Anecdota

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Comedian Rob Schneider will be performing at the Comedy Show


>>Everybody is>>Everybody is
literally going crazy or a good>>Everybody is
literally going crazy or a good
year here was this year you’re literally going crazy or a good
year here was this year you’re
not a turn and turn off over on year here was this year you’re
not a turn and turn off over on
airplane That’s that’s a good not a turn and turn off over on
airplane That’s that’s a good
idea. So this is Rob Schneider airplane That’s that’s a good
idea. So this is Rob Schneider
have you met knowing they were idea. So this is Rob Schneider
have you met knowing they were
not welcome into our living have you met knowing they were
not welcome into our living
actor has won the game not welcome into our living
actor has won the game
yesterday. Oh my God still a actor has won the game
yesterday. Oh my God still a
memo says that guy’s got to yesterday. Oh my God still a
memo says that guy’s got to
come in and you can have a look memo says that guy’s got to
come in and you can have a look
at some gone abroad at come in and you can have a look
at some gone abroad at
this point. He is really at some gone abroad at
this point. He is really
something I mean these this point. He is really
something I mean these
attention from all over the something I mean these
attention from all over the
country and that you hear like attention from all over the
country and that you hear like
a pouring company actually country and that you hear like
a pouring company actually
wanted to hire him. A foreign a pouring company actually
wanted to hire him. A foreign
company or are yeah wanted to hire him. A foreign
company or are yeah
for what I’m not quite sure company or are yeah
for what I’m not quite sure
what they wanted him to do what for what I’m not quite sure
what they wanted him to do what
I was getting those what they wanted him to do what
I was getting those
endorsements because you know I was getting those
endorsements because you know
when you first start out you’re endorsements because you know
when you first start out you’re
not the starting quarterback when you first start out you’re
not the starting quarterback
it’s tough to get those not the starting quarterback
it’s tough to get those
endorsements the and flow well it’s tough to get those
endorsements the and flow well
what about the Foreign endorsements the and flow well
what about the Foreign
Ministry, yet one sure we’ll what about the Foreign
Ministry, yet one sure we’ll
have others then you can Ministry, yet one sure we’ll
have others then you can
actually take it. have others then you can
actually take it.
You know, I’m sure that’s the actually take it.
You know, I’m sure that’s the
one he’s most proud You know, I’m sure that’s the
one he’s most proud
one day one day knows that his one he’s most proud
one day one day knows that his
dad’s friends in the end the one day one day knows that his
dad’s friends in the end the
crowd was great, I know any so dad’s friends in the end the
crowd was great, I know any so
young but that mustache makes crowd was great, I know any so
young but that mustache makes
people look a little older young but that mustache makes
people look a little older
looks if you can rock that do people look a little older
looks if you can rock that do
it you know I get a little looks if you can rock that do
it you know I get a little
thing to age and you know, it you know I get a little
thing to age and you know,
but I’m I’m Asian but I’m not thing to age and you know,
but I’m I’m Asian but I’m not
Asian enough for can actually but I’m I’m Asian but I’m not
Asian enough for can actually
help me oh oh yeah, you know, Asian enough for can actually
help me oh oh yeah, you know,
but yeah I just don’t get it help me oh oh yeah, you know,
but yeah I just don’t get it
off like I don’t have a lot of chest hair. chest hair.
>>Because it’s like I’ll show chest hair.
>>Because it’s like I’ll show
you just a little like a>>Because it’s like I’ll show
you just a little like a
you are in our living room, I you just a little like a
you are in our living room, I
get like that. you are in our living room, I
get like that.
>>We can show. get like that.
>>We can show.
I’ve talked to and charges just>>We can show.
I’ve talked to and charges just
okay all right Chris, he put I’ve talked to and charges just
okay all right Chris, he put
under immense I mean he’s. okay all right Chris, he put
under immense I mean he’s.
>>I think he’s going is going under immense I mean he’s.
