Anecdota

Laughter is the Best Medicine

cc SERGEANT HARTMAN – Full Metal Jacket


What’s your name, scumbag? WHAT’S your name, scumbag? What’s YOUR name, scumbag? What’s your NAME, scumbag? What’s your name, SCUMbag? What’s your name, scumBAG? What’s your name, scumbag? SIR, Private Brown, Sir. Sir, PRIvate Brown, Sir. Sir, PriVATE Brown, Sir. Sir, Private BROWN, Sir. Sir, Private Brown, SIR. Sir, Private Brown, Sir. BULLshit, BullSHIT, FROM now on you’re Private Snowball. from NOW on you’re Private Snowball. from now ON you’re Private Snowball. from now on YOU’RE Private Snowball. from now on you’re PRIvate Snowball. from now on you’re PriVATE Snowball. from now on you’re Private SNOWball. from now on you’re Private SnowBALL. DO you like that name? Do YOU like that name? Do you LIKE that name? Do you like THAT name? Do you like that NAME? Do you like that name? SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. Sir, yes, Sir. WELL there’s one thing that you won’t like, Private Snowball. Well THERE’S one thing that you won’t like, Private Snowball. Well there’s ONE thing that you won’t like, Private Snowball. Well there’s one THING that you won’t like, Private Snowball. Well there’s one thing THAT you won’t like, Private Snowball. Well there’s one thing that YOU won’t like, Private Snowball. Well there’s one thing that you WON’T like, Private Snowball. Well there’s one thing that you won’t LIKE, Private Snowball. Well there’s one thing that you won’t like, PRIvate Snowball. Well there’s one thing that you won’t like, PriVATE Snowball. Well there’s one thing that you won’t like, Private SNOWball. Well there’s one thing that you won’t like, Private SnowBALL. THEY don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. They DON’T serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t SERVE fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve FRIED chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried CHICKen and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chickEN and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken AND watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and WAtermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and waTERmelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and waterMELon on a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelON on a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon ON a daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on A daily basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a DAIly basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daiLY basis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily BAsis in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily baSIS in my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis IN my mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in MY mess hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my MESS hall. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess HALL. They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall. SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. Sir, yes, Sir. IS that you, John Wayne? Is THAT you, John Wayne? Is that YOU, John Wayne? Is that you, JOHN Wayne? Is that you, John WAYNE? Is that you, John Wayne? IS this me? Is THIS me? Is this ME? Is this me? Who said that? WHO said that? Who SAID that? Who said THAT? Who said that? Who the fuck said that? WHO the fuck said that? Who THE fuck said that? Who the FUCK said that? Who the fuck SAID that? Who the fuck said THAT? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? WHO’S the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s THE slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the SLIMey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimEY little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey LITtle communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey litTLE communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little COMmunist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little comMUnist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little commuNIST shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist SHIT twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit TWINkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinKLE-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-TOED cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed COCKsucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cockSUCKer down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksuckER down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker DOWN here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down HERE who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here WHO just signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who JUST signed his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just SIGNED his own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed HIS own death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his OWN death warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own DEATH warrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death WARrant? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warRANT? Who’s the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? NObody, huh? NoBOdy, huh? NoboDY, huh? Nobody, HUH? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. THE fairy fucking godmother said it. The FAIry fucking godmother said it. The faiRY fucking godmother said it. The fairy FUCKing godmother said it. The fairy fuckING godmother said it. The fairy fucking GODmother said it. The fairy fucking godMOther said it. The fairy fucking godmoTHER said it. The fairy fucking godmother SAID it. The fairy fucking godmother said IT. The fairy fucking godmother said it. Outfuckingstanding. OUTfuckingstanding. OutFUCKingstanding. OutfuckINGstanding. OutfuckingSTANDing. OutfuckingstandING. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I WILL PT you all until you fucking die. I will pT you all until you fucking die. I will Pt you all until you fucking die. I will PT YOU all until you fucking die. I will PT you ALL until you fucking die. I will PT you all UNtil you fucking die. I will PT you all unTIL you fucking die. I will PT you all until YOU fucking die. I will PT you all until you FUCKing die. I will PT you all until you fuckING die. I will PT you all until you fucking DIE. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I’ll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. I’LL PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. I’ll pT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. I’ll Pt you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. I’ll PT YOU until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. I’ll PT you UNtil your assholes are sucking buttermilk. I’ll PT you unTIL your assholes are sucking buttermilk. I’ll PT you until YOUR assholes are sucking buttermilk. I’ll PT you until your ASSholes are sucking buttermilk. I’ll PT you until your assHOLES are sucking buttermilk. I’ll PT you until your assholes ARE sucking buttermilk. I’ll PT you until your assholes are SUCKing buttermilk. I’ll PT you until your assholes are suckING buttermilk. I’ll PT you until your assholes are sucking BUTtermilk. I’ll PT you until your assholes are sucking butTERmilk. I’ll PT you until your assholes are sucking butterMILK. I’ll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh? WAS it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh? Was IT you, you scroungy little fuck, huh? Was it YOU, you scroungy little fuck, huh? Was it you, YOU scroungy little fuck, huh? Was it you, you SCROUNgy little fuck, huh? Was it you, you scrounGY little fuck, huh? Was it you, you scroungy LITtle fuck, huh? Was it you, you scroungy litTLE fuck, huh? Was it you, you scroungy little FUCK, huh? Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh? Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, HUH? SIR, no, Sir. Sir, NO, Sir. Sir, no, SIR. YOU little piece of shit, You LITtle piece of shit, You litTLE piece of shit, You little PIECE of shit, You little piece OF shit, You little piece of SHIT, YOU look like a fucking worm. you LOOK like a fucking worm. you look LIKE a fucking worm. you look like A fucking worm. you look like a FUCKing worm. you look like a fuckING worm. you look like a fucking WORM. I’LL bet it was you. I’ll BET it was you. I’ll bet IT was you. I’ll bet it WAS you. I’ll bet it was YOU. SIR, no, Sir. Sir, NO, Sir. Sir, no, SIR. SIR, I said it, Sir. Sir, i said it, Sir. Sir, I SAID it, Sir. Sir, I said IT, Sir. Sir, I said it, SIR. Sir, I said it, Sir. WELL, no shit. Well, no shit. Well, NO shit. Well, no SHIT. Well, no shit. WHAT have we got here? What HAVE we got here? What have WE got here? What have we GOT here? What have we got HERE? A fucking comedian, A FUCKing comedian, A fuckING comedian, A fucking COmedian, A fucking coMEdian, A fucking comeDIAN, PRIvate Joker. PriVATE Joker. Private JOKer. Private JokER. Private Joker. I admire your honesty. I ADmire your honesty. I adMIRE your honesty. I admire YOUR honesty. I admire your HONesty. I admire your honESTy. I admire your honestY. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. HELL, I like you. Hell, i like you. Hell, I LIKE you. Hell, I like YOU. YOU can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You CAN come over to my house and fuck my sister. You can COME over to my house and fuck my sister. You can come Over to my house and fuck my sister. You can come oVER to my house and fuck my sister. You can come over TO my house and fuck my sister. You can come over to MY house and fuck my sister. You can come over to my HOUSE and fuck my sister. You can come over to my house AND fuck my sister. You can come over to my house and FUCK my sister. You can come over to my house and fuck MY sister. You can come over to my house and fuck my SISter. You can come over to my house and fuck my sisTER. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag. YOU little scumbag. You LITtle scumbag. You litTLE scumbag. You little SCUMbag. You little scumBAG. You little scumbag. I got your name, I GOT your name, I got YOUR name, I got your NAME, I got your name, I got your ass. I GOT your ass. I got YOUR ass. I got your ASS. I got your ass. YOU will not laugh, You WILL not laugh, You will NOT laugh, You will not LAUGH, YOU will not cry, you WILL not cry, you will NOT cry, you will not CRY, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers. YOU will learn by the numbers. you WILL learn by the numbers. you will LEARN by the numbers. you will learn BY the numbers. you will learn by THE numbers. you will learn by the NUMbers. you will learn by the numBERS. I will teach you. I WILL teach you. I will TEACH you. I will teach YOU. I will teach you. NOW get up, Now GET up, Now get UP, GET on your feet. get ON your feet. get on YOUR feet. get on your FEET. get on your feet. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. YOU had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. You HAD best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. You had BEST unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. You had best UNfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. You had best unFUCK yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. You had best unfuck YOURself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. You had best unfuck yourSELF or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. You had best unfuck yourself OR I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. You had best unfuck yourself or i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. You had best unfuck yourself or I WILL unscrew your head and shit down your neck. You had best unfuck yourself or I will UNscrew your head and shit down your neck. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unSCREW your head and shit down your neck. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew YOUR head and shit down your neck. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your HEAD and shit down your neck. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head AND shit down your neck. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT down your neck. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit DOWN your neck. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down YOUR neck. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. Sir, yes, sir. SIR, yes, sir. Sir, YES, sir. Sir, yes, SIR. PRIvate Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps? PriVATE Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps? Private JOKer, why did you join my beloved Corps? Private JokER, why did you join my beloved Corps? Private Joker, WHY did you join my beloved Corps? Private Joker, why DID you join my beloved Corps? Private Joker, why did YOU join my beloved Corps? Private Joker, why did you JOIN my beloved Corps? Private Joker, why did you join MY beloved Corps? Private Joker, why did you join my BEloved Corps? Private Joker, why did you join my beLOVed Corps? Private Joker, why did you join my belovED Corps? Private Joker, why did you join my beloved CORPS? Sir, to kill, Sir. SIR, to kill, Sir. Sir, TO kill, Sir. Sir, to KILL, Sir. Sir, to kill, SIR. So you’re a killer? SO you’re a killer? So YOU’RE a killer? So you’re A killer? So you’re a KILLer? So you’re a killER? SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. LET me see your war face. Let ME see your war face. Let me SEE your war face. Let me see YOUR war face. Let me see your WAR face. Let me see your war FACE. Let me see your war face. SIR? YOU got a war face? You GOT a war face? You got A war face? You got a WAR face? You got a war FACE? You got a war face? Aaaaaa! aAaaaa! aaAaaa! aaaAaa! aaaaAa! aaaaaA! aaaaaa! That’s a war face. THAT’S a war face. That’s A war face. That’s a WAR face. That’s a war FACE. NOW let me see your war face. Now LET me see your war face. Now let ME see your war face. Now let me SEE your war face. Now let me see YOUR war face. Now let me see your WAR face. Now let me see your war FACE. Aaaaaa! aAaaaa! aaAaaa! aaaAaa! aaaaAa! aaaaaA! aaaaaa! BULLshit, you didn’t convince me. BullSHIT, you didn’t convince me. Bullshit, YOU didn’t convince me. Bullshit, you DIDn’t convince me. Bullshit, you didN’T convince me. Bullshit, you didn’t CONvince me. Bullshit, you didn’t conVINCE me. Bullshit, you didn’t convince ME. LET me see your real war face. Let ME see your real war face. Let me SEE your real war face. Let me see YOUR real war face. Let me see your REAL war face. Let me see your real WAR face. Let me see your real war FACE. Aaaaaaaaa! aAaaaaaaa! aaAaaaaaa! aaaAaaaaa! aaaaAaaaa! aaaaaAaaa! aaaaaaAaa! aaaaaaaAa! aaaaaaaaA! aaaaaaaaa! YOU don’t scare me. You DON’T scare me. You don’t SCARE me. You don’t scare ME. WORK on it. Work ON it. Work on IT. Sir, yes, Sir. SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. Sir, yes, Sir. What’s your excuse? WHAT’S your excuse? What’s YOUR excuse? What’s your EXcuse? What’s your exCUSE? What’s your excuse? Sir, excuse for what, Sir? SIR, excuse for what, Sir? Sir, EXcuse for what, Sir? Sir, exCUSE for what, Sir? Sir, excuse FOR what, Sir? Sir, excuse for WHAT, Sir? Sir, excuse for what, SIR? I’M asking the fucking questions here, Private. I’m ASKing the fucking questions here, Private. I’m askING the fucking questions here, Private. I’m asking THE fucking questions here, Private. I’m asking the FUCKing questions here, Private. I’m asking the fuckING questions here, Private. I’m asking the fucking QUEStions here, Private. I’m asking the fucking quesTIONS here, Private. I’m asking the fucking questions HERE, Private. I’m asking the fucking questions here, PRIvate. I’m asking the fucking questions here, PriVATE. DO you understand? Do YOU understand? Do you UNderstand? Do you unDERstand? Do you underSTAND? SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. WELL, thank you very much. Well, THANK you very much. Well, thank YOU very much. Well, thank you VERy much. Well, thank you verY much. Well, thank you very MUCH. CAN I be in charge for a while? Can i be in charge for a while? Can I BE in charge for a while? Can I be IN charge for a while? Can I be in