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Chai Time Comedy with Kenny Sebastian: The Mystery of The Female Purse


The Mystery of the Female Purse.
Okay? All the guys are like… What, bro? What’s this shit?
Let’s talk about biceps. No, I need to talk about this. Cause we guys don’t understand.
And, I’m doing a public service. And, it’s a real purse, guys.
It’s not computer graphics. It’s a real bag. And… and it has a very strong… design choice. Which is to mock rag pickers. Okay, so… I was like every time… I come across a purse, most guys don’t know how to deal
with it. I’m very… I’m comfortable with my sexuality. So, I’m fine holding a bag.
It doesn’t mean anything. I’m surprised…
I went on some dates and… I offered to hold her bag. And she was like… really? Are we in India right now? It was a big deal. And she was like…
Are you okay holding my bag? I’m like, “Yeah, cause it’s heavy.”
She’s like, “Okay. Fine” No, seriously. I found it weird. Because earlier, when I was 19… I didn’t know how to deal with
someone… When a girls says, “Hey, hold my bag.” And, obviously… you don’t know how to hold a bag. So, you’re holding it and
you don’t know whether you should wear it… What if you pull it off better than her. You know. What if? But, then… there are times when I freak out. When she wants me… to take something from her purse. That terrified me. When I was 19. Okay. I’ll be holding the bag, I’m fine. But, she’s like, “Hey Kenny,
give me the lip balm.” From my purse. I’m like, “Why should I give you…” the lip balm from your purse? She’s saying, ‘coz you’re next to it.
Shit! Where… where… where… is the lip balm in your purse? Oh, its in the zip, next to
the other zip. Which is next to a hollow
Grand Canyon. Next to the depths of my soul. Oh, there. I thought it was empty.
Okay. Oh! And…
It’s okay. It’s a joke. It’s not there. And… And now, I’m comfortable with it. I think the one thing guys are super scared
about finding… is a pad. Guys, don’t freak out. It’s 2017. It’s 2017. Guys. Guys.
All the guys here. Women… Have… You can say the word. It’s fine. It’s a safe environment. Why? Why are you getting scared? It’s 2017. Women have… Periods. Oh, good job. Big round of applause. Big round of applause. You know what this is, right? Yeah? I won’t ask your name.
Don’t worry. Because if your name goes out… and the public knows. That you said, “Women have periods.” No one’s going to marry you. Yeah? So… Women have periods. And they use this… To? To hold it? And feel better? No. Om Prakash, no. They put it… (Audience member): Inside their underpants. Inside their underpants. Good. That’s… You were scared to say… Underwear. So, you went for the formal version.
Underpants. Cause she’s an independent working woman. Yeah? Yeah. It’s just a pad.
Nothing else. Want to catch it? It’s fine. It’s just a pad.
It won’t hurt you. Oh. I’m sorry. It has wings. So… It didn’t… it didn’t… I might need it later, no? Yeah. So, it’s… Yeah, so, that’s the first thing
you’re scared of finding. Om Prakash. So, what if there’s a pad? Now, there’re a lot of
fun things. The most fascinating thing about
a purse, is that if the purse is
old enough, and she’s been through a lot
of experiences, she goes through this amazing beautiful process… called childbirth. Which there’s… a little baby
wallet inside. ‘Coz when the mom is old like… Child, I can’t go out today. I can’t go out today. So, the kid is like,
“I’ll go.” Child.
– What? Don’t be late. Mom! I’ll be fine. I love you. So, there’s a baby wallet. In case of emergencies. Which is… The purse for men. This is our while life. This is… Actually, smaller than this.
Half of this. Because guys will immediately judge you… if your purse is anything… if your wallet is anything… anything bigger than normal size. Okay? Which is contradictory. Because guys talk… love talking about big sizes.
So… So, the only part…
No,bro. My wallet is tiny, man. So, but… We would love… we would love to have a purse
‘coz we love carrying shit. You know. Women carry a purse
because they like to be prepared all the time. Prepared. They’re like… what if I sleep over
at a friend’s place? Correct? What if I sleep over at a place?
So, they’ll carry an extra t shirt. They’ll carry an extra pair of underpants. Good job there, Om Prakash. You know. She’ll carry her lens solution. If she owns the Hubble Telescope. You know, she’ll do all that. Guys also love sleeping over. Yeah? Like men. Not on the same bed. We sleep on the floor. But, we also want to carry another t shirt.
But, we can’t. ‘Coz, then we have to carry a backpack. Which is a lot of work. Okay? But, if you’re like a
26-year-old adult, You look like an idiot.
You look like a student. But, you have… like you… You come to someone’s house.
Hey, why do you have a bag? I’ve to carry my essentials. So, you have… You can… We wish but now,
society won’t let us. So, yeah. There’s obviously chocolate in here. There’s lot of chocolate. Oh, now I know what you go through. Where is it?
Half eaten chocolate, of course. Yeah. This is… This is one bad period she’s gone through. In general. In general. It’s crazy. ‘Coz you’re walking with a girl,
and she’s talking. She’ll suddenly turn and… Where did that come from? From a worm hole? Just… and… Yeah, shades. All women have shades. ‘Coz in case they’re abducted and
thrown into a safari… on a desert. They’re like… at least my eyes are
