Good Morning Hank it’s Thursday It’s the Fourth day of Pizza-mas and I have just one thing to say. “YYAAAAAaaaAAA!” “YYAAAAAAAA!” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!” “YAAAAAAAAA!” Thank you for including this in your video, Hank, because I actually think about this man a lot. I call him Cheez Doodles Guy, and my current number one goal in life, is to someday be as excited about something as Cheez Doodles guy is about Cheez Doodles. But it’s a weird facet of human brains that some things cause that joyful excitement, and others don’t. Like today, the World Health Organization announced that maternal death over the last 25 years has fallen 44% worldwide. This is amazing news, arguably even better news than discovering Cheez Doodles in Antarctica. And yet while I am encouraged by this news, I am not Cheez Doodles Guy excited about it, which is so weird. Humans are so weird. But anyway, Hank, this video isn’t about Cheez Doodles. It’s Thursday! It’s Question Thursday, the day that I answer real questions from real NerdFighters. Let’s get right to it. Why did you shave your beard? I just started to like it! Mostly for the mustache joke, but also it was kinda itchy. Who is your least favorite Beatle, and what is your least favorite color? Ringo Silver. That’s a funny name. I feel like Ringo Silver would have a mustache, and maybe a curious hat, and a pet monkey and together they would solve crimes. Hey, how many Pizza John shirts can you wear at the same time? Oh, I can wear all of them and fairly comfortably as it turns out. Nonetheless, I think I’m gonna stick with just the one for now. Do you know anymore dad jokes? I feel like dad jokes aren’t something you know so much as they’re something you are. Like every time I’m putting away the dishes, I always say, “Tupperware, tupperware, tupper-here!” And then I go to the tupperware drawer, And then Sarah looks at me with just… absolute disgust. Pizza, or- Pizza! It’s always pizza! How do you feel about vegetables? They’re great on pizza! What should I get my boyfriend for Christmas? Might I recommend Pizza John shoelaces, the perfect gift for someone who has everything, except for a way to keep their shoes on, available only during Pizzamas, at dftba.com. What’s your opinion on licorice? Strongly in favor! How do you become well-read? I don’t know. I mostly read books that are recommended to me by people that I trust, but I will give you a book recommendation. This amazing, weird, sci-fi book, Midnight Robber, I love it. Would you consider getting a real tattoo, now that you’ve gotten a fake one? Well, I don’t think my tattoo is fake. It was just made with water instead of ink. So it’s not technically visible, but it’s still real. I would consider getting more invisible tattoos. What do you think about ducks? Well I spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about what happens to them when the pond freezes over in winter, I’ll tell you that. How do you become okay with being truly alone? Okay, so I would argue that you’re both never and always truly alone. Like you’re always truly alone in the sense that no one can ever fully comprehend your experience, or live inside your consciousness. But you’re also never truly alone, because just like by virtue of living or having left that comment, you’re part of this massive, interconnected web of life on earth. And that web is grateful to have you here And when I can remember that, it helps give me the energy to connect more meaningfully with other people, whether it’s online or in real life. And in turn that makes me more aware of this big web that I’m part of, which makes me feel less alone. What is the opposite of guacamole? Elomacaug. In 50 years, what country do you think will be the world’s biggest superpower? In general, I think that nation-states will be slightly less important than they are now, but I’m gonna say, India. What’s your favorite research chemical? What am I? Walter White? What should I get my girlfriend for our three-year anniversary? Let me answer your question with a question. Does your girlfriend enjoy drinking liquids? Because if so, she might enjoy this Pizza John travel mug, available for preorder only during Pizzamas at dftba.com How do I deal with the death of my cactus? Well, things will get easier with time, but I think for a while at least, you’re gonna feel a little prickly. I’m sorry, I hate myself. Do you still have any leftover Halloween candy? If you mean, does your two-year-old daughter still have some leftover Halloween candy, and you eat it occasionally because she’s two, and won’t notice, then yes. Hank, happy Pizzamas! Yaaaaaah! Nah. You know, I’m excited about Pizzamas, I’m just not that excited. I’ll see you tomorrow.
