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Chasing Christmas - Full Comedy Movie



[Applause] you good morning present right on time as usual ah as punctual is it devil himself no I've never understood that expression I met the guy he's late for everything speaking of late for everything more think the ghost of Christmas past would have a better concept of town you've got to love the irony have you noticed anything strange about past today what do you mean it just seems it but returned that I've talked to him he seems distant he's always been mr. Ober distant let's get this over with thank you have a hot date oh I don't know dear what are you doing ghosts please okay let's hear it who gets to go on this year's spiritual guilt trip hmm very well then meet this year's target name is Jack Cameron currently residing in Seattle Washington USA the highs are high and that lows are getting chilly and with a little help my friend Jack Frost and a low human we Christmas tomorrow morning we don't want anything we wanted to give you something we saw you don't have many decorations I mean extra ones at our house yeah so you thought you'd help me up for Christmas huh that's great so this is like a gift I'm like you know I can put this thing anywhere cuz it's a gift I can put it here but that nobody can get by that'd be dumb you know what what about outta here in this area but you know it wouldn't look right with the house party what time you know weird my dad is about tonight let me call you back come in how's that a new dress yeah do you like it yeah it's my Christmas present for Mom yeah looks like something Bob would get you it's very inappropriate you'd see your whole arm my arm dad yeah both of them well at least she gives me Christmas presents listen I give you double birthday presents okay that's not the point yeah well I'll tell you what the point is do you do anything about those two things dangling from the mantel downstairs and what are those things look like they look like decorations it's just stockings stockings are decorations honey are stockings a gateway more hardcore decorations I'm glad you think this is funny lighten up dad it's just two red stockings respect by rule your rule is stupid yeah he's a really stupid yeah excuse me for trying to spread some holiday cheer I thought maybe after seven years of banning Christmas you might have changed it's time to get over this get over hey I am over this I am so over this but there's things that you don't know okay oh I know I know that you're a psycho oh you thought a psycho sike this is my room you're supposed to storm out jack was married in 1978 to 1990 90 on December 24th 1998 Jack and Alison attended Suzanne's Christmas pageant in the middle of the pageant Alison left to go to the restroom she was taking a bit long so Jack went to check on her only she wasn't in the restroom she was in the coat-check room so she was with Jack's dentist and they weren't checking coats ouch Jack and Alison were officially divorced and shortly thereafter she claimed she didn't want to be married to a workaholic and he claiming he didn't want to be married to a woman who cheats on him she moved to London at C Suzanne once a year during the holidays I know all this already of course you do you know everything that's happened I'm informing present you know her condition I know poor thing she'll forget all this by tomorrow don't ever bother you only knowing what is and not what was doesn't it ever bother you only knowing what was and all right all right please can we get back to the case at hand now since that night jack has had a contempt for Christmas and forgotten its true meaning causing him to be chilly toward others and weakening his relationship with his daughter Suzanne fascinating and completely and utterly common lots of people have lost the true meaning of Christmas so what makes this was his name Jack Jack Jack what makes him this year's target well alphabetically speaking we are on the seas the sleeve is about half short still by tomorrow well it's not a holiday white house if you can't do it I'll fight some of the will okay all right Thank You mr. Cameron yes the workers were wondering if they could leave early today which workers Oh all 79 workers came in your office to ask that you leave early today sir I volunteered to come in and ask because what is so special about today it's Christmas Eve yeah but besides that people want to shop see as you know today is just like any other day around here we all work our regular shifts of what we're done we could go home yes sir also the homeless shelter called asking what time they should stop by to pick up the coats what caused the Oregano's of course oh yeah we're not doing that this year what but this company has donated to your regular clothes to the home and since your father founded in 1941 actually I don't need a Cameron coke company history lesson right now we found a paying customer for the irregular the Guatemalan army they bought them all they don't care that the epaulets are upside down or not I'm not a very good army they'll probably wear once so they get some decent coats we get a bucket of money everybody wins except the fries and homeless mystery I am NOT heartless I'm gonna donate some coats of the fourth of July