Have you seen a clown have sex? Yah I have. I heard it’s … IN TENTS! (INTENSE!) Do you know why the clown went to the hospital today? Maybe he was feeling … a bit FUNNY! Wait a minute. I just got an email from the circus, but I cannot open the attachment Oh, it looks like they used… A DOPEY ACROBAT! How do you kill a circus? You aim for the… JUGGLER! (JUGULAR!) So, yesterday, a clown opened the door for me. That was a nice… …JESTER! (GESTURE!) Do you know why the clown is retiring? I don’t know, but they do have some… …BIG SHOES TO FILL! Why do you think the circus balloons are so darn expensive? It’s probably… the high cost of INFLATION! Do you know how to make a juggler laugh? You tickle his… …BALLS! Why was the clown staring at the orange juice can? well, it probably said …CONCENTRATE! Did you hear about the human cannonball? Oh, yeah, he got… …FIRED! That’s a shame, I heard his career was just about to… …BLASTOFF! He must have been difficult to work with. They say he had a… …SHORT FUSE! I heard he was a bit of a… ….LOOSE CANON! Maybe maybe they’ll hire me? Well, It’s worth a … …SHOT!!