OH MY WORD ALICE IS TWO WHATISTHISWORLD I THOUGHT SHE WAS BORN LIKE LAST WEEK I AM TOO ASTONISHED FOR PUNCTUATUON!
The nerdbaby is two.
Time is so WEIRD.
I just want to point out the fact that John on the left is more echoey than John on the right…
that was a catcher in the rye reference wasn't it
John thinks India can be a superpower in 50 years. That makes me feel oddly patriotic even though I'm not very convinced that being a superpower nation is such a positive outcome for any nation.
casually references catcher in the rye
Pizza comprises the food pyramid which is why we cut slices that shape
Can I be in a question video
I really want some pizza.
Thanks for answering our nerdfighter questions.
Catcher in the Rye reference for the win
i'm so happy Cheez doodles guy is now something i'm aware of. Many happies.
nice catcher reference you nerd
2:15 low key catcher in the rye allusion had me dying….
AHHH! Catcher in the Rye quote….
Were you not cheese doodle excited about Alice and Henry? Like maybe you didn't scream when they popped out of the womb but I figure that's more because screaming in hospitals is reserved for the person in labor.
I was cheese doodle guy excited about Pizzamis I yelled happy Pizzamas at all my friends extremely loudly during our lunch break at school on the first day
anyone else notice that Hank didn't post a Friday pizzamas?
Nothing is better than cheese doodles….. Nothing 0-0
Okay maybe some things……
I was really upset the other day because my cactus died, and I'll admit the joke made me laugh.
RIP my little cactus friend
"humans are so wEird"
Eureka moment
oh oh oh, that was holden caulfield. the ducks question – the answer was from catcher in the rye. *i got excited about that*
When did John start wearing hipster glasses?
Ringo Silver definitely reminds me of Duke Silver.
also, a 10 year old at my ballet studio told me, "my dad says that!" after I made what happened to be a Dad joke…
John Green! Hello! I am one of your newest Nerdfighters. How do I ask you questions?
Mainly liking for the two year old candy theft affinity.
As soon as I heard the word ducks, I knew that a Catcher in the Rye reference was coming.
As a Catholic Nerdfighter, I feel uncomfortable about the concept of Pizzamass. It seems to me as a way of tirivalize and even mock one of the most important beliefs of my religion (the incarnation of God) and it's traditions.
Beyond glad the beard is dead.
that "Catcher In The Rye" reference tho… smokin
fuck u
I was like superpower? I hope it's teleportation! And then I realized you were talking about most powerful nation/empire.
I will be amazing at dad jokes. When I don't know where to put something I ask my mom "Where does dis go in the disco?"
Sweet Catcher in the Rye reference at 2:15
"I'm sorry, I hate myself" hahaha i love you
OMG HE LIKES RINGO TO?
FANDOM BOND HUG
Got too excited while thinking about the salamander guy from Ringo as Ringo (the Beatle) but painted silver. I haven't even seen that movie. What's wrong with me.
'humans are so weird'- john green
love this
OMG the catcher in the rye reference!
hello john green i am a friend and i wanna know who is your favorite character or characters from star wars?
why will india be a superpower
#catcherintheryereference
the maternal death news is good news, hearing it gave me relief more than excitement. i think it would be hard to be cheeze doodle level excited about something that isn't happening to you personally in that moment.
liked it for the dad joke. I laughed, and now I am ashamed.
John. Thank you. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Embrace the dad jokes so I can live vicariously through you seeing as I cannot, and never will be, a dad.
John I was wondering. How many money do you make out of the purchase of one of your books?
I approve of your dad jokes 😂👌🏽
"That web is thankful to have you here"
Thank you.
I took a break from vlogbrother for a while. i dont know why but, John Has a daughter now?