that'll be 90 degrees in July thank you as usual you have until midnight tonight to complete the assignment sounds pretty simple we make an appearance we show him the error of his ways and poof by morning he'll be singing la la la la I hope it's that easy we need a success on this assignment the head off has been threatening to close the ghost of Christmas program duty ineffectiveness ineffectiveness when have we been ineffective hello a Miami incident duh look he could swim when he was a kid just stay sharp this year the last thing we need is to look bad past here's your candy cane chronometer has been pre-programmed to take you back in time two key points in Jax history here are you respect those snowflakes which will allow you and the target to remain transparent while on the journey really need a smoke too many cigarettes in there ghosts can't smoke he's the driver what's gonna do kill me again alright then synchronize watches 12 hour countdown begins now you haven't told us who the point person is on the assignment Matthew Preston Jack's ex-business partner died one year ago in a freak accident while on vacation what exactly do you mean by freak Hey what was I supposed to do go down to business shall we mr. Preston I need your help good night mr. cammeron yep good night and Merry Christmas Gabbard coats well well well what a surprise wouldn't on Christmas Eve what do you want else it I'm calling to wish you a Merry Christmas well there you said it dad are you so wallowing in the holiday spirit did Susie get the gift that Center yes she got the dress and we're both happy to know there's a hookers R Us of London too oh and I suppose you did better oh wait I remember Jack I wonder why I said are you still banning the entire holiday Jack don't you think that's getting a little immature would you like to hear something really immature what jingle jingle jingle it is [Applause] Oh you know this is thinking that since we're in the store that has literally everything that you might see something that you really really want and that I could buy it for you dad wait dude Christmas is this what Allah sees a cool dad does for his daughter any day of the year go ahead anything you want you name it anything except Mako excuse me yeah Judah get her for you need more than what we got well I like to spray in but I want clean I'm not following you that's Santa Claus don't want him on there hey you got something against Santa Claus no but I just don't support what he represents so play decals Santa not give you like a train set when you're addicted that's funny yes I'm sorry began to put it back because we're no longer shopping in this establishment because apparently the employees do not respect the customers holiday beliefs respect your holiday police oh just um just that they're kind of weird did you not hear that honey Hampton outside with the help Mary ho ho [Applause] so you just want me to visit Jack Cameron and and tell him that uh he's gonna be visited by three spirits yeah that's it what's the point of that why not just you guys show up it's then it makes the transition easier seeing someone that you know just suppose the way I always thought you guys were just fictional characters that the Charles Dickens made up in that Charles Dickens was a two-minute they don't get him started Oh Dickens was a former target of ours who chose to write a book about his experiences even though we explicitly told him not to but it was a great book that was crap like everything he did did you ever read a Telugu city's it was the best of times it was the worst of times back up your mind mr. Dickens okay okay okay but why me I mean well in a roundabout way who died as a result of working too much and for our cause that isn't incredibly effective you're the only one that can do this mr. president will you help us [Applause] now where are we off to out where a Christmas Eve party yes dad a Christmas Eve party a Christmas Eve party well have fun I'm gonna sit right here and give this night the respect it deserves by getting drunk and watching TV and eating frozen burritos but Suzie had go ahead celebrate the worst day of our lives dad we have two options for focusing our attention today one is presents cheer elves candy canes sugar plums the other is an event which took place seven years ago that did indeed suck but was seven years ago honey maybe one day you'll grow up and then you'll understand what this day symbolizes and maybe one day you realize that there's more to life than dwelling in the past really like Wyatt I'm gonna like you figured that out now I'm going to this party and you should consider yourself lucky if I come back at all oh really well I'll tell you what you should consider yourself lucky you find me if I uh be home at midnight I'll have something what do you say then [Applause] what are you crying are you kidding it's been like seven years it's funny I was expecting you to be a little more shot it's been a really long day what happened to you Jackie huh I mean you look bad I look bad what happened to you Matthew I knew wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt oh wait too late very funny you know I could sit here all evening in exchange witty banter with Jack but I'm actually here to tell you about your plans for this