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Corny Jokes for Random People (LAHWF inspired) – Jerry Liu ft. Levi Gikandi


What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
[LAUGHTER] Where does a horse go when its sick? I don’t know… -The vet
-To The Horspital -Oh! (laughter) Where does a horse go when he’s sick?
-I’m sorry? Where does a horse go when he’s sick? I don’t know, where?
-The horspital [LAUGHTER] Have a nice day
-Wow HAHA
-Good joke When a pig gets burned… What does he use?
-I don’t know. Oinkment What does a pig use for burns?
-For burns? Yeah
-What? Oinkment -Oooh. That’s bad That’s bad, just keep walking Mr.! What does a pig use for burns?
-What? A pig, what does a pig use when he gets burned?
-Uh, bacon? I don’t know. Oinkment. (laugh) Close though, close. Hey, where does a horse go when he’s sick?
-To the doctor. To the horspital
-Wow yeah, yeah
[LAUGHTER] Where does a horse go when he’s sick?
-No idea? The the horspital
-Ah, very funny Have a nice day
-You too. Hey guys!
Knock knock… Who’s there?
-Scott -Scott who? Scott to be better jokes than this one! Knock knock? -Who’s there?
Scott -Scott who? Scott to be better jokes than this one 🙂 [LAUGHTER] Knock knock
-Knock knock Who’s there?
-Nobody. [LAUGHTER] [CONTINUES TO CRACK UP] So two tomatoes are walking down the street And one tomato falls behind
So the second tomato says: “Hey! Catch up!” [LAUGHTER] Two tomatoes are walking down the street
The first tomato’s falling behind So the second tomato turns around and says, “Hey Catch up!” -Ahhh [LOUD LAUGH] What did the bunny say to the frog? -My name is Rabbit! Not ribbit! [CAMERAMAN CRACKS UP] What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot! -Ha! What do you call a fish with no eye? -I don’t know, tell me! a fsh
Thank you, you’re awesome! -What? Hey guys! So two electrons are walking down the street. And one electron turns to the other electron and be like: Why you feeling negative? -Nice! Clever! Clever! What do you call a proton that has hair? A froton! Two tomatoes are walking down the street, okay? The first tomato falls behind… So the second tomato says, “Hey catch up!” -Nice! Why did the mummy go to the PTA meeting? Because the PTA meeting’s for mommies and daddies
-Nice! [CREW CRACKS UP]
Nice!

24 thoughts on “Corny Jokes for Random People (LAHWF inspired) – Jerry Liu ft. Levi Gikandi

  1. LOL! This channel is slowly turning into a prank/LAHWF-esque channel. KEEP DOING MORE! It's hilarious and builds confidence for talking to people, especially hot girls 😉

  2. Hey Razear! I had so much fun filming this, so I'm glad you enjoyed it too! Share this with your friends!

  3. We kept running out of jokes because I forgot half the jokes that we were supposed to use, so I frantically searched online with my phone 🙂 The instrument we're holding is a zoom recorder. It makes the audio better.

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