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Conceited Crossed the Line With This Momma Joke | Crack Me Up | Episode 1


– You want to ride with a man that’s gon’ pick
you up in a Benz? Or a man you can put
inside your pocket? (laughing) (hip hop music) – [Narrator] This
is Crack Me Up. The show where two
comedians battle to see who has the best
jokes in the school yard. The goal is to make whoever is in the hot seat laugh the most. (chuckling) – Ooh! – [Narrator] The
catch is, the hot seat will try their
hardest not to crack. (bell dings) Round one is a tit for
tat style speed round. The comedians will have 90
seconds to go joke for joke, each laugh gets a point,
most points wins the round. Got it, let’s go. – Read this out loud, go ‘head. – I swear on my mom I will
give you my phone number. – There we go baby
and you want nothing to happen to your
mother, let me get that. (laughing) (Charlie sighing) – [Charlie] S’cuse
me little man, – Boo!
– Oh my God. – My God, look at that waist,
that waist is so snatched, I realize you don’t
have no fat in you. You want some? (laughing) (bell dings) – Baby, our
relationship could be as tight as this (beep) shirt. (laughing)
(bell dings) – That’s pretty tight. – Well Jasmine I just would
like for you to be um, a boo to me and um, why
don’t you let a lad in? ‘Cause you know
Jasmine and Aladdin? Huh, s’cuse me
that just came out. (laughing)
(bell dings) You know what I’m sayin,
that went over that. You feel what I’m sayin’? – Since he did just mention
Jasmine and Aladdin, he probably really
thought that line was going to get cha far. (crickets chirping) (laughing) (buzzer buzzing) – Man, get out of here. – Boo! – How tall are you? – 5’9″. – 5’9″, so you
probably play ball? – No.
– No volley ball nothin’? – Nothin’. – Nothin’ all right
well, if I was a coach I definitely would want your
Jersey, cause I’m a fan. You know what that means, I
want your name and number. (crickets chirping) (buzzer buzzing)
Oh my god, that one? – S’cuse me, um, excuse me. – Name and number? – You said that, he
asked you your height and you said you was 5’9″? Well, you could do nothing
with him ’cause as you can see, he can’t get on the
rides in Six Flags, so you’re a little
too tall (bell ding) to be riding with
this lame right here. You know understand
what I’m sayin’? – So, well, since we are talkin’
about the height difference that just means you know I
can eat (beep) standing up. – Whoah!
(bell dings) (school bell ringing) – Get him out of here! (bell dings)
– [Narrator] In this round, each comedian has 60
uninterrupted seconds to tell their best jokes. Each laugh gets a point,
most points wins the round. (gate clinking) – Any food gettin’ made,
this kid could hear it. He’s so fat the pastor
couldn’t even lift his spirit. (audience laughing) I mean, now I got to rap to ‘im. I’m a black to ‘im. I mean he’s so big he
couldn’t fit in a chat room. (giggling) (bell ding) I mean you were tryna get
her, that won’t be very smart. She said your (beep)
little and black, she call it Kevin Hart. – Ooh!
(bell ding) – Okay, Con, that was cool, but little man you
need to stop it. You want to ride with a man that’s gon pick you up in a Benz Or a man you can put
inside your pocket? (laughing)
(bell ding) I mean what we got, Conceited? He don’t even look the same. Shook this lame. And you know why
you should pick me? ‘Cause we look the same. (bell ding)
(laughing) So I know that you love me, and if me and you in a
relationship, you can trust me. You want a dude
named Charlie Clips or somebody named
Conceited, that’s ugly? (school bell ring)
(laughing) Make the decision. (laughing) – You pick him? – Yes, yes, yes!
– You got that one. – [Narrator] The third
and the final round is called Word Play. In this round, each
comedian will rip off the word they
pull from the hat. Most laughs not only win
the round, but the game. (gate clinking) – Oh, puss- exactly
what you are. For cheatin’, you’re a puss. (buzzer buzzing) – Excuse me, that might
be pus, you better be- (laughing) – Seep, I don’t know
what this means, but it mean you got
to get you some seep. You been up all night. (laughing)
(buzzer beep) – [Conceited] What? – [Charlie] Go to seep. (laughing) – Oh my God. This is what I do to Charlie
Clip’s mother every night: penetrate. – That’s just mean, dude. – That is not–
(buzzer buzzing) You’re not going
to find that funny. – Goat, Rome, that’s
exactly what you laugh like. (laughing) (bell ding) – Oh my God. Family function, you know
look like actually the dude that be on the grill at
the family functions. (laughing)
(bell ding) You cook a hell of a barbecue. You actually?
(laughing) – Plop, the sound my
belly make (laughing) when I take off my belt. (buzzer buzzing) ‘Cause you chubby you
don’t want to laugh at that one, alright? – All right, this is the place where Charlie Clips was born at, he lives at, and goes there
everyday: restaurants. (laughing)
(bell ding) – So you big like
me but you, okay. I’m about to win the
game with this one. I ain’t gon lie, this
might not be a word, this might be a school. – Uvula. (school bell rings)
– Read it. – I went to uvula
and got my degree. (buzzer buzzing) Uvula is the University of LA. – [Narrator] And the
winner is: Conceited. (fence clinking) – Unh, told you! – Conceited?
– Told you. – I’m glad he won, I didn’t
want to celebrate too much my shirt is a little small, I couldn’t really
jump for joy anyways. So much as I would,
don’t touch me! – You couldn’t really jump. – Tell them don’t touch
me, they told me the uvula- – It’s in the mouth (laughing) – It’s something else man,
uvula, I’ll see you later uvula. – Got get your loser degree.