evening well my plans are to stay in and take it easy oh it's gonna be a lot more than that happening you're gonna be visited by three spirits is that three spirits counting you or three in addition to you because that would be four in addition okay well that's four spirits and I wish you'd have said that right up top are they all gonna be dead former co-workers know they're gonna be the ghost of Christmas like at the park yeah like in the book but do yourself a favor don't even mention the book to these guys because it's kind of like a sore subject that would make me Scrooge and he would be like that Bob Marley guy yeah you know it would if I didn't know that it was a hallucination brought on by the combination of alcohol and stress all right well don't say any morning hey one's gonna be here at eight o'clock and then he's gonna be another one at nine o'clock oh and then the third one tells of ten and that's the ghost of Christmas future my right right but you know what I gotta get going we're not listening to the fish guys only an hour ago for crying out loud who are you are you gonna hit me with that lamb or you couldn't like me today who are you what who do you think I am I'm the ghost of Christmas past that's right no no no no you're a hallucination followed by a combination of alcohol and stress what are you gonna do that yes looks just like the house I grew up in and say Cunard Illinois you're kidding except you can't because they tore down years ago that's probably the ghost of Christmas past it's December 24th 1965 and inside that house is you as a young child sleeping why be in the book evidence or scrooge's the Beatle man who hates Christmas I I'm not just some mean old man okay I hate Christmas for a reason so the very bad happened to me no matter memories you show me is gonna change that wrap it up you know jack I could honestly not care less about you you're messed up whiny little life your inability to function in society your relationship with your daughter which any psychologists would call deaths after us all I really want is to get your butt in that house that we can do our thing and I can go okay laws are on the same page haha Hey and they hear me yes jack they can hear you that's why I brought you back in time so we can all sit around the fire chew the fat talk over all times change the course of history yeah why don't you trot over there and tell him who won the 1968 World Series dad bet on the Steelers Kardos listen I'm not playing your attitude problem in this for me okay no problem you have a hissy fit every time you hear jingle bells and I've got an attitude problem where they go it it's Christmas Eve they just knock the trees with gifts for their kid that would be you and now they're going off to bed to have nightmares about all that money they spent trying to put a smile on your sweet little face you're kidding me right you brought me all the way here to try to make me feel guilty about getting what I wanted for Christmas when I was a kid no Jack that is not why I brought you youth you have any idea how much better things used to be I do I witnessed it firsthand christmas used to have meaning it was more than just a time for the family together at the mall people were kind to one another for no apparent reason and even if it was just for one day people really seemed to care about those that were less fortunate every year Jack my job becomes more and more pointless people get more and more cynical we used to have to use the spiritual guilt trip once every two years for some poor lost soul and now the poor lost souls are outnumbering the regular people and yes Jack I have an attitude problem Oh Jack my instincts I'm fighting a war that I cannot win and being a soldier no longer seems worth did you forget to take your meds haha is there somebody I can call come on buddy come on get it together come on now show me your magic and let me go home show me some magic brother what you do what are you talking about it's show time I hope he's not in his underwear hello what the hell happened here [Applause] one hour to show to target around he knows that he's done like 2,000 but pass specter of snowflake has been broken broken but that means you in the target are now living breathing humans and whatever year they're in 65 okay we don't have to worry there he can use his candy cane corn armor and he'll come back right Trevor unless he doesn't want to why wouldn't he want to will you tell me you're the one who said he's been acting over distant if he doesn't get back there's gonna be trouble what kind of job big trouble our powers we're off less than three hours from now if the target hasn't been returned to the present by then and they will be stuck in the past forever that is trouble more than you know oh the head office finds out we lost a target they'll shut down the entire program do you know what that means yeah we will be unemployed worse time is a balance if Jack doesn't get back to his own Christmas by midnight tonight then then that balance will be upset every Christmas he ever had will cease to exist he will cease to exist the domino effect could be catastrophic if you took a change then did they feed it to their universes we know what could implode chaos oh we have to stop thinking about the future and start