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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #10


Watching Hugh Grant and his Stuttering pathetic charm is as Appealing to me as closing my Scrotum in a DVD case. Are these real or do you Make them up to be especially nasty? Kate Hudson is a dead-eyed Trash bag that smells like low tide. Greg Kinnear Stars in holy [BLEEP] who Gives a [BLEEP] coming soon. Chris Evans is a stupid Bearded sweater wearing dumb Dork. Melissa McCarthy is the Medea of white people. Jane Lynch had bigger [BLEEP] than Ultimate Warrior. Norman Reedus, I can fit two Firsts and a leg in my [BLEEP]. Hit me up. Okay. I’ll do it. Tongue punch in the fart box is a neglected phrase. Use it today. Example: Margot Robbie deserves a tongue punch in the fart box. Wow. Anthony Mackie is probably. Angry that he looks like a [BLEEP] Aardvark. Judd Apatow has completely ruined manhood. Olivia Wilde’s forehead is the same size as my left ass cheek. and I weigh 250 pounds. So I’ll let you imagine just how big that must be. Paul Rudd is the most boring. vanilla dude. You know he just sits at home with his wife having a bland spaghetti dinner, talking about his day. That’s pretty funny. Why does Ryan Gosling always Look like he’s trying to squeeze a fart out without making any noise? Has Zac Efron ever been in a Film where he didn’t play a total douche? I’ve never seen one of his Films, I’m just judging by his face. How how I loathe Nickelback. P.S. [BLEEP] you Wanda Sykes. Russell Crowe is delightfully paradoxical in that he is a huge [BLEEP] with a small penis. Bryan Cranston looks like Jim Carrey impersonating Matthew McConaughey. All right, all right, ALRIGHTY THEN! I keep forgetting that Kiefer Sutherland isn’t dead. Well, whoever wrote this, if it makes you feel better, it’s not for a lack of trying. Oh, yeah, and [BLEEP] you. [ LAUGHTER ]

100 thoughts on “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #10

  1. After watching all of these back to back I’ve concluded these people really like to use the comparison to aardvarks as an insult

  2. 1) I know I’m late
    2) anybody else watch these in 2019
    3) 0:40 DID YOU JUST MOTHER-F-ING DISS CHRIS EVANS!
    4) if you did… go and f*** yourself sweetie

  3. ah i feel sorry for celebrities. they think they are perfect and untouchable. They want to live in a world where they control everything thats said about them. thats all they want.

  4. Gonna have to agree with everyone saying Margot's isn't an insult… I would tongue punch any part of her anatomy.

  5. 1:56 Ryan Gosling is ugly and so overated. His eyes are way to close together and arent even level or symetrical… Look at him.

  6. I am Brazilian and I left all social networks for a long time, they are very toxic, there are only angry people and especially in politics the things I read made me bad and depressed, especially with the situation in which I live.

  7. What the hell is this? OK some of it is funny. The rest is just rude? Does any of this sound right? It is just people dumping. Stop it.

  8. Wanda Sykes @2:15: "What's wrong with Nickelback?"

    Me: Absolutely NOTHING!

    During Evanescence tours, we quite often have Nickelback blasting while my Nintendo Switch is hooled up to the tour van's TV to play Rocket League!

  9. Brian Cranston does look a bit Jim Carrey impersonating Matthew McConaughey…or maybe more like Matthew McConaughey impersonating Jim Carrey. I hadn't noticed before.

  10. I think "tongue punched in the fart box" is the funniest thing I've heard since i was told my mother in law got her left tit mangled in the insinkerator!

  11. Keifer, you forget you're a Lost Boy…you CAIN'T die…you are STUCK here with the REST of us…bwahaha (I HAVE to get out of this damned BED soon…I really AM going crazy)

  12. is it bad that the only celebrity I know from this list is Olivia Wilde and even for her I had no idea about her name she was just always Thirteen to me ? lol

  13. This whole show is overrated. Being mean, rude or nasty for the sake of cheap laughs isn't funny. Jimmy Kimmel needs grow up and get better producers.

  14. Chris Evans is unbelievably handsome and has such a great personality, one would have no heart to insult his preciousness

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