter makes a heart merry Like medicine Jesus said and that in his presence is the fullness of joy and that faith comes by hearing and hearing by the Word of God 👟✝️❤️📖

  7. Bill Burr is waaaay funnier in these interviews than he ever has been on stage. His latest special especially sucked. And it's too bad, because I actually think he's a funny dude.

  8. I just saw his new comedy special on Netflix and it was freaking HILARIOUS!!! I have been a fan for many years. For anyone who doesn’t know Bill Burr comedy… it’s not for the sensitive.

  9. I want to know why that polish woman wanted to be pushed down a hill in Iceland. Guess I'll have to listen to Billy's podcast to find out, cuz Kimmel cut that story off the moment ol' Billy mentioned MeToo

  10. Seems like late show audiences never know how to take Bill burr. He’s a fuck’n comedian for Christ sakes, just laugh! So annoying how their asses always tighten up around him.

  11. only bill burr can go to iceland, smoke a cigar in the park and have a rando polish chic ask him to roll her down a hill, he is the best !

  12. Bill is awesome! Why so many dislikes? I think part of it was from people who didn't like the sarcastic white privilege jokes. And some others were people who didn't think he was being sarcastic.

  13. Jimmy Kimmel is such a phony. He doesn't deserve to have Bill Burr on his show. His entire career has been faked. He went from The Man Show on SpikeTV to this mainstream politically correct crap. He's always trending and there's no good reason for it. He doesn't get enough views to justify the exposure he gets. The algorithm in the USA is so manipulated. This doesn't happen in Europe. He's getting propped up as part of the dying legacy media while other channels are pulling 10x more views and never trend.

  14. 1:50 Really Jimmy? How many languages do you speak? We in Eastern Europe speak at least three. Native (Polish for me), English and German, and those from former Soviet occupied countries , Russian too. Look at yourself Americans, one language, oh sorry two, English and bad English.

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