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Cocaine Is a Gateway To Body Piercings – From Andrea Allan’s Comedy EP GONZO


– And then I go to my friend’s, I go to my shitty friend’s house, I’m like, “Hey do you wanna do coke?” And he’s like, “Yeah, I’d love to do coke, ’cause I’m your shitty friend and I’ll always do coke.” And I’m like, “Okay, great.” So we start doing coke, but he also has like a juicer, so we’re like juicing and doing coke. We’re juicing, we’re doing coke. We’re juicing, we’re doing coke. It’s healthy, it’s unhealthy. It’s healthy, it’s unhealthy. It’s healthy, it’s unhealthy. And it’s like the sun is rising and I’m like, “Let me suck your dick. ‘Cause like your my shitty friend so that’s what I’ll do.” But he has like limp coke dick that’s like a water
balloon filled with custard and I’m like just trying to shove it in like, “Come on! Come on!” And then the sun is rising and the coke has run out, and I’m like,
“I need more adrenaline!” So I walk over to Saint Mark’s Place. You know the place with the crust punks? And I let one of them pierce my nipple. On a Sunday afternoon in the daylight.

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