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Bob & Doug McKenzie – Twist-off Tops


GOOD DAY. HOW’S IT GOING? OKAY. BOY, LIKE I DON’T KNOW
WHAT’S GOING ON, WHY THE LETTERS
DIDN’T COME UP. THE LETTERS? YEAH. WHOA, THERE THEY ARE, OKA. KOO━OO KOO KO,
KOO━OO KOO KO, GOOD DAY, WELCOME
TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH CANADIAN CORNER. I’M BOB MCKENZIE,
THIS IS MY BROTHER DOUG. HOW’S IT GOING, E? AND TODAY’S TOPIC,
WHAT WAS IT? HOW COME AMERICANS H━- YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. TWIST OFF BEER C━- YEAH, OKAY, SO LIKE━━ AND CANADIANS DON’T. THIS IS CANADIAN BEER, RIGHT? AND, LIKE, HERE’S A REGULAR TOP
AND YOU OPEN IT, RIGHT? BUT AMERICA ONES━━ WE DON’T HAVE ANY, RIGHT? THEY TWIST OF. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM? YEAH, I H. I WAS TALKING TO THEM. OKAY, SO THEY GO━━
LIKE JAM OR KETCHUP OR OTHER TWIST OFFS. AMERICAN BEER’S LIKE THAT, WHY? ━━IS OUR TOPIC, OKAY, GO. OKAY, THE REASON WHY,,
IS THAT CANADIAN BEER IS, LIK, STRON,
HAS MORE ALCOHOL IN I. REALLY? YEAH, AND AMERICAN’S GOT O
DRINK MORE, SO THEY ‘T HAVE TIME TO K
FOR CHURCH KEYS AND OPENERS, SO THEY JUST, LIKE━-
WHIP THEM UP AND DRINK━- WHIP THEM UP AND DRINK━-
WHIP THEM UP AND DRIN, AND THAT WAY THEY GET MORE DON
IN THEM IN LESS T, AND THEN GET THE SAME EFF. BUT MY QUESTION TO YOU GUYS I,
WHY NOT JUST PUT MORE ALCL IN YOUR BEER AND THEN YOU DO’T
HAVE TO TWIST THEM ALL OFF, E? RIGHT. PLUS YOU’LL THEN BUY E
OF THESE AND KEEP THE GS WHO MAKE THESE, IN BUSINESS,
AND IT’S BETTER FOR BUSINESS AND EVERYTHIN. AND BEER, BETTER BEER. GIVE ME A SMOKE, WILL YOU? S. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT ABOUT,
LIKE, MORE ALCOHOL IN CANADIAN BEER? ‘CAUSE IT SAYS SO ON
THE LABEL, HOSE H. YOU NEVER READ THE━━I RD
LABELS OF EVERYTHING I T ‘CAUSE I WORRY ABOUT MY B,
AND I ESPECIALLY READ LABELS ON EVERYTHING I DK
‘CAUSE TO ━- HOLY GEEZ, FIVE PERCENT ALCOHOL. JEEPERS. VOL. WHAT’S AMERICAN? W? WHAT’S AMERICAN BEER? OH, LESS, I FORGE. I READ LAS
BUT I DON’T MEMORIZE LABELS. I JUST READ LABEL. OKAY THEN. I DON’T━━LET ME REPEAT━-
DON’T MEMORIZE LABE. OKAY THAT’S OUR SHOW
FOR TODAY. GOOD DAY. I THINK THAT WAS, LIKE,
OUR BEST SHOW EVER.

75 thoughts on “Bob & Doug McKenzie – Twist-off Tops

  1. Nah, most commercial Canadian beer are twist offs now. The odd micro brew still uses the pop-top caps that you need the opener for.

  2. Cheers from your twist off neighbor from the south. I wish tv was still funny. Canada was hilarious damnit..We have nothing funny down here.

  3. Eh use a opener ya'll ! I started opening them at 20yrs old with my teeth and now I just had to have that tooth removed. F'k I'm gonna miss steak.

  4. Never had a good beer that was twist top. You don't need a danged bottle opener, just find something with a hard edge and bam.

  5. I don't really drink Canadian beer.  My preference is Stout like Guinness.  If I'm gonna drink I'm gonna drink what I like.  Also  Innes & Gunn is like candy in a glass.  Love it.

  6. Molson is 5.19% alcohol. Labbat's is 5.34%. Budweiser is 4.82%. Bush is 5.19%.
    Pabst is 5.01%.
    Yuengling Black and Tan 4.7% 
    Bock 5.1% Traditional Lager 4.4% Lord Chesterfield Ale (brewed by Yuengling) 5.4%

  7. I remember when you'd get a free church key at your liquor store whenever you bought a 6-pack or case of beer B4 pull-tabs and twist-off caps made church-keys obsolete BUT you'll still have those attachments on a good Swiss Army Knife. ☺

  8. It depends on which state you buy beer.  Texas beer is normal with about a 5% average.  Oklahoma beer is different.  You can buy 3.2% beer in the grocery and convenience stores, or you can buy 5% beer in liquor stores.  At least that's what I remember from a few years ago.  I think I drank over a case of the 3.2 beer in one day. 

  9. I get it's a comedy sketch but it is true that American beer is not as strong as beer from other countries; including Canada. I drink imports because I want to drink beer; not water.

  10. Enterprising brewers down south saw this and were like "More alcohol? Good idea!" Thus was born the American Craft Brew industry.

  11. Hello Canadians!! I've just released a fun, quirky rock song/video called Canadian Woman; celebrating your sesquicentennial and all things Canadian. A funny story of an American man who meets a Canadian woman and sets off towards Canada to meet her. 
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKgD7ycwf0g&t=2s
    I hope you like it! 
    All the best, Doug Fergus

  12. These guys are really a couple of hosers. No actually the 30 people that down-voted this are like the real hoser's. So like, take off eh!

  13. We are so afraid and looking for hidden evil intentions in humour… I doubt we will have funny and unique skits and little shows like this

  14. It's funny cause they're both well educated, one even has a masters degree or doctorate, cant remember which eh?

  15. nah- Id rather watch Rollin With Pat & Jay! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgNnglS_pFuaeDiF8bWgebw?fbclid=IwAR3kqSX_nemZHekNGJaVsE85zCK6YVqE19RE9Q-a3Yd12ZwB6wQxsEgKIXA

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