CHARGE for a while? Can I be in charge FOR a while? Can I be in charge for A while? Can I be in charge for a WHILE? SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. Are you shook up? ARE you shook up? Are YOU shook up? Are you SHOOK up? Are you shook UP? ARE you nervous? Are YOU nervous? Are you NERvous? Are you nerVOUS? Are you nervous? Sir, I am, Sir. SIR, I am, Sir. Sir, i am, Sir. Sir, I AM, Sir. Sir, I am, SIR. Do I make you nervous? DO I make you nervous? Do i make you nervous? Do I MAKE you nervous? Do I make YOU nervous? Do I make you NERvous? Do I make you nerVOUS? Do I make you nervous? Sir… SIR… Sir, what? SIR, what? Sir, WHAT? Are you about to call me an asshole? ARE you about to call me an asshole? Are YOU about to call me an asshole? Are you About to call me an asshole? Are you aBOUT to call me an asshole? Are you about TO call me an asshole? Are you about to CALL me an asshole? Are you about to call ME an asshole? Are you about to call me AN asshole? Are you about to call me an ASShole? Are you about to call me an assHOLE? Sir, no, Sir.. SIR, no, Sir.. Sir, NO, Sir.. Sir, no, SIR.. HOW tall are you, Private? How TALL are you, Private? How tall ARE you, Private? How tall are YOU, Private? How tall are you, PRIvate? How tall are you, PriVATE? How tall are you, Private? Sir, five foot nine, Sir. SIR, five foot nine, Sir. Sir, FIVE foot nine, Sir. Sir, five FOOT nine, Sir. Sir, five foot NINE, Sir. Sir, five foot nine, SIR. FIVE foot nine, Five FOOT nine, Five foot NINE, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high. I DIDn’t know they stacked shit that high. I didN’T know they stacked shit that high. I didn’t KNOW they stacked shit that high. I didn’t know THEY stacked shit that high. I didn’t know they STACKED shit that high. I didn’t know they stacked SHIT that high. I didn’t know they stacked shit THAT high. I didn’t know they stacked shit that HIGH. I didn’t know they stacked shit that high. You tryin’ to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, YOU tryin’ to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, You TRYin’ to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, You tryIN’ to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, You tryin’ TO squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, You tryin’ to SQUEEZE an inch in on me somewhere, You tryin’ to squeeze AN inch in on me somewhere, You tryin’ to squeeze an INCH in on me somewhere, You tryin’ to squeeze an inch IN on me somewhere, You tryin’ to squeeze an inch in ON me somewhere, You tryin’ to squeeze an inch in on ME somewhere, You tryin’ to squeeze an inch in on me SOMEwhere, You tryin’ to squeeze an inch in on me someWHERE, huh? HUH? huh? SIR, no, Sir. Sir, NO, Sir. Sir, no, SIR. BULLshit, BullSHIT, IT looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it LOOKS to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks TO me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to ME like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me LIKE the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like THE best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the BEST part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best PART of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part OF you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of YOU ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you RAN down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran DOWN the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down THE crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the CRACK of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack OF your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of YOUR mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your MAma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your maMA’S ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ASS and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass AND ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ENDed up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and endED up as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended UP as a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up AS a brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as A brown stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a BROWN stain on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown STAIN on the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain ON the mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on THE mattress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the MATtress. