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bmc but it’s just the funny parts or parts where im gay or where someone else is gay


JEREMY: uuuhuhuhuhwhwuhwuhhuwhuhuwhuwhuh
Uh — EUGH RICH: Heyyyyyy Jakey D! JAKE: It’s a good thing I rock at pool JEREMY: It’s a sign up sheet for getting called gay! CHRISTIIIIIIIIIIIINE
CHRISTIIIIIIIIIIIINE CHRISTIIIIIIIIIIIINE
CHRISTIIIIIIIIIIIINE CHRISTIIIIIINE CANIGULA
CHRISTIIIIIIIIIIIINE CHRISTINE: Excuse me?! J: Uh- dEUGH! Who’ll be a virgin ‘till he dies! If my nuts were any smallerrrrrr
They would be totally gone! MICHAEL!!! MICHAEL: Jeremy my buddy
How’s it hangin’, lunch is bangin’ Had my sushi got my slushie and more![BUM
BUM BUM] The roll is megi-maki and I’m feeling kinda
cocky ‘Cause the girl at sev’-elev’ gave me
a generous pour J: You’re listening to Bob Marley again,
aren’t you? M: OHHHH I’M LISTENING TO MARLEY
And the groove is hella gnarly And I’m almost at the end of the song
[BUM BUM BUM] Now THAT was the END
Now tell me friend How was class? You look like ass. What’s wrong? J: Boyf?! I mean, what does that even mean? [Both look into the camera like they’re
on the office] J: Hey, I wrote Christine a letter telling
her how I feel! M: That’s progress! J: Yeah, I tore it up and flushed it!! M: Uhhhh
J: …That’s still progress!! M: It’s all good! THERE’S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME IN HISTORY TO BE A LOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRR M: Well, I was gonna say getting stoned in
my basement, but… J: CHRISTIIIIINE
[“Christine” repeated lots of times, getting faster and higher pitched] CHRISTIIIINE CANIGULAAAAA
J: I grab the pen, I write my name! RICH: GAYYYYYYY
CHLOE: I LIKE GAY PEOPLE J: Of all the characters at school, I am not
the one who the story’s about [More Than Survive playing] M: You don’t have to do this! J: Oh… M: Of course I’ll mock you forever if you
don’t! [MICHAEL giggles] J: I-I-I’m… Jeremy! Oh, oh no! I always, uh, sweat… this much… CHRISTINE: I get it. You’re a virgin. First play rehearsal!!! You never forget your first…
…play rehearsal! Because it’s the best! But not depressed as in like “kill yourself”-depressed! No I’m not into self harm! Dude I swear, here, check my arm… I also have a touch of ADD!… …Where was I? J: Uhhh-
C: Oh, right! I love play rehearsal! C: It made me feel like there just aren’t
strong roles for women in the theatre these days Particularly high school theatre! Do you find that? Because I totally find that! J: Uh-
C: It’s impossible to narrow down the many reasons why-y-y-y-yyy C: Guess there’s a part of me that wants to! J: Really?! C: There’s also a part of me that wants
to do this! [Christine makes a weird crazy freakout noise]
So I did it! Back to play rehearsal… OOOOOOhOooh
Mr. Reyes: Thank God the popular students have arrived [funny but also included bc JAKE….] C: W-w-w-w-w-wait, don’t you cARE about
SHAKESPEARE? [*Something Rotten! voice* I hate Shakespeare]
MR. R: The man is dead, let it go! JAKE: When you got up at the end to do your…
victory dance… C: Bow. It’s called a bow. JAKE: Oh. Right. I remember thinking,
“I’m glad that girl’s not dead before I got the chance to know her.” JEREMY: I just wanna know that Christine is
aware I’m alive. [Rich banging on the bathroom stall door]
RICH: STALLS ARE FOR GIRLS. Are you a girl, Jeremy? J: Oh— Jesus— how can you talk to people,
when you’re… R [confidently]: Confidence. J: Alright, well, you might want to watch
the floor… R: You don’t remember me freshman year,
do you? J: You didn’t GO HERE freshman year. R [lisping]: Ah, yes I did! See, you just didn’t notice! Nobody did! I was a loser, just like you. My little penis was depressed. He was so lonely. Poor guy. I was so suicidal! And then, then then, then then, then then,
then then, I got a SQUIP! It’s some top secret, can’t – even – look
– it – up – on – the – internet, SHIT. It’s from Japan. J: So it’s like…
[looks around] [whispers] …drugs? R: It’s better than drugs, Jeremy. IT’S FROM JAPANNNNNNNNN When you buy a SQUIP! J: W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WAIT! Aren’t you gonna wash your hands? R: Jeremy, you know what you need? A SQUIPPPPPPPPP
Heeeeeey, yeah, a SQUIPPPPPP Uh, yeah-eah-eahhhhh, a SQUIP… Heyyyyy ah
No longer a drip when you got in your grip A SQUIP
A SQUIP A SQUIPPPPPPP-PPPP! [im gay. [email protected] the person in the audience who screamed, yeah me too] [*FLOOMP* sound of beanbags hitting the floor] MICHAEL: Dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette It’s just that no one else but me thinks that yet! We like out of print games, retro skates,
got a pac-man tattoo [hhh I gay] Nobody here [or “nobody, Heere”] appreciates, but soon we’ll be together where they do……… ‘Cause guys like us are cooooool in college,
Rule in college, yes I know… Guys like us are cooooool in college,
Rule— But we navigate it well! Rule in college, won’t be lame. J: Dude I know, I get it—
M: Guys like us are cool in college J: But we’re not in college
M: All the same. J: OH, Dad, Jeez, pants! MR. HEERE: Is that a girl? Are you in here with a girl? …Oh, hi Michael. M: And if it does? Will you be too cool for m— for video games? J: You know that you are my favourite person
That doesn’t mean that I can’t still dream? M: Is it weally twue…? ;u; :3
I’m your favouwite pewson~…

