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Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein Arrested for Trafficking Minors | The Daily Show

I don’t know
who’s writing real life now, but this story is insane. First of all,
that this hedge fund billionaire got away with running
an underage sex ring for years, and secondly, that he lived
right across the road from Bill Cosby. Like, I don’t know
who the neighborhood watch is, -but they’re doing a shitty job.
-(laughter) Like, seriously,
how do two major sex criminals buy houses
across the road from ea… Like, what are the chances? Huh? Is there a filter on Zillow
that I’m unaware of? Is there? It’s like, “Fireplace,
secret sex dungeon… Oh, and doorman, doorman,
definitely doorman. Like, I’m sorry,
Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein on the same street– talk
about a dangerous neighborhood. Like, they could do
a whole season of Law & Order that just takes place
on that block. -(laughter)
-Just that block. So… so the police raided
Epstein’s mansion, found lots
of incriminating evidence, and threw him in jail. And today,
Epstein’s lawyers argued that he should be allowed
to live under house arrest until his trial. Although I don’t think
“house arrest” is a good idea, ’cause, I mean,
the house is where all this shady shit
allegedly went down. It would be like Walter White
getting to go wait for trial in an RV in the desert. It’s, like, well, that’s…
that’s where it happens. And you might be asking: Where
does Epstein even get the balls to ask for such lenient
treatment from the law? Well, maybe it’s because
this wouldn’t be the first time. NEWSMAN:
In 2008, Epstein was accused of running this very same
sex trafficking operation involving at least
40 underage girls, but those federal charges
back in 2008 were dropped after Epstein received a controversially lenient
plea deal Epstein was only county jail
for 13 months and was allowed out
to go to work six days a week. I’m sorry, everything is shady -about this deal. Yeah.
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: What? Yeah, “What?”
is the right reaction there. Not only did
the charges get dropped, what he was charged for meant
that he was going to jail but he was allowed
to leave prison for six days a week
and go to work. Yeah. That’s not prison,
that’s just life. (laughter) You go to work every day, and then Sundays you stay in. The only difference is
he was living rent-free. I mean, can you imagine if you were sharing
a cell with this guy? Epstein comes back to jail at
night and his cellmate is like, “What a day. I spent 12 hours
in solitary confinement.” And Epstein is like,
“Oh, I wish I was in solitary. “Starbucks was a zoo
this morning. Anyway, good night, Bill Cosby.” (laughter and applause) Now… Now, one of the reasons
this story has blown up isn’t just because
Epstein is a billionaire who was running an underage
sex trafficking ring. It’s also because
the man who let him off with that lenient
prison sentence, went on to become
Donald Trump’s Labor secretary. Yes. And now, because this story
is blowing up again, Trump’s guy has been forced
to step down. TV REPORTER:
The fallout from Epstein’s case reached the White House Friday, Labor Secretary
Alexander Acosta resigning his Cabinet position after Acosta faced
mounting pressure for his role in negotiating
a controversial plea deal with Epstein as a U.S. Attorney
in Florida more than a decade ago. President Trump
accepting the resignation while praising Acosta. This was him, not me,
because I’m with him. He was a–
he’s a tremendous talent, he’s a Hispanic man… (audience reacts) He’s a Hispanic man? What a strange thing to bring up
when a guy is resigning. Like, no other boss
would do that. No one would be like,
“So, everybody, “uh, today is Jerry’s last day. “Uh, he’s Korean, and, uh, “there’ll be cake
in the break room. Thank you, everybody.” So the guy who gave Epstein
that sweet deal has resigned in disgrace,
but the question remains, how did Epstein manage
to get away with just a slap on the wrist
in the first place? Well, it turns out maybe it’s because of how
insanely connected he was. TV REPORTER: The 66-year-old
has palled around with some of the most powerful
in politics and business,
including President Trump. TV REPORTER:
In 2002, Trump called Epstein a “terrific guy,” adding, “It is even said that he
likes beautiful women as much as I do and many of them
are on the younger side. TV REPORTER: Reporting
this morning suggesting closer times between
the president and Epstein. A 1992 party at Mar-a-Lago billed as a calendar girl
competition. A Florida businessman who
organized it tells The Times 30 people attended this party. 28 girls, Mr. Trump
and Mr. Epstein. That’s the entire party. 28 women in a room with Donald Trump
and Jeffrey Epstein. Doesn’t sound like a party. It sounds like
an escape the room. That’s what it sounds like. “Pull on his hair.
See if it does something.” And it’s not just Trump. It turns out Epstein
has had powerful friends on both sides of the aisle. TV REPORTER: Mr. Epstein
was also friends with former President
Bill Clinton. TV REPORTER:
Bill Clinton’s office released its own statement. “President Clinton knows
nothing about the terrible crimes Jeffrey
Epstein pleaded guilty to.” TV REPORTER: Clinton
acknowledges he flew four times on Epstein’s private jet
in 2002 and 2003. Chauntae Davies was
a flight attendant on the jet known as
the Lolita Express because it allegedly shuttled
underage girls between Epstein’s homes. She told Inside Edition Clinton did nothing improper
on those trips. She said she made him peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches. (laughter) You know, I’m… I’m glad the news got her
to reenact the making of a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich, just so that we all know
what that looks like. That was nice.
That was nice. And, clearly, clearly, this is, this is a man who had
a lot of connections, right. It might explain how he got away with those heinous crimes
for so long, and with these new charges
being filed against him, many are wondering who he might
bring down with him. Over the coming weeks,
the story is gonna unfold. There’s a good chance a lot of
questions are gonna be answered, like how exactly Epstein made all of his money,
which is shady. Which powerful people were
involved in his sex ring, and, most importantly, why his front door
is so goddamn big.

