GOOD DAY. HOW’S IT GOING? OKAY. BOY, LIKE I DON’T KNOW
WHAT’S GOING ON, WHY THE LETTERS
DIDN’T COME UP. THE LETTERS? YEAH. WHOA, THERE THEY ARE, OKA. KOO━OO KOO KO,
KOO━OO KOO KO, GOOD DAY, WELCOME
TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH CANADIAN CORNER. I’M BOB MCKENZIE,
THIS IS MY BROTHER DOUG. HOW’S IT GOING, E? AND TODAY’S TOPIC,
WHAT WAS IT? HOW COME AMERICANS H━- YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. TWIST OFF BEER C━- YEAH, OKAY, SO LIKE━━ AND CANADIANS DON’T. THIS IS CANADIAN BEER, RIGHT? AND, LIKE, HERE’S A REGULAR TOP
AND YOU OPEN IT, RIGHT? BUT AMERICA ONES━━ WE DON’T HAVE ANY, RIGHT? THEY TWIST OF. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM? YEAH, I H. I WAS TALKING TO THEM. OKAY, SO THEY GO━━
LIKE JAM OR KETCHUP OR OTHER TWIST OFFS. AMERICAN BEER’S LIKE THAT, WHY? ━━IS OUR TOPIC, OKAY, GO. OKAY, THE REASON WHY,,
IS THAT CANADIAN BEER IS, LIK, STRON,
HAS MORE ALCOHOL IN I. REALLY? YEAH, AND AMERICAN’S GOT O
DRINK MORE, SO THEY ‘T HAVE TIME TO K
FOR CHURCH KEYS AND OPENERS, SO THEY JUST, LIKE━-
WHIP THEM UP AND DRINK━- WHIP THEM UP AND DRINK━-
WHIP THEM UP AND DRIN, AND THAT WAY THEY GET MORE DON
IN THEM IN LESS T, AND THEN GET THE SAME EFF. BUT MY QUESTION TO YOU GUYS I,
WHY NOT JUST PUT MORE ALCL IN YOUR BEER AND THEN YOU DO’T
HAVE TO TWIST THEM ALL OFF, E? RIGHT. PLUS YOU’LL THEN BUY E
OF THESE AND KEEP THE GS WHO MAKE THESE, IN BUSINESS,
AND IT’S BETTER FOR BUSINESS AND EVERYTHIN. AND BEER, BETTER BEER. GIVE ME A SMOKE, WILL YOU? S. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT ABOUT,
LIKE, MORE ALCOHOL IN CANADIAN BEER? ‘CAUSE IT SAYS SO ON
THE LABEL, HOSE H. YOU NEVER READ THE━━I RD
LABELS OF EVERYTHING I T ‘CAUSE I WORRY ABOUT MY B,
AND I ESPECIALLY READ LABELS ON EVERYTHING I DK
‘CAUSE TO ━- HOLY GEEZ, FIVE PERCENT ALCOHOL. JEEPERS. VOL. WHAT’S AMERICAN? W? WHAT’S AMERICAN BEER? OH, LESS, I FORGE. I READ LAS
BUT I DON’T MEMORIZE LABELS. I JUST READ LABEL. OKAY THEN. I DON’T━━LET ME REPEAT━-
DON’T MEMORIZE LABE. OKAY THAT’S OUR SHOW
FOR TODAY. GOOD DAY. I THINK THAT WAS, LIKE,
OUR BEST SHOW EVER.
Nah, most commercial Canadian beer are twist offs now. The odd micro brew still uses the pop-top caps that you need the opener for.
i know eh? I hate those pop tops.. uggn i have wrecked a few lighters opening them
Cheers from your twist off neighbor from the south. I wish tv was still funny. Canada was hilarious damnit..We have nothing funny down here.
Counter tops work pretty good to open beers if you don't have an opener, eh?
Hey, happy Canada Day!
Drink up, eh….
whoop whoop my homie
don't be an ass.
Less time in the can too ,, eh ! Getting pissed in the states is just that ,, a'lot of time pissing.
Eh use a opener ya'll ! I started opening them at 20yrs old with my teeth and now I just had to have that tooth removed. F'k I'm gonna miss steak.
Are you serious? Canada hardly even has their own Television, they just play shows from the United States.
Never had a good beer that was twist top. You don't need a danged bottle opener, just find something with a hard edge and bam.