thinking about the present we need to know what's going on in the past send me back what [Applause] no it's too dangerous but more dangerous at the end of everything maybe I should send future now nobody knows where he is besides we don't have enough time it's got to be me Trevor all right it's up to you then Michael jackhammering Christmas Eve program are at stake to mention the entire University I always wanted to see the past one more thing I need to see your spectral okay what did you do that for past is human now so in order to catch him you'll have to be human too they're not present and if I don't see you again happy holidays what is going on it's me why are you tied up you can see me I don't even know where to begin to answer that are you Santa Claus why are you tied up Santa Claus I'm not Santa Claus are you one of us helpers my mom told me the man at the department stores one of his helpers one of his helpers yeah one of his helpers why are you tied up you should go back to bed did Santa tie you up yes Attah tied me up why because I ate some of his milk and cookies I asked moms we can leave some milk and cookies and Jesus said it was all right to that she used to say stuff like that a lot that's why I have food issues he's dad well I think I don't untie me no mister I'll bake you waffles I know you love waffles powdered sugar come on by [Applause] who are you oh this isn't good are you Santa Claus no I'm the tooth fairy so why don't why don't you just go off to bed I won't open my presents yeah it would be best if you don't want to open them now go to bed now or I will come back tomorrow and rip out all of your teeth with a pair of pliers oh great now I'm mostly scarred for life what's your buddies I stay the heck away from Oban Williams well hold on strangely now who are you again oh I'm the ghost of Christmas present then how come you're in my past well we had a little situation but don't you worry because I'm here to fix things Oh No what it's broken what is alright that's a candy cane it's Christmas Eve we'll go get another one this isn't just any candy game this is a highly sensitive piece of technologically advanced time travel equipment you should have sat on it and I didn't sit on it somebody tackled me thank you you're welcome so are stuck here yes jack we are stuck here the only way to get you back to your own time is past so we missed it what you said our time had passed no not past past past right so I missed it just follow ghost of Christmas past still has his candy cane chronometer we need to find him we need wheels don't do that please see his 1965 nobody larger cars no no in 1965 everybody put their keys right there no seatbelts because it's a American boy that's why big deal Santa Claus Christmas and all year long basically when television applied this guy by midnight Thanks don't you guys head like that it's a plan or escape route that we could be taking right now what exactly happened what exactly did he see that he started weeping he started it appreciate your language you got drunk Nelson he pulls out this giant snowflake it's patches of apartments did this right and this is the past first never crossed into it goodbye schools well it's Christmas Eve so everything is called here yeah I can feel it too look at these two please they are so simple yet the children seem to love them Julie use your imagination it's blood right it's fun look at this what they're advertising guns they're BB guns they're only BB guns why are real mental power real little tiny tiny milk just put this thing down you could put somebody's eye out with one of these things step away from the guns where's the manager oh man just speak with the manager cigarettes are on the third floor I just remembered let's go let's go these are in my opinion that close to Cuban you'll find where it has a president Kenny himself set the Box to Castro justice Oh probably do things you're the US do they excuse me what a moment little lady excuse me I said one woman I suggest you put the reins on your wife questions for you now I have a friend how tall is he about like that yeah with a green vest in a red tie what's his name Christmas past Chris must-pass Chris first name yeah you walked off about three minutes ago yeah way to go you asked me where the hat department was and I thought it was on the second floor thank you so much yeah he's gonna make his rounds everyone's got the [Applause] nicely not horribly [Applause] what are you doing have you lost your mind why couldn't you just leave me be just give us the candy cane chronometer so came back to the other bus insert this out you know I was really looking forward to the 60s it was a great decade you know you leave me no choice what you came to since my chronometer broke we're all connected to yours Oh it's Christmas time it's Christmas time keeping warm by the fire Christmas time it's Christmas time again you know as Christmas time it's Christmas time again this Christmas time Oh question how did we get where we are right now well past time jumps and we're connected with him so that means we're now somewhere else in time okay we're somewhere in time can you be that much more specific well we can only travel to a Christmas Eve in your past so that means that you are somewhere nearby okay when