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College Kids Read 10 Funniest Test Answers (REACT)


– I’m so confused.
How is that the first thing you think of?
What is going on with this person? – You know, you may not
get the points, but at least you’re funny. ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ – (FBE) So, a fun thing
on the internet that we’re gonna show you today
is some funny test answers. – Funny test answers?
Oh my gosh, what? That’s so true, though,
’cause I always feel like when I’m taking tests,
people could say anything they want on here. – I love these.
They’re so dumb, yet it can make anyone
just have a moment of happiness in their day. – I have never written
any crazy answers, ’cause I’m too much
of a goodie two shoes. I’m not gonna do that.
I need those good test scores. – I know they’re all gonna
be from little kids that are just being sarcastic
and funny and sometimes do that, but that’s what I love
about little kids. They’re honest. – “Write ‘sn,’ ‘sp,’ or ‘st’
to complete each word.” The first part’s good.
We looking good. – “Write to complete each sentence.
Use the word bank.” Oh my gosh.
Okay, “I got yarn at the bank. Do you like the bank?” – “Put your feet on the bank.
Did you bank the drink?” – This deadass could be
a Lil’ Pump song or something. A Soundcloud rapper getting this
as their lyrics, this is where they get
their inspiration from. It hast to be. – She’s not wrong.
They said to use the word bank, so Emma followed the instructions. – That’s not the kid’s fault.
It says right there, “Use the word bank”
and this person literally thought about it and just
said “screw it” and put the word “bank”
in every one. That’s not the student’s fault.
That’s definitely the teacher’s fault for not
phrasing that sentence right. – “Women should periodically have
a Pap smear test performed to detect cervical cancer.
Which letter indicates the cervix in the diagram below?”
It’s the Lion King. That’s so funny.
Oh my gosh. It’s pretty creative, though. – That’s the best way
to draw one now, I guess. Start off with the cervix
and the vagina, make a lion. – Looks good, I guess. – I’m so confused.
How is that the first thing you think of?
What is going on with this person? – This is amazing for me
just because I feel like this person literally just sat
there in quiet and I’m pretty sure this person
didn’t tell anybody that they thought this diagram
of a vagina looked like a panther, but now the whole world knows. – I mean, I guess if you
don’t know the answers, this is one way to get by
without having a blank. Whatever, works for me.
A+. – “Who would not want
to grade this paper?” “Do not touch.
It’s snot that fell from my nose.” At least they’re being honest. – He’s just trying to be
nice to his teacher, let him know that’s not
an area you wanna touch. – Ah man, we’re so immature
as a generation. It’s not wrong. – It was polite
giving some warning and not just handing it
and he got a 91. That’s a decent human being,
gotta be honest. He owned up to his mistakes.
It’s pretty nice. – Someone did have to touch it
to be able to write the 91 on there though,
so whoever did probably got this dude’s infection
from his snot. I would have just left it blank. – Aw, did he cry while
taking the test? That’s so relevant.
Oh my God, me. Either that or he was
just really sick. I’ll take it as he was crying. – “Can a man still reproduce
with only one testicle.” “No, girls don’t find that
attractive.” – You don’t know.
Other girls might find that attractive.
I’m sure it still works. – This person got half a point
for answering the question, so is he wrong or is she wrong?
Who knows. We’ll never know. – “Nice try, .5”
I guess the teacher was nice enough to give him credit. – See, that’s what I’m saying.
These test answers, people could literally put
anything that they want. That’s so funny. – You gotta be tight with
your professor to put an answer like that.
You don’t want a professor that you’re not cool with
to think this stuff of you. This is still funny though.
I’ll give it to them. – “What is the highest frequency
noise that a human can register?” “Mariah Carey.”
Yes, I love that. That’s so funny. – A hundred percent correct.
Skinny legend Mariah Carey is the only thing that ever
goes as high as possible, ’cause you can’t even hear her
half the time. – That’d be funny if that
was the teacher’s reply. Like, “Oh yes, I agree.
I stand– we stand.” – Wait, didn’t she mess up
at a Christmas special a couple years ago,
’cause she couldn’t sing? So I don’t understand why
this person put Mariah Carey if she can’t sing
in public anymore. – I’d have to disagree with that.
I feel like it’d be Freddy Mercury.
– ♪ Ayo ♪ – At least there was hearts.
She put hearts, so it made it look cute,
so I would give extra credit and for the good handwriting. – “What did you learn about
Earth Day that you did not already know?
In what situation might this new information be useful?” – “I did not know Earth Day
was April 22. It might be useful
in a trivia game.” The teacher’s probably like,
“Not what I was looking for, but it’s not wrong.” – This is true.
You never know, trivia games are weird
and a lot of random questions and this might be some
useful information, so kudos to this person. – Gotta be retaining that knowledge,
’cause you never know when the opportunity strikes
to be in a trivia game and you’re gonna need that
and you’re gonna be happy that you learned it. – She’s thinking smart,
’cause you never know when you’re gonna be on
that trivia game. A million dollars on the line,
“When is Earth Day?” She’s ready.
That’s my type of girl right there. – I can see HQ or something
like that just asking this question and then he gets it.
I learned something today, April 22, all right. – This is a lot, ’cause first
it’s math that I do not understand. That’s in another language.
That’s why I don’t understand. – So, it looks like maybe
they were writing out an answer, but they didn’t know it,
so they covered it up with “Top secret” and then
act like they spilled coffee on it just to make it look like
their answers were messed up and to be funny because
they didn’t know what the answer was. – I like the top secret one though.
That’s smart. I should do that when
I don’t know the answer. – The teacher didn’t even
appreciate his time to do that, not like the other teacher
that put “Nice try.” He just put an X through it.
You ruined his artwork. You couldn’t even have put
that on the side, a little X that said
“No points.” – I wish I was this smart
and had this kind of intellect to put these answers,
because I feel like there are some professors out there
that will appreciate your effort and just give you
at least the point, but that’s really rare,
so I don’t recommend that, but I would definitely
do that. – You don’t know the answer,
way to go. You might not get the points,
but at least you’re funny. If I was a teacher,
I’d look at this and be like, “[Bleep] dumb, but it’s good.”
I’d honestly give half credit if I was a teacher.
That’s hilarious. – “I think my mom should
do less of this.” “Drink wine.”
Oh my God, does the mom talk about it all the time
to their kid that they know that they can’t drink wine?
That’s so funny. – I know it’s supposed to be funny,
but this kid is dealing with an alcoholic parent.
That’s not fun. That’s so sad. – Oh no.
You already know this mom got called into a parent
teacher conference. She said, “Do you have
a problem?” – Here’s the thing though,
aren’t teachers mandated reporters so if their kid
says something really bad, the teacher has to report it?
So now what if because of this, that child has no mom? – Well, you’re drawing her
pretty happy. I don’t know why you would
wanna take your mom’s happiness away.
If you did this and she was actually sad,
I could see why, but I mean, let the mom
by happy. – If you’re drinking so much
that your kid notices, maybe take it down a notch,
but at least her mom still looks cute.
She got hearts. She got a nice, yellow background. – “The difference between
180 and 158 is 22. Explain how you found
your answer in Problem 4.” “Math.”
Those were always the worst questions
when you find the answer and then they’re like,
explain how you got there. It’s like, really?
I had to do all the work, now I just have to tell you
about all the work? They’re all, “Math.” – I’m not even gonna try
to see if that’s right, actually. “Explain how you found
your answer in Problem 4.” “Math,” yeah.
There’s no other explanation. Math is the solution
to everything. – Math seems more to the point.
I would have stuck with that. – Technically, he’s not wrong,
so I don’t see how this is a bad answer.
I wish I had the nerve to do that,
’cause sometimes you really just want to. – Why would you write more
when you could just write “Math?” It’s simple logic and I think
that deserves credit. – Is this person wrong?
They’re not, right? And so, sometimes you just
gotta work smarter, not harder and this is one of those examples
and it worked out. – “What do we call the science
of classifying living things?” “Racism.”
Damn, this kid woke. – That’s so funny,
’cause it’s kinda true. Oh my gosh. – In what stance are we
classifying those living things? I mean, he’s not wrong,
so if he wants to elaborate on his thesis, I think
he could get away with it. – Oh my God, we classify
things? We’re all racists.
We classify bugs on the color of their shields
and stuff. That’s [bleep] up.
That’s dark. – That’s too deep,
but he’s not wrong, so gotta give him points for it. – Not a good answer,
but it’s a truthful answer, which we all can learn from,
so this kid’s living in 3018 making sure we all know
that we’re classifying this way. We need to stop. – These were actually pretty cool.
I think my favorite was the top secret one
and the coffee spilled on there. I’ma have to take that
for a college exam. – I think they’re really witty
and I think really witty answers deserve points and that’s
why I would give all these kids five out of fives. – Whenever you’re having
a bad day, looking through any of these can just
lighten the mood, make you just that much
happier. – People are so witty
and they’re bold to write these things on their answers.
Me, goodie two shoes in school, I would never do that,
but that’s so funny that people actually did it
and I think the cutest ones are the kids when they
think that they’re being right, but they’re actually wrong
and it’s just so funny. – Thank you guys for watching.
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  2. I once drew a camel on an AP Exam cause I had no idea what I was doing. It covered the whole page 😂
    Edit: it was the AP Calc BC exam