protected from UV rays. And girls do this thing… Which is so annoying… hey, you wear it.
I want to see. I want to see how you look. I want to see how you look. With these female pair of glasses. Which are huge, I just want you…
I just want… Please, wear it. Please! Please wear it, no. Please, just wear it. Wear it, please. Wear, it please.
Please. Please. Please! Wear it. Oh my God. You look adorable.
Let me take a photo. Looks like a dumb ass. Oh okay. Oh, it’s sunscreen. Sunscreen make up. Why wear sunscreen… when you can impress the sun also
with your make up. Sun’s like, “Today you’re looking
pretty shitty.” I don’t think i’ll waste my UV rays on you. Oh. Sanitiser. Of course you need to have hand sanitiser. ‘Coz you touch men, right? Obviously. Obviously. What is this? Peach hand cream? What? Wait. Wait. Don’t these two nullify each other? No. No. No? Okay. Explain. Why? ‘Coz you put hand cream.
So, there’s a coating on your hand, right? But, then this is… No, okay. Just because… So your hands don’t get so dry. So your hands don’t get dry. Yeah. Maybe it’s all the hand sanitiser
you are putting on your hand. The alcohol that’s drying out your skin. So, it’s a vicious… yeah. She’s like… oh my God!
That’s what. So, I’m not enlightening guys,
I’m enlightening women also. So, it’s… it makes it soft. And moist. Aw… But I…
(Audience Member) – What is that? Ye… oh. Don’t act, bro. You know exactly what this is. It’s Clean and Dry Daily Intimate Wash. Guys, the women know what this is. We know what this is right? I mean, you… Guys, have you thought… about the possibility. that you have to keep your
private parts clean? Apparently it’s very important
to women. I don’t see the logic. that you have to hygienically maintain… your private parts. So, this is… Clean and Dry. This is not what I want from women. So, anyway, Clean… Clean and… Yes. I have made that joke. This just in – Chai Time show
has just gotten dirty. But, it’s interesting. It… it keeps… It keeps… it keeps it clean, guys. It’s important. And I love… I love how hard this… this bottle is trying
to make the woman comfortable. It’s like, “See petals.” It’s nice. If you put one cactus it’ll be…
Yuck! So, there’s no equivalent thing for guys. So… there is, sorry.
It’s H2O. And presence of mind. H2O and presence of mind. I’ll just keep you here. Clean and Dry. Oh, okay. I forgot the most… Oh, shit, I completely forgot the
hidden compartment. Where all the ‘family property papers’ are. So, there’s a secret compartment where
you keep the most expensive shit. Which is… Not literally. Shopping bills. Make up, guys.
– Lipstick. Oh. Wow. You know it’s make up when
it’s all cursive handwriting. So, you’ve no idea what it spells. Roller lash. Oh, wait. I know what this is. This is… For your eye lashes?
– That’s mascara. Yeah? I know my shit. I have cousins who put
make up on me. Yeah. Yeah. I’ll admit it. Cause I’m a man
who’s comfortable with his sexuality. Whoa! This is not just kajal.
It’s Colossal Kajal. Yeah. You think you like normal kajal? Here’s Colossal Kajal. Okay. I don’t even know how to use this. Oh, wow. This is… You have a gift. I can recognise make up products from
20 feet away. Hello, this is the CIA. We need your services. What could you possibly need me for? We have a cross dressing terrorist. Who’s putting bombs in make up pouches. We need you. I stopped doing that shit years ago. I have a family now. Where’s the lipstick, dude? What is this? You know… you knew what it was. I shall not reveal my gifts. It’s a gift and a curse. I’m going to put you in another… I’m going to put you in another room. I’ll take it out. Blush. What is this? Probably a lip liner. It’s a lip liner? Okay. I hope I don’t break it. Liner. Eye liner. Guys are like, “Huh?!” It looks like the other thing,
but it’s black. It’s black. So? You guys want to eat a burger? It’s awesome.
And obviously there are a lot of bills. There are a lot of bills. No, to be honest,
I don’t blame women for this. ‘Coz, why the hell do they give
these ATM slips, man? It’s so annoying. I know they should give it to us. Like, I swipe, and they are like,
“Sir, do you want an ATM slip?” I’m like, “No.”
And they are like, “Oh?” So much money you have? You don’t…
Then, give it! Let me throw it.
You don’t even look at it. What is it? Like deduct 1 crore. But, I think the biggest…
Like biggest… Quick fix to any woman is like, this brush. Which I call the pokey brush. Which for guys is associated with
super head massage comfort. It’s great. Like you do this like… It’s so nice. But… So, the pokey brush is associated
with comfort for guys. But, for women, it’s like… There are like two types of women. Okay? Women who comb their hair like this. And women who do this. The brush is like…
Ah! What’s wrong with you? She’s saying, “I don’t care!” Her knots are removed by bleeding. I think I’ve covered everything. Oh, one more chocolate.
Of course. It’s me from the future. Yeah. That’s all. That’s all.
That’s all there is. Now, the thing is… I… It is a lot of stuff to carry,
but, all this is useful. Like, I think… Though I just feel bad… In one area where… you know
a guy can’t find his phone. He has a very short heart attack. Like… For women,
“Oh, where’s my phone?” Na na na,
na na na… Na na na,
na na na… Oh, I left it at home. If you like the video… Awesome.