you say you are here by you don't be this you know young you young you is nearby okay broke up so we're went on okay Aspen Colorado Christmas Eve 1978 Ski Valley Lodge this is my honeymoon did the ski break up with you or did you break up at the ski I broke up with it I got it slip it around with a Boosh by my back what jealous now after this I think over to the game to make sweet love with the pool table look how much a fraction we have less than two hours are they wearing I like it back then people dressed in Jesus huh are you folks checking it yes we're we're browsing the hell you might as well make yourselves comfortable this snowstorm is closed all the roads down nobody is coming or going anywhere until tomorrow that's right that's right I remember the whole lot just owed in and we could sit around there's no place else to stay for miles okay so if past is here he is here okay so we need to find you if he knows yes because the last thing we need is you sneeze another diversion for something when you get back to the prison we will find the world is ruled by giant talking apes like that could happen excuse me Oh where would a girl go around here if she were from another plane of existence and looking to have some fun I'm sorry miss I'm already spoken for oh I beg your pardon miss some fun we have a lovely bar just down the hall there that's where we'll be holding our annual deck the halls' disco dance later this evening just down the hall to your left great thank you so much I excuse me Oh No but I'm looking for a friend he's about this tall and he has a green vest every time and Chris Chris mass passed Christmas past yeah yeah yeah he was just in here him and Rudolph and Blitzer yeah you know they ordered a couple of Siders it's Blitzen where's your boss out-of-the-way restroom just down the hall into your left this is getting weirder every year [Applause] [Applause] or in a force be with you did you like Star Wars I've never seen it before I've seen it 12 times my name's Mike daddy Freddy I'm patty patty did I buy you a drink patty sure so what you wanna do tonight I don't know I was thinking now they would go to the deck the halls' disco thing oh they're short it's a wonderful life and one of the ballrooms up under watch staff people say it's a classic okay fine go to your movie I'll just stay in the room well it's only a couple hours and then I'll come back and take you guys skating give me a while it'll be yes do you remember that tall blond lady that was here earlier with it yeah have you seen her yes just down the hall to your left oh she's very attractive isn't she if you like that sort hi kids how are you some friend ears he's a friend I've known from 1965 as a bit that long listen can I talk to my buddy here alone for just a moment actually I was defeated I don't think he's right for hi I told you to stay put if I'd have done that I couldn't deceive you tried to pick up a strange guy at the bar I didn't he was picking me up are you drunk no I most certainly am not so you're celebrating because you found past know what the past that I know will show up where the booze is sooner or later good plan that's a great plan do you have any idea what time it is right now Oh silly doesn't matter what time it is now here because we are on Bureau time and it's uh Oh where'd the time go ah well you drank it bartender can I get some coffee for this lady little friend they're going to beat it did you get her drunk I was working on it she's had like four or five beers is she having a good time I think so you tricked me I'm sorry I got a little carried away it's Christmas even you put a lot of things at risk we need to get back no not right away yes right away no not right away I need a little more to hunt I've been dreaming about this for years I want to be a human again even if just for a little while you cannot blame me for that no listen I'm gonna tackle it take this magic cake no it doesn't work that way the chronometer is set to our individual rhythms we all go back that's right so you might want to listen to my little proposal now according to the clock at the Bureau of Yuletide Affairs we have one hour and 15 minutes that's plenty of time I'll make you a deal give me 60 minutes to enjoy myself drink my drink smoke a few cigarettes maybe dance a little and then I'll meet you back here at midnight and if we don't well if you don't then I'll pop us through time like a pinball machine until it's too late for anybody now do we have a deal we have a deal well good and I will see you kids later have a good time I think I handled that way yeah yeah especially the end where you let it walk away from good have a choice where we gotta do till midnight good stuff this is disgusting yeah yeah and it turns out in the future we find that they're actually bad for you too this oh it's fine Treecko so you can't remember anything well I mean I can remember basic skills and functions and whatnot you know I remember how to tie my shoes use a computer and I am surprisingly good at kung-fu it's just I don't really have a sense of life the best why did they do that to you I guess at the head office didn't want anyone in the ghosts having too much power you know so we can all only remember the past the present the future well the past is overrated