  3. I believe the first one is my friend's Emma is so cute and adorable. When I met her at summer camp she will draw things and then sign it just like that 😂😂

  4. I litterally had a fangirl for a teacher when I was in elementary school who gave extra points on a test for drawing TERMINATOR because we were working with terminating numbers and she was a sifi geek.

  5. Wait… Did Alberto just say he likes little kids 😂 in every other video he’s literally always saying how much he hates kids 💀

  6. 7:46 "Math is the solution to everything."

    So true. Probably people will now realize that 1+1+1 = 3 not 1! Just saying….

  7. I remember a long time ago in kindergarten. They told me what is 3 + 2 and I put five… then it told me how to explain I put "I counted with my fingers"

    Wait I forgot something and then the teacher laughed at me!😂🤣😂🤣

  8. Once in Geography we had the subject "volcanos" and wrote a test.
    One of the questions were "The floor is lava. Why can't you day “the floor is magma”?"

    The teacher corrected the tests and bursted out laughing when she saw that my bestie wrote "because that's not how the game works" as an answer.

  9. 7:24 I’ve actually done this many times….. I mean at the very least I’d be more specific and say subtraction, addition, etc. Most of the time lol.

  10. 7:23 I could get away with that because The teacher puts the anwser up on the board and then we check are own work and problems like that are "sample anwsers" which can't be wrong LOL

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