100 thoughts on “Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein Arrested for Trafficking Minors | The Daily Show

  1. Wasnt there an ep of law and order SVU about this guy or something simmilar? Rich man gets young teens to perform sex acts on him to get them in the door for acting and modeling gigs..

  2. Bill Clinton…a horrible person and a horrible President. And then Trump came along and made him look like a saint.

  3. There's a good private detective out in Nevada who has a podcast you can find online named ed opperman who has been covering this for a while. His show is called the opperman report if anyone feels like listening to it just thought I'd throw that out there I don't have anything to do with it but I am a fan of the show. still trying to figure out what the hell this is all about that honestly myself because I haven't heard much about it or paid attention to this kind of thing for a while

  4. Hahaha isn't trump facing a law suit for a rape that involved this guy too 🤔🤔🤔 pls add it to ur next show

  5. I did a video about this months ago it's good to see they're finally talking about it on mainstream media too

  6. People are just realizing rich people in business, politics and just about everywhere else all run together more often than not

  7. Man, the world really is a shitty place. I believe that every side has its own story to tell and that most people are not bad simply because they're bad. Sometimes, though, some people are the epitomy of pure evil. They have no justifications for why they did what they did, no care for anyone and anybody, they have no guilty conscience nor shameful feelings for their actions and words, and they disregard what's right and wrong. Epstein and his associates are one those people. I want them locked up forever regardless of their money, status, fame, race, gender, religion, etc.

  8. i guess they are saying underage, because they were children and teenagers. but yes i agree… just say children and teens.
    but thank goodness that they showed me us all how making a peanut butter and jelly is made.
    that part is cleared up.

  9. Clinton and Epstein repeatedly raped children on that plane and his island. Filthy pedophiles. Clinton even raped his own daughter when she was 12. I can’t wait until these two pedophiles get assraped to death with a mop handle in prison. Let them slowly die in a pool of their own ass blood. What a beautiful sight that would be.

  10. There you have it the rich can be scumbags too, now can we stop letting them get away with murder as well and also make them contribute to the country and society through taxes as well? yeah, would be nice. i'd like to live in a country that isn't slowly going to complete shit, thanks.

  11. Hello from Asia. I used to watch movies for entertainment, now I just watch the American news. 😃

  12. If they take epstein down, a new adrenachrome supplier will just pop up right in his place.
    If theres a demand, someone will always be there to supply the demand

  13. This piece of shit needs to be taken out. There shouldn't be room on this Earth for pedophiles. And that man Acosta who helped him with his original plea deal should get a pitchfork up the butt from Satan.