100 thoughts on “Chai Time Comedy with Kenny Sebastian: The Mystery of The Female Purse

  1. So cool of you to bring out the pads๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ we need more people like you ๐ŸŒป

  2. I saw this video and suddenly i realized I don't even know single item and I need a girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. ๐Ÿ•‰Namaste๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜€Kenny Sebastian is So funny!๐Ÿ˜ Please check out My Facebook Page:
    https://www.facebook.com/SpiritualGangsta007/
    ๐Ÿ™Stay Blessed๐Ÿ’œSpiritual Gangsta๐Ÿ’œ

  4. ๐Ÿ˜‚ everything except the mascara, blush and eyeliner, I am not a too much of a makeup person, I go diving in looking for my car keys all the time and my phone, awesome show, it shows we women around the world are the same.,totally can relate

  5. Once ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚i was in 7th standard… My science teacher asked me to took something from her bag… And I said no… Then mam asked me why… And I blushed that much I didn't in my whole life๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚the whole class was enjoying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. The clean and dry intimate wash is necessary. The condition of toilets outside homes ae mostly pathetic. Using them often leads to infections. This wash helps restore the good bacteria and helps in fighting germs. BTW… great performance…..I loved it.

  7. "Intimate Wash" is scientifically proven to be really bad for a woman's vaginal PH balance and healthy bacteria. Don't use it ladies.

  8. I am a mother of a toddler and mother's purse are completely diff story.kenny have to whole another story on them

  9. What is in my bag version feat Kenny Sabstain๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜..Actresses started doing it in 2019 nd our hero already did it in 2017 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚…good going โค

  10. Kenny U r so funny.. I want to kill you… Yeah u read it right.. Kill u… ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

  11. In the rural Midwestern United States youโ€™d also find a handgun lol mine is a smith and Wesson 357 magnum……also I was organizing my purse while watching this video lol Iโ€™m one of the few women who has to know where everything is in mine but I carry literally every single thing you could think of lol….but to give myself credit, I have anxiety which causes stomach issues so I basically carry a pharmacy of everything from my panic attack meds to pepto chewable tablets to my heart medicine to gas relief and dairy aid lol

  12. #kenny Sebastian
    Omfg! Such a clean, healthy, enlightening to men and of course v. funny comedy chai time.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I kinda love you ..

  13. OMG…you are too good…!! this is your 2nd video that I have watched and now I regret not watching it earlier! You are awwwwwwesome!

  14. Chiruchu chirichu vayarru vedanikinnu. Dont laugh at that bag though. Some like mine carry a small mean 'German' knife too ๐Ÿ™‚ Not like 'Colossal' kajal

  15. I feel so abashed right now. I mean I SHOULD START CARRYING A PURSE LIKE THAT, shanโ€™t I?
    Well because me ladki hu ๐Ÿ˜‚

  16. The best part of the video for me was when Kenny encouraged a guy from the audience to speak the sentence that women have periods.In India this subject is generally looked down upon or rather any natural phenomena that occurs in a woman's body all the way from her bodily anatomy to female menstruation or periods ( even the word itself) is considered a taboo.There is a stigma around these topics that no one wishes to destroy.Even women feel apprehensive talking about it openly in India so thanks for taking that step Kenny!!

  17. U r awesome dude ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธโค๏ธ

  18. @Kenny Sebastian..You are awesome man..Love your videos ๐Ÿ˜….But may I know whose bag that was?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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