maybe but you know the present right pretty much I mean the present being today you know everything yes and I could ask you anything you'd answer sheriff where's Madonna in her bathroom where's my wedding ring in the Babri side right where's my daughter she's making out with chip wadding him in the front seat of his car I'm kidding she's in the backseat you're pretty funny for a dead chick yeah you're pretty handsome right what'd you say you know I think it's getting kind of busy in here we probably should get going really because of the giant talk games yes and they don't want you just above it myself and enacted to change everything and I think we should come really [Applause] hey thanks a lot man Christmas amen what the hell is this all right we need a place to hide hey buddy huh you're headed for two UH two one's mine exactly I'm not there anymore I'm down here so this this thank you make sure nobody bothers us okay enjoy well you said to find a good place to hide and I'd say this is a great place to hide oh we're gonna no no I don't think so listen you still have time why should pass that over okay present yes this is great this was a great idea Thanks you know I can't understand my past one to be human again you see gonna be in trouble when we go back Oh you'll be in trouble oh yeah well I'm not gonna allow that to happen I'm gonna tell him he did everything humanly possible to get his little butt back there and you'll be okay trust me you're an interesting guy Jack Thanks you are what happened with your wife she tricked me I thought we had a happy marriage for almost three years and then one day you had no idea no warnings I'm I mean we had the usual disagreements but we're goona Ligeti has been a tithe Authority G early have said within few days later he should get over it now I know what she was getting to get over in the worst part is the way she did it during my daughter's Christmas recital she got a walk out the door I've done that dentist and took off out of our lives he wasn't even a good dentist I mean if an astronaut that underst how did you daughter obviously better than me Jesus drunk I guess the thing that hurts me is that I wasted so many years of my life on somebody that obviously did not love me that's not what it said her what don't haunt you according to our records you had a better than average marriage and it produced a daughter that you loved very much so you must have enjoyed those 18 years at least a little bit there are moments she was doing the best so why not that the good memories you don't have memorized and that's what I mean don't climb a jack I thought that what we did was magic yes my god this is the magic you still have a chance it's another stone happy and this I am very that makes me very happy – totes in time travel Wow having a feeling I think have to go to the bathroom no Jack I haven't been a human in a long time I could have fooled me you're really good at it [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] I'm having words this there's no time like the present I thought she was taking spits it Alice now you see that's a beautiful name so remember sure do really yeah after 433 what am I gonna freshen up and I'll meet you there in ten minutes yeah honeymoon [Applause] but I'm not you ever needs our Scrooge I'm the ghost of Christmas present ooh that is completely unrealistic oh my head a big guy ain't you really hard yeah and then what thank you kick these but I thought so yeah what are we doing what are you doing we have to get that I'm not going birthday I am taking control of my mind don't have a life exactly because of this job but we were hand-picked for our positions this is a worthwhile service you having a good time uh what does that have to do with anything something back that time drinking dancing wanting a smooch you're the ghost we got the worst deal you can't even remember the good times there's no time like the present that's because you have a lie Jack Cameron will cease to exist all price to pay for our happiness don't you think we're oh yes no no crew you have seen the future of Annisa daughter how can this be how can I be dead that makes us who we are tonight you have seen your past your present and your future it is bad time for you to realize what your life is I don't understand it's not what has happened to us in the past that makes us Sunni our spooge neither is with the sour situations in the present it's what's in our hearts our hearts would have us was in the passion not to take to who we are in the future we use our hearts to go through life and play the hand or death to make the most of the time we have on this earth yes [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] hey you're gonna miss the end Jack what are you doing why did you what soon of course cheating on your husband while your daughter's onstage on Christmas Eve what are you talking about I'm just going on to the car to get some lipstick means like on a honeymoon when you did not go to the deck the halls' disco I did not try to pick up that guy you knew about that yeah I also don't you're on your way to the coat check are you gonna hook up with dr. Roland DDS what are you psychic or something you always were funny Ellison I'm gonna miss that about you okay so now you know what do you