100 thoughts on “Conceited Crossed the Line With This Momma Joke | Crack Me Up | Episode 1

  1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I love this so much!!! More! I need more ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

  2. YO IS THAT DAVID SOO๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ

  3. Why my man Charlie look like a big version of Michael J. White ๐Ÿ˜‚ and why my guy sitting in the sear look like if teddy from A.D.D lost a bit of weight

  4. Clips winnin' This Entire Show Hands Down!!!!!!! Clips Top 5 funniest dude on the Planet…Yal Better act like Yal Know

  5. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚! This show all that it needs is an audience to be ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ!

  6. Do they even have a discount pat cloud laugh in the background I had to rewatch this knock off bad these ainโ€™t ADD diamonds wtf you done to that?

  7. Y'all couldn't get Tim Delaghetto to do this, but you got his Send Foodz co-star David So to jump in? Feels kinda disrespectful, but I dunno

  8. This is a dope ass concept… I'd love to be a judge and or tell a few joke tbh๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  9. This should be like 15 minutes long wtfff but still hilarious none the less also shout outs to David so!! We here y'all

  10. Seep i dont know what that mean but you gotta get you sum seep ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ def wanna see more of this

  11. Had me weak ๐Ÿคฃ "you want a man that can put you in a benz, or a man that you can put in your pocket"?

  12. WILD N OUT PLEASE START DIS TREND GET AS MANY MUSIC ARTISTS AS U CAN MAKE DIS SHIT GO VIRAL PLEASE EVERY ARTIST GETS 10 SECONDS TO SING RAP OR WHATEVER IT COULD BE WHOEVER BUT IT'S GONNA BE A BIG COLLAB OF ARTISTS WHO GET 1P SECONDS EACH ON A SONG DAT CAN BE UP TO 10 MINUTES SO THAT SHOULD BE UP TO 100 MUSIC ARTISTS GET DIS GOING VIRAL NOW

  13. Hey guys I been watching wild and out for years now and I been a massive supporter I been subscribed watching on TV and here on YouTube and ere thang but I need some help cause I just made a YouTube channel of my own and I need help getting subscribers and and views and I'm all the way from south Africa in Durban help meeee guys pleaseeeeeee

  14. conceited said โ€œYouโ€™re not gonna find that funnyโ€ to the gay dude at 4:13๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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