>>I think he’s going is going
to great and you know 74%>>I think he’s going is going
to great and you know 74%
completion for like a to great and you know 74%
completion for like a
it’s amazing, I know nothing completion for like a
it’s amazing, I know nothing
about football, but that all it’s amazing, I know nothing
about football, but that all
sounds really good looks like about football, but that all
sounds really good looks like
well I think I is throwing a sounds really good looks like
well I think I is throwing a
ball to people they’re catching well I think I is throwing a
ball to people they’re catching
it morally this is what I know ball to people they’re catching
it morally this is what I know
it’s not very complicated be it morally this is what I know
it’s not very complicated be
honest with a man but when they it’s not very complicated be
honest with a man but when they
get hit, I said you guys are honest with a man but when they
get hit, I said you guys are
the same color jerseys him get hit, I said you guys are
the same color jerseys him
Eastern to root for them to the same color jerseys him
Eastern to root for them to
tell you know they were Tr Eastern to root for them to
tell you know they were Tr
Knight, yeah, a lot of drunk tell you know they were Tr
Knight, yeah, a lot of drunk
people this morning from Knight, yeah, a lot of drunk
people this morning from
Tennessee at the hotel trying people this morning from
Tennessee at the hotel trying
to get to the plane this Tennessee at the hotel trying
to get to the plane this
morning. If they’re piling into to get to the plane this
morning. If they’re piling into
the elevator I literally they morning. If they’re piling into
the elevator I literally they
recognize you no they did that the elevator I literally they
recognize you no they did that
go oh yeah because then you recognize you no they did that
go oh yeah because then you
would have gotten I had to had go oh yeah because then you
would have gotten I had to had
I’m able to do this what they would have gotten I had to had
I’m able to do this what they
had in over more of the and now I’m able to do this what they
had in over more of the and now
they just think you’re like a had in over more of the and now
they just think you’re like a
regular guy at fortune, this they just think you’re like a
regular guy at fortune, this
might have been the same colors regular guy at fortune, this
might have been the same colors
that so the thought I was like might have been the same colors
that so the thought I was like
a crime with them. OK so OK so that so the thought I was like
a crime with them. OK so OK so
I tell you I looked you up a crime with them. OK so OK so
I tell you I looked you up
even I I knew you were I was I tell you I looked you up
even I I knew you were I was
here for the Super Bowl you even I I knew you were I was
here for the Super Bowl you
guys had a Super Bowl. Yeah, here for the Super Bowl you
guys had a Super Bowl. Yeah,
you guys were not guys had a Super Bowl. Yeah,
you guys were not
the roads. You guys were you guys were not
the roads. You guys were
already at the stadium and the roads. You guys were
already at the stadium and
everything nobody told already at the stadium and
everything nobody told
the roads. The roads because he everything nobody told
the roads. The roads because he
had an aunt the roads. The roads because he
had an aunt
and I want to say whoever had a had an aunt
and I want to say whoever had a
liver own the company that and I want to say whoever had a
liver own the company that
orange cones and have you ever liver own the company that
orange cones and have you ever
lose her lately you know you orange cones and have you ever
lose her lately you know you
get you know you get to the lose her lately you know you
get you know you get to the
stadium. Follow those orange get you know you get to the
stadium. Follow those orange
cones but I will every way to a stadium. Follow those orange
cones but I will every way to a
giant orange going to make a cones but I will every way to a
giant orange going to make a
right and have see yeah and giant orange going to make a
right and have see yeah and
they’re everywhere they they right and have see yeah and
they’re everywhere they they
don’t go anywhere. They say they’re everywhere they they
don’t go anywhere. They say
they’re like them in our city don’t go anywhere. They say
they’re like them in our city
like are dry. they’re like them in our city
like are dry.
So tell me what you been up to like are dry.
So tell me what you been up to
because is Adam Sandler to call So tell me what you been up to
because is Adam Sandler to call
you just did a movie called because is Adam Sandler to call
you just did a movie called
Huby hollowing out. you just did a movie called
Huby hollowing out.
>>It’s a new one that’s coming Huby hollowing out.
>>It’s a new one that’s coming
out next hollowing out>>It’s a new one that’s coming
out next hollowing out
yeah, yeah. out next hollowing out
yeah, yeah.
>>I mean these like your but yeah, yeah.
>>I mean these like your but
nobody a 30 years now it’s nice>>I mean these like your but
nobody a 30 years now it’s nice
though right to be able to work nobody a 30 years now it’s nice
though right to be able to work
with someone you really trust though right to be able to work
with someone you really trust
in It’s just nice to with someone you really trust
in It’s just nice to
be working. in It’s just nice to
be working.
>>In the event of a busy I be working.
>>In the event of a busy I
have like I have a 3 year old>>In the event of a busy I
have like I have a 3 year old
as I am I’ll talk have like I have a 3 year old
as I am I’ll talk
about that designer in a secure as I am I’ll talk
about that designer in a secure
7 are up in the US are I’m a 3 about that designer in a secure
7 are up in the US are I’m a 3
year I have a 3 year-old 7 are up in the US are I’m a 3
year I have a 3 year-old
because I’m an idiot year I have a 3 year-old
because I’m an idiot
and apparently. And she’s like because I’m an idiot
and apparently. And she’s like
you know and apparently. And she’s like
you know
this one. We’re not going to you know
this one. We’re not going to
the thing where the the older this one. We’re not going to
the thing where the the older
child has the thing where the the older
child has
you know my my my wife was child has
you know my my my wife was
forcing her to be potty you know my my my wife was
forcing her to be potty
trained. This one we’re not forcing her to be potty
trained. This one we’re not
doing that it’s like it’s going trained. This one we’re not
doing that it’s like it’s going
to be doing that it’s like it’s going
to be
her time. And now she’s 3 and to be
her time. And now she’s 3 and
she’s just not figured it out. her time. And now she’s 3 and
she’s just not figured it out.