Freedom of speech goes for him too yo. It doesn't mean you have to pay attention or listen to him :p
The Fords of today.
i think that was our best show ever hahahahaha
I was so hoping the Bob & Doug Mckenzie show would get referenced more to Rob Ford now that he's a hoser, eh?
Twist off eh
Think that was like, our best show ever eh?
GO AMERICA
MGM Strange Brew is Good
Beauty, eh?
Never leave home without your Church Key eh.
I don't really drink Canadian beer. My preference is Stout like Guinness. If I'm gonna drink I'm gonna drink what I like. Also Innes & Gunn is like candy in a glass. Love it.
Yuengling is America's oldest and largest brewery. Brewing beer since 1829.
Molson is 5.19% alcohol. Labbat's is 5.34%. Budweiser is 4.82%. Bush is 5.19%.
Pabst is 5.01%.
Yuengling Black and Tan 4.7%
Bock 5.1% Traditional Lager 4.4% Lord Chesterfield Ale (brewed by Yuengling) 5.4%
I remember when you'd get a free church key at your liquor store whenever you bought a 6-pack or case of beer B4 pull-tabs and twist-off caps made church-keys obsolete BUT you'll still have those attachments on a good Swiss Army Knife. ☺
It depends on which state you buy beer. Texas beer is normal with about a 5% average. Oklahoma beer is different. You can buy 3.2% beer in the grocery and convenience stores, or you can buy 5% beer in liquor stores. At least that's what I remember from a few years ago. I think I drank over a case of the 3.2 beer in one day.
HAHAHA!! X D yes…!!
Strange Beer was the reason for the rise of Micro Breweries.
awesome eh
church keys!
They need to bring back the stubby bottles again.
I'm a Canadian and I still find this hilarious, eh?
"I think that was our best show ever, eh?"
C-eh N-eh D-eh?
My hoserhead bruther
tehehhehe this should be aiared today lol
Twist off A
Risking alcoholism is stupid and dangerous, eh?
We don't talk like that btw. Funny.
5%? pshh nothing but 7 and up for me. might taste like shit but you get drunk on less
We here in the USA thought everyone in Canada lived like these two!
I want to do a spiritual successor to this with my brother
this is gooooooold.tyvm.
I get it's a comedy sketch but it is true that American beer is not as strong as beer from other countries; including Canada. I drink imports because I want to drink beer; not water.
Enterprising brewers down south saw this and were like "More alcohol? Good idea!" Thus was born the American Craft Brew industry.
Bob and Dough are Gods !!! FOREVER
Bring back the stubby bottle!
Hello Canadians!! I've just released a fun, quirky rock song/video called Canadian Woman; celebrating your sesquicentennial and all things Canadian. A funny story of an American man who meets a Canadian woman and sets off towards Canada to meet her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKgD7ycwf0g&t=2s
I hope you like it!
All the best, Doug Fergus
we talk like that in meenahsotah only we end with ya sure.
HOW is American beer like makin love in a canoe eh…..? Fukin close to water….!
Okay
take off lol
Eh?
Obviously Bob and Doug never heard of Steel Reserve 211
Is that Rick Moranis on the left?
'Cause it says so on the LABEL, hosehead! Hahaha
These guys are really a couple of hosers. No actually the 30 people that down-voted this are like the real hoser's. So like, take off eh!
before Canada went to shit over GREED
"…'cus it say's so on the label, hosehead."
"I think that was like our best show ever."
We are so afraid and looking for hidden evil intentions in humour… I doubt we will have funny and unique skits and little shows like this
Isn't american beer 3.5%?
beauty eh?
Huh, I guess that Yoopers are Canadians
It's funny cause they're both well educated, one even has a masters degree or doctorate, cant remember which eh?
Is their mum a goof?
Doug's a spittin image for supreme court nominee Kavanaugh.
Steven Crowder could join these two. LOL Take Off, Ben Shapiro ya Jewish hoser!
LOL
All the guys at my high school were Bob & Doug McKenzie.
We don’t all talk like that, eh?
WTF are those flashing not so subliminal messages?
nah- Id rather watch Rollin With Pat & Jay! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgNnglS_pFuaeDiF8bWgebw?fbclid=IwAR3kqSX_nemZHekNGJaVsE85zCK6YVqE19RE9Q-a3Yd12ZwB6wQxsEgKIXA
American beer is dog urine.
Take off hosers.