Laughter is the Best Medicine

“Cops” – Gabriel Iglesias (from my I’m Not Fat… I’m Fluffy comedy special)

Hey, it’s Fluffy! I got a phone call from my agent he’s
like Gabe, check it out… CHP, California Highway Patrol, wants to
hire you to do a show Oh really? What does it pay? They want you
to donate your time I think I’m busy… They told me to let you know You have a
warrant in the city of Fresno, California I’m like ooooh, they’re good So I did the show, and I’m going to tell
you guys right now… I’m gonna tell you guys right now It was one of the
scariest shows I ever did… A room full of nothing but cops Everybody’s drinking… A lot And I’m scared because If they get ghetto… Who do I call? You know? I gotta go out in a parking
lot and find some gang member Aye, back me up So the show went good It went so good
that they asked me to do another show In California, in San Diego For the
California Highway Patrol Border Division And I try to make up an excuse
that my car wasn’t working right They said no worries, we understand… They sent a patrol car to my house With a freaking uniformed officer And I was like, Oh my God Best part was, I didn’t tell my family he was coming Oh yeah Sometimes you have to create
your own entertainment It was hysterical Five o’clock rolled
around I’m like, he should be here any minute Sure enough Frankie! Frankie, can you get the door
please? Ok Gabriel So he goes to the door Comes back and he’s got like… You know he’s like… Gabriel… Gabriel… The police are here Why are you whispering? Cause something’s gonna happen When he said that I’m like aww,
I gotta frickin let him have it now I said, oh my God Frankie, they found
me What do you mean Gabriel? I gotta go Frankie, I gotta go Take care of your mom for me ok? I love you I love you Noooooo!!! I got a go Frankie And I
saw the officer I said pretend you’re arresting me I want to freak out my kid No problem Turn around and put your
hands behind your back I can’t reach Just hold my hand Walk me to the car… Just walk me to the car Just walk me to the car He doesn’t know the difference dude Just walk me to the freakin car, come on I get to the cop car He throws me in the
back seat, right? And slams the door And I ask him Is it okay if I yell
out the window to freak out my kid? You want to use the microphone? Yeah! Here you go sir And he hands me the microphone and I said Frankie, this is the police… We have your father We’re coming back for you in one hour Do your homework One minute later, my girlfriend calls me You’re an ass! What’s he doing? He’s doing his homework That’s called parenting baby…

100 thoughts on ““Cops” – Gabriel Iglesias (from my I’m Not Fat… I’m Fluffy comedy special)

  1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  2. The ad was papa John's and I just ate papa John's all the cheese sticks just got the box just me ate it all and then I realised some of the fluffy is in me……… That sounded wrong

  3. in high pitched voice: you're an ass
    in his normal voice: what's he doing?

    in high pitched voice again: he's doing his homework!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

  4. gabriel i want to tank you for everything you do. people at school were bullying me and they said i was fat,…
    But then i found you. next thing i know iam at school some guy says my name and said "your fat". My reaction" iam not fat aim fluffy".
    tank you so much

  5. Never ever laughed at this guy, seen him live with my kids, my kids love him, maybe its cause im an adult, my kids like him, but he literally has never said a funny thing in my opiinion….

  6. i think every parent should do this for three reasons
    1. for fun
    2. to make them not want to do bad things
    3. to make them do their homework
    parents your welcome
    kids i am sorry

  7. Because my English sucks I shall say it in spanish. Un comediante muy completo, muy ingenioso y muy carismรกtico. ยกMr. Fluffy es la pura neta cabrones!๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โค

  8. "Pretend you're arresting me I wanna freak out my kid"


    "I can't reach"

    "Just hold my hand walk me to the car just walk me to the car just walk me to the car he doesn't know the difference dude just walk me to the freaking car come on"

  9. I was eating while watching this and when he said โ€œput ur hands behind ur back – I cant reachโ€ I almost spit my food out๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


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