want from me I want to thank you you want to thank me for the cheating right here no I want to thank you for 18 years of above-average marriage and I want to thank you for mothering a wonderful beautiful daughter who of all goes well will grow to be absolutely nothing like you I don't want to thank you for maybe me right now while I still have a few years left to enjoy my life without you you're welcome right well you're going the doctor is in that's right that's bad news for Happy's lost a loyal customer tick-tock time's wasting it's it gonna be now I can't do this we need to go home no we don't need to do anything I do we're ghosts if you want this you're gonna have to take it out of my cold dead hands they dress [Applause] [Applause] the Christmas lights not work like a white hey those are my pants nine minutes until Christmas day June that's fine him why what do you mean why we have to get out of them it is a matter what time we're stuck in or what place clothes were stuck in it together anyone who's ever said to me but no we'll get you another job do not me I mean lovey – listen to me this isn't about us this is about you and what is gonna happen in seven minutes we don't get you back in time aha the old jackhammer to cease to exist so so if you cease to exist that means you were never married oh god let's go Sonny Susy so my daughter never be you can't do that see that's unacceptable that's me that's what they but not her because she's special I promise you makes the world a better place to live in get back over here hey not gonna take my daughter with me it's Christmas I get it jack 15 seconds we better go now huh probably but it'll be fine waited to stop me future teacher people certainly know how to minimus Sam oh hey just did a great job that other guys is rotten but she's asked you have done the most selfish thing anyone has ever done in the history of time and I checked yeah well I'm not sorry for what I did I know and that's why you're being replaced you can't replace me why not I've been doing this for 2,000 years who could possibly be qualified to replace me well he held a meeting and decided on someone with a strong spirit someone who would appreciate the past for what it is someone who in retrospect has been overlooked and neglected for 2,000 years that's right the head office decided in looking best you've been deprived of the past for so long would be granted the knowledge of all of it what about me what am I supposed to do don't worry we have a position all lined up for you chippie she'll be fine she was just given the memories of our civilization give her a moment to adjust that's me it's Christmas you get to go home [Applause] oh it's here it's still here what a night huh it was great what you said to your wife was pretty good it felt good look Jack you or not yeah you don't have to say anything I get it just try not to forget me I won't I will always remember you know that I can Merry Christmas jack god bless us everyone [Applause] what is it well it's Christmas say it's Christmas though great perfect thank you oh are you drunk no no I haven't had a drink since 1978 look dad I'm sorry for calling you a psycho oh don't be sorry because I was a psycho I was a crazy psycho you are drunk no no Christmas should never be forgotten it's a time to be kind as strangers and celebrate life Merry Christmas sweetheart Merry Christmas dad okay go get changed where we going we're gonna go spread some Christmas joy are you kidding me [Applause] Merry Christmas [Applause] you you

38 thoughts on “Chasing Christmas – Full Comedy Movie

  1. Chasing Christmas 2005…I miss the mid and early 2000's….I was so much happier then, life was purer and better then.

  2. Thank you for the laugh. On opening shots of his kitchen there are (NO) wires on set setting in kitchen. How did it turn on or turn off? Watch back of set as he enters kitchen. ROFL

  3. The ghost of the present is a lovely lady .
    She deserved to be ghost of the past .
    But another ending would have also been nice .

  4. Epic fail on the ending (writers & production dropped the ball), but, the middle parts had some fun moments. Movie title: "Chasing Christmas" (lead actor is Tom Arnold).

  5. There is no such thing as "CHRIST"mas without CHRIST JESUS! Would that all people would trash that santa LIE and thank God for His Son!

  6. Poor kids, they were just trying to be nice with giving him the snowman!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  7. THANK YOU Best Documentary for this movie upload. Really enjoy the simple fun of this film using Christmas Carol with creative adaptation. Other than The Christmas Tree Miracle (2013) with the adorable darling 6 year old Nina played by Siomha Kenney

  8. another Christmas movie where the weather looks like could be California; sunny and warm yet the characters are sometimes wearing toques and coats…or where there is clearly fake snow but everyone is walking around in summery to Fall clothing….lol…..love the movies though.

  9. 48:08 –48:09 On the left hand corner You can see one of the crew members removing something as it was seen in the shot. Can't believe they actually kept it in the final shot.
    Great movie. Tom Arnold is a great actor. 😛

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