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matTRESS. it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you been cheated. I think you been cheated. I THINK you been cheated. I think YOU been cheated. I think you BEEN cheated. I think you been CHEATed. I think you been cheatED. I think you been cheated. Where in the Hell are you from anyway, Private? WHERE in the Hell are you from anyway, Private? Where IN the Hell are you from anyway, Private? Where in THE Hell are you from anyway, Private? Where in the HELL are you from anyway, Private? Where in the Hell ARE you from anyway, Private? Where in the Hell are YOU from anyway, Private? Where in the Hell are you FROM anyway, Private? Where in the Hell are you from ANYway, Private? Where in the Hell are you from anyWAY, Private? Where in the Hell are you from anyway, PRIvate? Where in the Hell are you from anyway, PriVATE? Where in the Hell are you from anyway, Private? Sir, Texas, Sir. SIR, Texas, Sir. Sir, TEXas, Sir. Sir, TexAS, Sir. Sir, Texas, SIR. Holy dogshit, Texas! HOly dogshit, Texas! HoLY dogshit, Texas! Holy DOGshit, Texas! Holy dogSHIT, Texas! Holy dogshit, TEXas! Holy dogshit, TexAS! ONly steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. OnLY steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. Only STEERS and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. Only steers AND queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. Only steers and QUEERS come from Texas, Private Cowboy. Only steers and queers COME from Texas, Private Cowboy. Only steers and queers come FROM Texas, Private Cowboy. Only steers and queers come from TEXas, Private Cowboy. Only steers and queers come from TexAS, Private Cowboy. Only steers and queers come from Texas, PRIvate Cowboy. Only steers and queers come from Texas, PriVATE Cowboy. Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private COWboy. Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private CowBOY. Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. AND you don’t much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. And YOU don’t much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. And you DON’T much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. And you don’t MUCH look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. And you don’t much LOOK like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. And you don’t much look LIKE a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. And you don’t much look like A steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. And you don’t much look like a STEER to me, so that kinda narrows it down. And you don’t much look like a steer TO me, so that kinda narrows it down. And you don’t much look like a steer to ME, so that kinda narrows it down. And you don’t much look like a steer to me, SO that kinda narrows it down. And you don’t much look like a steer to me, so THAT kinda narrows it down. And you don’t much look like a steer to me, so that KINDa narrows it down. And you don’t much look like a steer to me, so that kindA narrows it down. And you don’t much look like a steer to me, so that kinda NARrows it down. And you don’t much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narROWS it down. And you don’t much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows IT down. And you don’t much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it DOWN. And you don’t much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? DO you suck dicks? Do YOU suck dicks? Do you SUCK dicks? Do you suck DICKS? Do you suck dicks? Sir, no, Sir. SIR, no, Sir. Sir, NO, Sir. Sir, no, SIR. ARE you a peter-puffer? Are YOU a peter-puffer? Are you A peter-puffer? Are you a PEter-puffer? Are you a peTER-puffer? Are you a peter-PUFfer? Are you a peter-pufFER? Are you a peter-puffer? SIR, no, Sir. Sir, NO, Sir. Sir, no, SIR. I’LL bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll BET you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet YOU’RE the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re THE kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the KIND of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind OF guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of GUY that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy THAT would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that WOULD fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would FUCK a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck A person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a PERson in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a perSON in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person IN the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in THE ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ASS and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass AND not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and NOT even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not EVen have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not evEN have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even HAVE the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have THE goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the GODdamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the godDAMN common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn COMmon courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn comMON courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common COURtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courTEsy to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courteSY to give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy TO give him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to GIVE him a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give HIM a reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him A reach-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a REACH-around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-Around. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-aROUND. I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watchin’ you. I’LL be watchin’ you. I’ll BE watchin’ you. I’ll be WATCHin’ you. I’ll be watchIN’ you. I’ll be watchin’ YOU. I’ll be watchin’ you. Did your parents have any children that lived? DID your parents have any children that lived? Did YOUR parents have any children that lived? Did your PARents have any children that lived? Did your parENTS have any children that lived? Did your parents HAVE any children that lived? Did your parents have ANY children that lived? Did your parents have any CHILDren that lived? Did your parents have any childREN that lived? Did your parents have any children THAT lived? Did your parents have any children that LIVED? Did your parents have any children that lived? SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. I bet they regret that. I bet they regret that. I BET they regret that. I bet THEY regret that. I bet they REgret that. I bet they reGRET that. I bet they regret THAT. I bet they regret that. YOU’RE so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. You’re SO ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. You’re so UGly you could be a modern art masterpiece. You’re so ugLY you could be a modern art masterpiece. You’re so ugly YOU could be a modern art masterpiece. You’re so ugly you COULD be a modern art masterpiece. You’re so ugly you could BE a modern art masterpiece. You’re so ugly you could be A modern art masterpiece. You’re so ugly you could be a MODern art masterpiece. You’re so ugly you could be a modERN art masterpiece. You’re so ugly you could be a modern ART masterpiece. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art MASterpiece. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masTERpiece. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterPIECE. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. What’s your name, fatbody? WHAT’S your name, fatbody? What’s YOUR name, fatbody? What’s your NAME, fatbody? What’s your name, FATbody? What’s your name, fatBOdy? What’s your name, fatboDY? What’s your name, fatbody? SIR, Leonard Lawrence, Sir. Sir, LEOnard Lawrence, Sir. Sir, LeoNARD Lawrence, Sir. Sir, Leonard LAWrence, Sir. Sir, Leonard LawRENCE, Sir. Sir, Leonard Lawrence, SIR. LAWrence, Lawrence, what, of Arabia? LawRENCE, Lawrence, what, of Arabia? Lawrence, LAWrence, what, of Arabia? Lawrence, LawRENCE, what, of Arabia? Lawrence, Lawrence, WHAT, of Arabia? Lawrence, Lawrence, what, OF Arabia? Lawrence, Lawrence, what, of ARAbia? Lawrence, Lawrence, what, of AraBIA? Lawrence, Lawrence, what, of Arabia? SIR, no, Sir. Sir, NO, Sir. Sir, no, SIR. That name sounds like royalty. THAT name sounds like royalty. That NAME sounds like royalty. That name SOUNDS like royalty. That name sounds LIKE royalty. That name sounds like ROYalty. That name sounds like royALty. That name sounds like royalTY. ARE you royalty? Are YOU royalty? Are you ROYalty? Are you royALty? Are you royalTY? SIR, no, Sir. Sir, NO, Sir. Sir, no, SIR. DO you suck dicks? Do YOU suck dicks? Do you SUCK dicks? Do you suck DICKS? Do you suck dicks? SIR, no, Sir. Sir, NO, Sir. Sir, no, SIR. BULLshit, I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. BullSHIT, I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Bullshit, I’LL bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Bullshit, I’ll BET you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Bullshit, I’ll bet YOU could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Bullshit, I’ll bet you COULD suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Bullshit, I’ll bet you could SUCK a golf ball through a garden hose. Bullshit, I’ll bet you could suck A golf ball through a garden hose. Bullshit, I’ll bet you could suck a GOLF ball through a garden hose. Bullshit, I’ll bet you could suck a golf BALL through a garden hose. Bullshit, I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball THROUGH a garden hose. Bullshit, I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball through A garden hose. Bullshit, I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball through a GARden hose. Bullshit, I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garDEN hose. Bullshit, I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden HOSE. Bullshit, I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. SIR, no, Sir. Sir, NO, Sir. Sir, no, SIR. Sir, no, Sir. I don’t like the name Lawrence, I DON’T like the name Lawrence, I don’t LIKE the name Lawrence, I don’t like THE name Lawrence, I don’t like the NAME Lawrence, I don’t like the name LAWrence, I don’t like the name LawRENCE, ONly faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. onLY faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. only FAGgots and sailors are called Lawrence. only fagGOTS and sailors are called Lawrence. only faggots AND sailors are called Lawrence. only faggots and SAILors are called Lawrence. only faggots and sailORS are called Lawrence. only faggots and sailors ARE called Lawrence. only faggots and sailors are CALLED Lawrence. only faggots and sailors are called LAWrence. only faggots and sailors are called LawRENCE. only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. FROM now on you’re Gomer Pyle. From NOW on you’re Gomer Pyle. From now ON you’re Gomer Pyle. From now on YOU’RE Gomer Pyle. From now on you’re GOmer Pyle. From now on you’re GoMER Pyle. From now on you’re Gomer PYLE. From now on you’re Gomer Pyle. Sir, yes, Sir. SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. Do you think I’m cute, Private Pyle? DO you think I’m cute, Private Pyle? Do YOU think I’m cute, Private Pyle? Do you THINK I’m cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I’M cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I’m CUTE, Private Pyle? Do you think I’m cute, PRIvate Pyle? Do you think I’m cute, PriVATE Pyle? Do you think I’m cute, Private PYLE? DO you think I’m funny? Do YOU think I’m funny? Do you THINK I’m funny? Do you think I’M funny? Do you think I’m FUNny? Do you think I’m funNY? Do you think I’m funny? SIR, no, Sir. Sir, NO, Sir. Sir, no, SIR. Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. THEN wipe that disgusting grin off your face. Then WIPE that disgusting grin off your face. Then wipe THAT disgusting grin off your face. Then wipe that DISgusting grin off your face. Then wipe that disGUSTing grin off your face. Then wipe that disgustING grin off your face. Then wipe that disgusting GRIN off your face. Then wipe that disgusting grin OFF your face. Then wipe that disgusting grin off YOUR face. Then wipe that disgusting grin off your FACE. SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. Sir, yes, Sir. Well, any fucking time, sweetheart. WELL, any fucking time, sweetheart. Well, ANY fucking time, sweetheart. Well, any FUCKing time, sweetheart. Well, any fuckING time, sweetheart. Well, any fucking TIME, sweetheart. Well, any fucking time, SWEETheart. Well, any fucking time, sweetHEART. Well, any fucking time, sweetheart. Sir, I’m trying, Sir. SIR, I’m trying, Sir. Sir, I’M trying, Sir. Sir, I’m TRYing, Sir. Sir, I’m tryING, Sir. Sir, I’m trying, SIR. Sir, I’m trying, Sir. PRIvate Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! PriVATE Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private PYLE, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’M gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m GONna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonNA give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna GIVE you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give YOU three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you THREE seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three SEConds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three secONDS exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds EXactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exACTly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactLY three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly THREE fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three FUCKing seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fuckING seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking SEConds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking secONDS to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds TO wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to WIPE that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe THAT stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that STUpid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stuPID looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid LOOKing grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid lookING grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking GRIN off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin OFF your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off YOUR face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your FACE, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, OR I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or i will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I WILL gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will GOUGE out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge OUT your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out YOUR eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your EYEballs and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeBALLS and skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs AND skull-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and SKULL-fuck you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-FUCK you! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck YOU! Private Pyle, I’m gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! One, two, three.. ONE, two, three.. One, two, three.. One, TWO, three.. One, two, three.. One, two, THREE.. SIR, I can’t help it, Sir. Sir, i can’t help it, Sir. Sir, I CAN’T help it, Sir. Sir, I can’t HELP it, Sir. Sir, I can’t help IT, Sir. Sir, I can’t help it, SIR. BULLshit, get on your knees, scumbag! BullSHIT, get on your knees, scumbag! Bullshit, GET on your knees, scumbag! Bullshit, get ON your knees, scumbag! Bullshit, get on YOUR knees, scumbag! Bullshit, get on your KNEES, scumbag! Bullshit, get on your knees, SCUMbag! Bullshit, get on your knees, scumBAG! Bullshit, get on your knees, scumbag! Now choke yourself. NOW choke yourself. Now CHOKE yourself. Now choke YOURself. Now choke yourSELF. Now choke yourself. Goddamn it, with my hand, numbnuts. GODdamn it, with my hand, numbnuts. GodDAMN it, with my hand, numbnuts. Goddamn IT, with my hand, numbnuts. Goddamn it, WITH my hand, numbnuts. Goddamn it, with MY hand, numbnuts. Goddamn it, with my HAND, numbnuts. Goddamn it, with my hand, NUMBnuts. Goddamn it, with my hand, numbNUTS. Goddamn it, with my hand, numbnuts. Don’t pull my fucking hand over there. DON’T