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By the way, Incorrect Quotes


All of these quotes are from incorrect quotes from DanPlan. (Link in description) S: So as your best friend- D: -Hosuh’s my best friend. S: As your best friend! H: Being cute is really hard.. Because even when you’re angry people kind of giggle at you and say Aww- you’re so cute when you’re angry. Like, no stop. Recognize my power! D: Hey, what’s for lunch? S: Oh, I already ate. D: Without me?! S: Well, I was hungry Uhh did you want me to get you anything? What do you want? D: Loyalty. H: I’m worried. D: about what? H: No clue. S: He died as he lived.. Being a goddamn fool! H: I hope you have a good explanation for this S: Oh, we have three actually. D: pick your favorite! S: Ugh, why are you calling me this late? H: I need your help, I’ve done something.. bad S: Ugh- Okay, put the corpse on ice I’m on my way. H: No, no, no! It’s.. Okay, why would I- H: Don’t you want to be a team player? S: No- no, no. D: Don’t you NOT want to be a team player? S: ..Sure D: Stephen’s so annoying. S: I heard you were talking shit about me! H: Stephen look on the bright side at least things can’t get any- S: Excuse me, were you about to say worse? H: No.. S: -No? You sure? H: Def- definitely not. S: I feel weird. D: That would be your conscience. S: Ah- No, that can’t be it. I think I got rid of that thing a while ago. D: What would you do? If I got hit by a car? H: I would run into the street to get you and I’m very sad ‘cos- H: You’d be pretty hurt in the head. (Laughter) I would run the street to get you- I’ll be very sad because I know how painful you’d be in the situation. S: I would call 9-1-1 and make it someone else’s responsibility, like I do with all my problems. D: Guys, I think I have a bad idea. H: What kind of bad idea? S: I would prefer a good idea S: Uhh, yeah, so I just have a question for you- Umm, Are you out of your damn mind?! D: No, D: That is.. Technically an idea. H: I have narrowed it down to two possibilities; Yes, or.. Yes. H: I’ve Finally gotten over my fear of ghosts! D: That’s the spirit! H: Oh shit! where?! S: I am the most intelligent, Valuable person on this team. H: ..Is your hand stuck in this vending machine? S: I paid for my Cheetos, I’m getting my Cheetos. H: I am disgusted- I am revolted. I dedicate my life and my time into this channel! And this is the frickin thanks I get!? H: Uhh what now? D: I don’t know. S: Wait, what do you mean, “I don’t know.” This was your plan! D: Yeah, but I didn’t think this much would actually work! S: What do I do now? H: Be honest. S: Why would I do that? H: I just took a five-hour nap. D: I’m pretty sure that’s called sleeping. S: I’m pretty sure it’s also 15 hour nap- But okay. H: I’m sending good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them S: That’s the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

100 thoughts on “By the way, Incorrect Quotes

  1. I'm probably not the only who noticed this but, when Stephen gets the call from Hosuh in the middle of the night, it's at 4:20 (you can see it on Stephen's clock). (You can see it at 0:58 on the video)
    And "4:20 blaze it" is a thing, so when we get back to Hosuh, the shirts are literally ablaze. Like , I just thought the timing was cool

  2. Hosuh: I’m sending good vibes your way, there’s nothing you could to to stop them

    Gets a nuke gun with good vibes in it and shoots it at Stephen

    Stephen: That’s the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up

  3. I just don't know why there
    THE BEST PEOPLE EVER

    My vision of them each:
    Daniel: the Basically Father…
    Stephen: a Murdering spree!
    Hosuh: an adorable MANLY MAN!

    Everytime I watch their videos,
    They add a smile to my day!

  4. I actually agree with the “it’s hard being cute” thing because sometimes I get really mad and because I’m short no one takes me seriously

  5. 2:26 You give Hosuh (maybe so much) work, and this is how you repay him? Why?- WHY?- (Mother dragging me away from the pc) WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HOSUH-?!? *(I might've turned a little bit mad.)

  6. 1:53 WE BARE BEARS COSPLAY
    Charlie: Guys I think I have a bad idea
    Grizz: What kind of bad idea
    Ice Bear: Ice bear would prefer a good idea
    Episode panda gets surgery

  7. OK so i can't be the only one who is reminded of Sanders Sides, right??
    Josuh is Patton
    Stephan is Virgil/ Remus
    Dan is Ronan / Logan

  8. 1:11–1:16 at school an actual fight started with those exact word and there was 3 fights in a row and almost 4 and and almost 5, on the first day there was 3 fights 1 fight the next day and another the day after

  9. I knew what the reference was when Hosuh was going to say "worse" and now im questioning if they have watched like the best dreamworks movie ever :3

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