    28 GIRLS not women!!! The distinction matters!!

  14. fast forward to nowadays, and trump is being much more of a racist to try to get people to forget about this, sadly, it seems to be working (hardly anyone is talking about it, it seems)

  15. Clinton flew on the Lolita express over 20 times. Look at the flight logs before you quote something from MSNBC

  16. Jeffrey you don’t have a reason to live anymore… So do yourself a favor and kill yourself… if anyone disagrees you have failed to see the trauma these girls are going through… people need to talk about the corruption instead of turning the blind eye on this

  17. You flaming asshole, the Epstein NEWS is not material for comedy! Your mother raised an idiot that strives to desensitize American's to sexual predation.
    FUCK YOU and the FAKE.NEWS globalists that pay you!

  18. It's little slips like that, mentioning his race when talking about how he does his job. Gives him self away every time, he is a fucking racist!

  19. So what differentiates Epstein from Robert Kelly? They did a whole documentary on Kelly. Anyone who would violate underaged children should serve life in prison no matter the color of their skin.

  20. If you turn on CC, and take a screen capture at 6:21, we can send the pictures to the devout women in Trevor's family – the ones he respects so much – enclosing a brief note saying this term is offensive to us, too.
    You're going to be bringing your own house down, Trevor.
    Next week we'll work on getting you to stop calling women's breasts 'boobs'. Not a lot of respect to women there.

  21. If Epstein has all that money and security, you would think he would have cameras on his property? Why not pull the footage and see who entered the island ?

  22. If a 16 year old commits a murder they're an adult who know fully well what they're doing..if they have sex with an older man they are a naive child.

  23. 9-10-2019 Epstein found "suicide".
    Pray for the safety of all the victims.
    May Epstein's bribery evidence be available via intelligence agencies (not corrupted and removed).
    Pedophile Politicians (nearly all democrats) and Hollywood prominant figures need to be sentenced.
    They is also a cult and possible deeper ritual element that needs to be exposed.

    Maxwell needs to be taken in and tried.

    Clinton was heavily involved – visited the island 26+ times – many ditching secret service

    Trump – threw Epstein out of his resort for sexually harrassing an underage employee

    This has been reported on for years – noted as "conspiracy".
    Google – see what you now can't find.

  24. Epstein committed suicide by hanging…Love of wealth, obsession for power, and lust for flesh are not the solutions….He had friends in Bill Clinton and Donald Trump instead of Jesus Christ…

  25. And now, Epstein got suicided in prison becuase Clinton and Trump were friends of the pedophile ring and they didn't want him to sing like a twitty bird.

  26. this week: Was it suicide or did he get killed? How big is this conspiracy? Was Alex Jones right all the time?

    Give it a try if you want to go down the rabbit whole.

  27. Jefferey Epstein, Hillary'd after being caught trafficking minors so he couldn't cut a deal and give up names of wealthy pedo democrats.

  28. Fast forward a month later Epstein is found dead in his cell. Suicide. He was removed from suicide watch a week or so before.
    What the actual…??!! I wanted NAMES

  29. Bill Cosby didnt traffic in underage girls. He cheated on his wife with multiple women who wanted to be stars in the 1970's. An era in which drugs were commonplace such as, quaaludes, a prescription sleep aid.

  30. Well he just died under mysterious circumstances when Donald Trump is President …good luck with that 🤣🤣

  31. 그러니까 만약에,
    황교안이 대통령 당선되었다면,
    감옥에 간 윤중천이 땜에
    김학의장관이 사임하고,
    얼마안돼 윤중천이 자살(당)했다,
    뭐 그런 얘기네.

  32. This video came out July 15. Not even a month later and the dude is killed by suicide. Just when he was about to snitch.

  33. this is why they allow this shit

    Sanhedrin 55b. A Jew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years “and a day” old).

    Sanhedrin 54b. A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

    Kethuboth 11b. “When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”

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