we’re gonna move on to, uh, our little Secret Stand-Up
segment. I don’t know
if you guys have seen this. We have MMA legend Chuck Liddell
doing stand-up. -Oh, wow. -We, uh–
We took him to the stage at the Comedy Store,
and we put an earpiece. Whitney Cummings and I feed him
jokes from a different room. He has no idea
what we’re gonna say. He has to repeat it. And the crowd doesn’t know
we’re doing any of this. So, uh, let’s take a look. ♪ ♪ This is where
I’m gonna feed you. -(beep) -So, can you hear that
right there? -I can hear that well.
-Okay, good. You’ll be all right.
Once you’re up there, just– you just repeat it
and there’s nothing to do. Yeah, sounds-sounds like fun. -He’s cute. That helps.
-Yes, very. -Uh…
-All right, see you, buddy. -That is– This is my type.
-(laughs) -That’s enough, Whitney.
-I know, I know. I’m sorry. Time’s up. Give it up, guys. Let’s hear it
for Chuck Liddell. (cheering and applause) Yeah. Hey, what’s up, everybody? What’s up, everybody? It’s me, white Pitbull. It’s me,
white Pitbull. (whooping) No, my name is Chuck Liddell. Now, my name is Chuck Liddell. If you don’t know who I am,
heckle me and you’ll (bleep) find out. Okay, if you don’t know my name,
don’t know who I am, heckle me and you’ll find out. I hope this stand-up comedy goes
better than my Jeopardy tryout. Uh, I hope my stand-up comedy
goes better than my Jeopardy tryout. Boy, stand-up comedy is tough. Boy,
stand-up comedy is tough. You have to be able
to complete a sentence. Just to be able
to complete a sentence. Hey, real quick, has anyone seen my neck? Hey, real quick,
has anyone seen my neck? I had it in the car. -I had it in the car.
-(laughs) I have this thing called RMF. Uh, I have this thing call RMF. Resting Murderer Face. -Resting Murderer Face.
-(laughter) I’m like an intelligent
Rob Gronkowski. It’s like– I’m like
an intelligent Rob Gronkowski. I don’t understand my own jokes.
I hope you do. I don’t understand my own jokes,
but I hope you do. My wife is tough. She’s like
a female Ronda Rousey. My wife is tough. She’s like
a female Ronda Rousey. All right, well, I got to go. Well, I got to go. -I have protein powder.
-I have protein powder. And it’s not gonna snort itself. It’s not gonna snort itself. Thank you! Good night. Thank you, everybody.
Good night. -(cheering and applause)
-Oh, shit. Oh, heart attack. Goddamn. That style is hilarious. -That was fun being out there.
I just– You… -Oh, my God, -you must’ve got… -I’m like–
I’m like– Sometimes I’m like, “Why are they laughing so hard?” You said what everyone
was thinking, -so it was, like, perfect.
-That’s good. It was well done, man.
Good job. -So good.
-That was awesome. -Yeah.