100 thoughts on “bmc but it’s just the funny parts or parts where im gay or where someone else is gay

  1. I'm only 2:37 in, and I'm realising. This is just the whole musical, isn't it.. someone tell me if I'm right or wrong

  2. Ily: I love you
    Ilysm: I love you so much
    Dyactavc: dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette

  3. i'm so happy i'm not the only who was transfixed to michael dancing in the corner during more than survive gbless

  4. It's late at night, and I'm trying not to laugh so loud since my brother is asleep in the next room.

  5. I cried at 7:30–7:40 ish…Mikee worried and sad Jer won't hang with him anymore if he turns cool

  6. I will never get over the weird knee bend dance thing that Jeremy does during Michael's part of more than survive

  7. 1:25 captions: [both look into the camera like they're on the office]
    Ironic bc I was just watching the office
    Anyways
    …I'll leave

  8. hello

    New canon(?)-JD is a SqUiP

    Edit: Wait-can a squid be obsessed with slushies and blow up and die?

    Also: 6:38
    7:23
    8.29

  9. Can we take some time to talk about how the Broadway cast will be taking their final bows in less than 2 months? Cuz it’s making me sad

  10. PLEASE READ BEFORE COMMENTING ABOUT MICHAEL'S MOMS
    check the upload date. I posted this a year before we knew about michael having two moms.
    even then, he could still have a father. if he was adopted, his parents had split custody, there was a sperm donor, he calls a close older man "dad", polyamory, an internet teenager making a joke, etc etc etc.
    also richmike, dillinjer, and canigulohst ftw

  11. how did I get here? I do not know this musical but I'm a confused gay teen looking at singing videos at 2 am so what did I expect… well not this to be honest, but still… great voice by the way

  12. i’ve done the kick thing that michael does at 1:05 multiple times throughout my school, no regrets

  13. Ok but the biggest mystery yet to solve. Why the flip DOES MICHEAL CHANGE SEATS WITH JEMERY IN TWO PLAYER GAME WHAT THERE WAS LITERALLY NO PURPOSE he just gets up and does a twirl and then Jemery is all like ok I’ll move

  14. Christine: Oh I know! You’re a virgin!
    Jeremy: Uh..
    Me: Is it possible to actually tell if someone’s a virgin or not just by how much they sweat???????

  15. It’s obvious that Michael and Jeremy are gay, have you seen the two player game choreography they cant sit correctly at allll.

  16. Is it wrong that when I first met Michael I thought of him as a awesome person to be friends with

  17. I haven’t seen all of bmc so don’t @ me but it really reminds me of an episode of black mirror but in musical form

  18. Does anyone else think that Gerard Canonico (the dude that plays Rich), would make a good Grover/Mr. D in Lightening Thief?

  19. Real talk: it shows Jeremy's really caring the way he shuts down Michael's 'will you be too cool for me' by shutting off the game controller and using that kind voice, I just think he's a good friend is all. Alright, carry on.

  20. Hello. You are the next victim of the "I love Rich Goranski" rant. I LOVE HIM. I LIVE FOR HIM!!! HE'S ADORABLE AND SMOL. AND HE'S SO INCREDIBLY EXTRA. THE SMOOTH AND SHARP HAND MOVEMENTS HE DOES IN THE SQUIP SONG!? REEEEEEEEEE!!! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!! DOES HE NEED TO SAY AND THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN I GOT A SQUIP? NO! HE DOESN'T NEED TO SAY THEN THAT MANY TIMES BUT HE DOES BECAUSE HE'S EXTRA AND ADORABLE! HE DANCES AROUND THE STAGE WHILE JUST SAYING SQUIP! THE WAY HE SLIDES ON HIS KNEES AND SCREAMS "IT'S FROM JAPAAAAAAN!" AND I LOVE THAT HE'S SO SHORT BUT HE STILL THINKS HE CAN PICK A FIGHT WITH EVERYONE WHO'S TALLER THAN HIM!!!! I. LOVE. RICH. GORANSKI.

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