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Comedian K. Trevor Wilson Performs Stand-up


OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY GENTLEMAN FROM TORONTO. HIS ALBUM “SEX-COP FIRE-PENIS” IS AVAILABLE ON ITUNES NOW. PLEASE WELCOME K. TREVOR WILSON!>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH, FOLKS. I’LL TELL YOU GUYS A BIT ABOUT MYSELF. I WAS BORN INTO AN ODDLY RELIGIOUS FAMILY. AND I USE THE TERM “ODDLY RELIGIOUS” BECAUSE I WAS BORN A CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST. THANK YOU. A LOT OF PEOPLE CONFUSE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE WITH SCIENTOLOGY. THEY ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT RELIGIONS. SCIENTOLOGY IS A RELIGION THAT WAS STARTED BY SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR L. RON HUBBARD. AND THEY PRACTICE UNDER THE BELIEF THAT MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO, ALIENS WERE DROPPED INTO VOLCANOES HERE ON EARTH AND NOW THEIR SPIRITS ROAM THE PLANET CAUSING BAD THINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] CHRISTIAN SCIENCE IS MUCH MUCH STUPIDER. [ LAUGHTER ] CHRISTIAN SCIENCE IS A SECT OF CHRISTIANITY STARTED BY A WOMAN NAMED MARY BAKER EDDY AND THEY PRACTICE UNDER THE BELIEF THAT THEY DON’T HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR OR USE MEDICINE. THEY BELIEVE THEY CAN CURE ALL ILLNESSES THROUGH THE HEALING POWER OF PRAYER. SO NEEDLESS TO SAY, MOST OF MY FAMILY IS DEAD. [ LAUGHTER ] TURNS OUT DOCTORS ARE WICKED IMPORTANT, PLEASE GO SEE THEM. THOSE DIPLOMAS WERE VERY HARD TO GET. GROWING UP I HAD A NICKNAME. MY NICKNAME WAS “BIG TREV.” IT WAS THE MOST UNNECESSARY NICKNAME I’VE EVER HAD, CUZ I DIDN’T HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS NAMED TREV. I WAS THE ONLY ONE. YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO PUT A SIZE DISCLAIMER IN FRONT OF MY NAME. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU COULD JUST SAY “TREV,” I KNEW WHO YOU MEANT. I GET IT, I’M A WEIRD-LOOKING GUY. I LOOK LIKE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF “GAME OF THRONES” AND “DUCK DYNASTY” HAD A BABY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. NO, I’M VERY AWARE OF MY APPEARANCE. I LOOK LIKE I RECENTLY QUIT A BLUES TRAVELER COVER BAND TO JOIN A MUMFORD AND SONS COVER BAND. [ LAUGHTER ] I LOOK LIKE I HAVE VERY STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THE SHOW “ICE ROAD TRUCKERS.” [ LAUGHTER ] A LOT OF MY FRIENDS TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A PRO WRESTLER BUT NOT A GOOD ONE. I LOOK LIKE THE GUYS THAT USED TO LOSE EVERY SATURDAY AFTERNOON WRESTLING. YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THOSE GUYS. THEY WERE THE ONES WHO DIDN’T HAVE A THEME SONG, OR A NICKNAME. THEY WERE JUST WAITING THERE IN THE RING WHEN THEY CAME BACK FROM A COMMERCIAL BREAK. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT’S HOW YOU KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO LOSE EVERY WEEK, THEY WERE ALREADY THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY’D GET THE SADDEST INTRODUCTION IN WRESTLING, JUST “ALREADY IN THE RING, WEIGHING IN AT 275 POUNDS FROM SCOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!” [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] YOU JUST KNEW. THE NEXT PERSON COMING THROUGH THOSE CURTAINS WAS KICKING THE CRAP OUTTA SCOTT. I’M A FAT GUY, IT’S WHAT I AM. AND I SAY “FAT” I’M NOT ONE OF THOSE FAT GUYS WHO MAKES UP FAKE TERMS TO PRETEND HE’S NOT FAT. LIKE FLUFFY, OR BIG-BONED. YOU’RE NOT BIG-BONED. DO YOU HAVE A BIG, ROUND STOMACH? YEAH THAT’S NOT A BONE. [ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE ON THIS PLANET HAS A ROUND, SQUISHY STOMACH BONE, THAT’S NOT A REAL THING. I HAVE A ROUND, SQUISHY STOMACH AND I’LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, THIS IS NOT MADE OUT OF BONE. IT’S MADE OUT OF BEER AND PUDDING. [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I BUILT IT MYSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] YOU CAN’T OFFEND ME WITH FAT. I DID THIS TO ME. I WASN’T IN A COMA BEING FORCE-FED CAKES THROUGH A FUNNEL. I WAS AWAKE FOR EVERY DELICIOUS MORSEL AS I MASHED IT INTO MY HEAD. IF I’M HONEST, I’M AT MY OLDEST AND MY FATTEST RIGHT NOW. I’VE APEXED. I REACHED THE PEAK. I AM A BIT SURPRISED WHEN I LOOK BACK AT MY SMALLEST, HOW FAR I LET MYSELF GO. BECAUSE AT MY SMALLEST I WAS 8 POUNDS, 9 OUNCES. [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST DON’T SEE MYSELF GETTING BACK TO THAT SIZE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR HAVING ME, FOLKS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VERY FUNNY.

100 thoughts on “Comedian K. Trevor Wilson Performs Stand-up

  1. what's with the laugh track? does everyone in the audience actually laugh enthusiastically then promptly fade out before the next line? This guy's funny, but this is the best audience ever!!

  2. I can't believe it's 2019 I have never heard of this guy until now. I'm so sad about everything I've missed and yet so happy that he's here now.

  3. didddddddd ya ever notice….that squirrely dan loses his accents when he's doin' stand ups?

    kinda makes a feller wonder

  4. Funny comedian, shitty show…Did you ever notice… when you wants to support a guy you likes, some asshat cry baby gets the add revenue…kinda makes a fella wonder

  5. Wait!!!! Was this a comedy diss at gabriel iglesias? Is there such a thing? Fuckin comedy diss lool

  6. So disappointed he never said "Diiiiiiddd you ever notice?" as part of his routine. Pitter patter squirrelly dan!

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