He said India. I'm happier than I should be.
this video was very therapeutic. in both an introspective and outward looking way. thank you
Two-part question: Do you think America would be different if we lived in a matriarchal society? If so, in what ways?
Did… did you just make a Catcher in the Rye joke?
I'm Cheez Doodles excited that John expects India to become the next superpower!!!!!!!
CATCHER IN THE RYE REFERENCE YAS
Watch the smash documentary & make a video on it!
Ringo is your least favorite Beatle. That's crap!
Thank you, John Green for answering my boyfriend's question, because I do in fact enjoy drinking liquids and on our 3 year anniversary I became the happy owner of a Pizza John travel mug!
YES CATCHER IN TGE RYE REFERENCE IS EVEN BETTER THAN FINDING CHEESEDOODLES! 🙂
"What do you think about ducks?"
Oh, I know which fandom asked that.
Those bloodthirsty little beasts.
Never trust a duck.
just love that guy's energ
Me and my Language Arts Class Love the Cheese doodles Guy and all of your videos you guys are awesome ! 🙂
why is the outsiders considered a great book?
DFTBA nerdfighters
OMG is that a beer sword?!?!?!
Question for John Green; Is there a point to making all the love relationships in your books wonderful sounding and completely enviable? Because I am a nerd (100%) and the guy I like is a nerd (110%) and he is what you call and oblivious male. Thoughts?
QUESTION: Do dead people have rights?
lol why do you love cheese doodles
THE CATCHER IN THE RYE REFERENCE NICE
and thus a character for John's new book is born. #RingoSilver
Ducks!!
I love the very subtle advertising XD
remember The Pwning of Oprah
"well, I spent an inordiante amount of time thinking about what happens to them when the bond freezes over in winter," Was that a Catcher in the Rye reference? If so, I think I love John ever more right now, if that is even possible
It's currently 3:03 am and I can not fall asleep. The only social medias I have are YouTube, Spotify, and Pinterest. I started reading Looking for Alaska and I'm excited for it. So here I am, watching the Vlogbrothers, as a slightly tired, yet, fully awake Nerdfighter who desperately wants to sleep.
apparently Google is not nerdfighter… and I feel dumb for asking, but when did the Yeti have another baby?
1:40…did he have to order a pizza for that joke or was it digorno?
did anyone catch tha Catcher in the Rye reference?
have you read the percy jackson series? and if not will you?
What if my girlfriend likes drinking solids
I just TCITR for the first time, and I'm rewatching videos so I can understand you references
I feel like Ringo Silver would be played by Sam Elliott
fast forward 5 years. She has seen this video. she has seen all the videos. She counts her candy individually from age 7 until sheis to old to trick or treat. You continue to eat her candy anyway.
look to the bacteria sitting next to me I appreciate you.
lol catcher in the rye references
Ringo is so underrated…
omg he said India!!
Yessss Midnight Robber!
When John said India, I fangirled weirdly, but boy did that make me happy. Thanks John, I hope that what you think does happen!
BUT I LOVE RINGO JOOOOHN
i would like to add that it has snowed in houston texas and i am cheez doodle guy excited about it
John's awake.
Hello John, good evening. Could you possibly make a video about why you think India will be the next global superpower? As an Indian resident myself, it took me by surprise. A lot of us are surprised whenever anybody says that. It'll be nice to hear your objective opinion. Thanks, and don't forget to be awesome!
I've recently been rewatching a lot of your guys' old videos, and I have yet to be as excited about something as Cheese Doodles Guy is about Cheese Doodles.
Was that a Catcher in the Rye reference at 2:18?
You suck dude
3:00 occurred before the clear rise in nationalism across the world
yup he's right about india
India? elaborate please
Lets be honest, we are all more gratfull for for some thqt for others. And while I was making this comment you made the prickly joke and I almost died LingMAO.
how did I misunderstand like 2 of the questions?
I honestly didn't even think of the Band and was quite confused what kind of Beatle a Ringo is… (for a second there at least)
also I thought about Superheros powers and not countries …