It’s like a you’re here at size she’s just not figured it out.
It’s like a you’re here at size
6 diaper they don’t go It’s like a you’re here at size
6 diaper they don’t go
to 7 his foes that figured out 6 diaper they don’t go
to 7 his foes that figured out
by now but yeah, you know if to 7 his foes that figured out
by now but yeah, you know if
you get to keep us appreciate by now but yeah, you know if
you get to keep us appreciate
it. This is it there’s got you get to keep us appreciate
it. This is it there’s got
to 7 even have to borrow Graham it. This is it there’s got
to 7 even have to borrow Graham
us you know a good figure this to 7 even have to borrow Graham
us you know a good figure this
out and pull up For those that us you know a good figure this
out and pull up For those that
use its size it really is out and pull up For those that
use its size it really is
serious thing ever she is so use its size it really is
serious thing ever she is so
sweet in us there is the guy serious thing ever she is so
sweet in us there is the guy
she’s lovely and that Maya my 6 sweet in us there is the guy
she’s lovely and that Maya my 6
year-old is going to be 7. she’s lovely and that Maya my 6
year-old is going to be 7.
And so yeah. year-old is going to be 7.
And so yeah.
It’s going to be about time to And so yeah.
It’s going to be about time to
start dating all be gone so It’s going to be about time to
start dating all be gone so
it’s perfect at that. start dating all be gone so
it’s perfect at that.
So true greats and you do it it’s perfect at that.
So true greats and you do it
through she says So true greats and you do it
through she says
I’m rooting for my dad and I through she says
I’m rooting for my dad and I
don’t know what to say I feel I’m rooting for my dad and I
don’t know what to say I feel
like I can’t talk anymore you don’t know what to say I feel
like I can’t talk anymore you
know, but it’s it’s a it’s all like I can’t talk anymore you
know, but it’s it’s a it’s all
going happy to be here know, but it’s it’s a it’s all
going happy to be here
performing stand-up that’s why going happy to be here
performing stand-up that’s why
I’m here this morning by the performing stand-up that’s why
I’m here this morning by the
way, yes. Given us a chance. I’m here this morning by the
way, yes. Given us a chance.
Now it’s good in a you know way, yes. Given us a chance.
Now it’s good in a you know
people are very angry these Now it’s good in a you know
people are very angry these
days and I don’t think that people are very angry these
days and I don’t think that
that just think there’s like 8. days and I don’t think that
that just think there’s like 8.
>>A group of angry people that just think there’s like 8.
>>A group of angry people
about 4 of the loudest people>>A group of angry people
about 4 of the loudest people
therefore and they they live about 4 of the loudest people
therefore and they they live
and I don’t know if they’re in therefore and they they live
and I don’t know if they’re in
the basement. All and I don’t know if they’re in
the basement. All
the time. But they’re there and the basement. All
the time. But they’re there and
they’re a very active hyper the time. But they’re there and
they’re a very active hyper
active on they’re a very active hyper
active on
social media it’s a you know I active on
social media it’s a you know I
think most people are fine social media it’s a you know I
think most people are fine
and normal. But that just seems think most people are fine
and normal. But that just seems
like it’s a lot of people but I and normal. But that just seems
like it’s a lot of people but I
don’t think it is I hope it’s like it’s a lot of people but I
don’t think it is I hope it’s
not a whole the most of us are don’t think it is I hope it’s
not a whole the most of us are
good people. Yeah, I’m getting not a whole the most of us are
good people. Yeah, I’m getting
a little good people. Yeah, I’m getting
a little
older now so I’m of you know a little
older now so I’m of you know
don’t get around older now so I’m of you know
don’t get around
too much. at the age now so don’t get around
too much. at the age now so
lesser sentence acts as too much. at the age now so
lesser sentence acts as
interested in cookies. lesser sentence acts as
interested in cookies.
>>Oh yes, a semester off of interested in cookies.
>>Oh yes, a semester off of
the net all right. So here>>Oh yes, a semester off of
the net all right. So here
you got oh this is just a taste the net all right. So here
you got oh this is just a taste
don’t you want more don’t you you got oh this is just a taste
don’t you want more don’t you
want more so you can see don’t you want more don’t you
want more so you can see
route tonight and tomorrow at want more so you can see
route tonight and tomorrow at
the company’s owner tickets route tonight and tomorrow at
the company’s owner tickets
range from 30 to 40 bucks worth the company’s owner tickets
range from 30 to 40 bucks worth
what any of it, I know that you range from 30 to 40 bucks worth
what any of it, I know that you
think they should be a little what any of it, I know that you
think they should be a little
more. think they should be a little
more.
>>No no I know that more.
>>No no I know that
I thought it was I thought it

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