pull my fucking hand over there. Don’t PULL my fucking hand over there. Don’t pull MY fucking hand over there. Don’t pull my FUCKing hand over there. Don’t pull my fuckING hand over there. Don’t pull my fucking HAND over there. Don’t pull my fucking hand Over there. Don’t pull my fucking hand oVER there. Don’t pull my fucking hand over THERE. I said choke yourself. I SAID choke yourself. I said CHOKE yourself. I said choke YOURself. I said choke yourSELF. I said choke yourself. Now lean forward and choke yourself. NOW lean forward and choke yourself. Now LEAN forward and choke yourself. Now lean FORward and choke yourself. Now lean forWARD and choke yourself. Now lean forward AND choke yourself. Now lean forward and CHOKE yourself. Now lean forward and choke YOURself. Now lean forward and choke yourSELF. Now lean forward and choke yourself. Are you through grinning? ARE you through grinning? Are YOU through grinning? Are you THROUGH grinning? Are you through GRINning? Are you through grinNING? Are you through grinning? Sir, yes, Sir. SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. Sir, yes, Sir. Bullshit, I can’t hear you. BULLshit, I can’t hear you. BullSHIT, I can’t hear you. Bullshit, i can’t hear you. Bullshit, I CAN’T hear you. Bullshit, I can’t HEAR you. Bullshit, I can’t hear YOU. Bullshit, I can’t hear you. Sir, yes, Sir. SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. Sir, yes, Sir. Bullshit, I still can’t hear you. BULLshit, I still can’t hear you. BullSHIT, I still can’t hear you. Bullshit, i still can’t hear you. Bullshit, I STILL can’t hear you. Bullshit, I still CAN’T hear you. Bullshit, I still can’t HEAR you. Bullshit, I still can’t hear YOU. SOUND off like you’ve got a pair. Sound OFF like you’ve got a pair. Sound off LIKE you’ve got a pair. Sound off like YOU’VE got a pair. Sound off like you’ve GOT a pair. Sound off like you’ve got A pair. Sound off like you’ve got a PAIR. Sound off like you’ve got a pair. Sir, yes, Sir. SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. Sir, yes, Sir. That’s enough, get on your feet. THAT’S enough, get on your feet. That’s Enough, get on your feet. That’s eNOUGH, get on your feet. That’s enough, get on your feet. That’s enough, GET on your feet. That’s enough, get ON your feet. That’s enough, get on YOUR feet. That’s enough, get on your FEET. That’s enough, get on your feet. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. PRIvate Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. PriVATE Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private PYLE, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, YOU had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you HAD best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had BEST square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best SQUARE your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square YOUR ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ASS away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass Away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass aWAY and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away AND start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and START shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start SHITting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitTING me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting ME Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me TIFfany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me TifFAny cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me TiffaNY cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany CUFF links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff LINKS or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links OR I will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or i will definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I WILL definitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will DEFinitely fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will defINITEly fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definiteLY fuck you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely FUCK you up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck YOU up. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you UP. Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up. SIR, yes, Sir. Sir, YES, Sir. Sir, yes, SIR. Sir, yes, Sir. th.ai

100 thoughts on “cc SERGEANT HARTMAN – Full Metal Jacket

  1. This is real shit that happened in the Military back then. This is a very real scenario. This would NEVER be accepted in todays military.

    one more moral:
    Only steers and queers come from Texas.

  2. LET ME SEE YOUR FUCKIN WAR FACE (in the back ground somebodies headphones come out and you hear earrape) BRRREEEEEEEEEE REEEERREEEEERR RRREEE RREEEE REEEE

  3. WHAT?!? HE USED THAT GONER PYLE IN THIS?! What a jerk Sargent! Glad I Out tank him in my military games. I

  4. bull shit it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress

  5. This is my favorite: 'I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.'

  6. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA das my war face

  7. I just noticed something…at 1:06 sgt hartmann rears back with his left arm to punch joker and the next scence hes connecting with his right. OOOPS!

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