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Dave Chappelle Pulls Off An Impossible Punchline | Netflix Is A Joke

– I actually write jokes backwards. I will write a punchline with
no particular set-up in mind. I just put it on a scrap of paper, and I’ll throw that scrap
of paper in my fishbowl. I have a fishbowl in my house
filled with random punchlines, and every once in a while
I’ll shake the bowl, and I’ll dig in there
and just pull one out and see if I can make that shit work. And I picked one for this special. It’s not an easy punchline to pull off. Are you ready? – [Audience] Yeah! – Here it goes, the punchline is “So I kicked her in the pussy.” (laughing) I haven’t finished the joke yet. (laughing) I just know whatever happens
in the beginning of the joke, at the end of the joke, for some reason, I’m gonna kick somebody in the pussy. And it’s going to be hilarious. When I was growing up, I was
probably about 8 years old, and at the time we were
living in Silver Spring. My parents did just well enough so that I could grow up
poor around white people. (laughing) And to be honest, when Nas and them talk about the projects,
nigga, I used to get jealous. Because it sounded fun, everybody
in the projects was poor. And that’s fair, but if you
were poor in Silver Spring, nigga, it felt like it
was only happening to you. (laughing) Nas does not know the pain (laughing) of that first sleepover
at a white friend’s house. (laughing) You come home on Sunday and
just look at your parents like. Y’all need to step your game up. (laughing) Everything at Timmy’s house works. Timmy was one of my first white friends like in my life, man. And one day I was at his house, we were just hanging out, and Timmy says “Dave, why don’t you
stay for dinner tonight?” I said, “Oh, man, I’d love to but I can’t. “If I’m not home before dark,
my mother will kill me.” That was a lie. (laughing) My mother had several
jobs, I hadn’t seen her in like three or four days. (laughing) And the only reason I lied to Timmy, was because at the point in my life, it was my experience that
white dinner wasn’t delicious. (laughing) I’d rather go home and fry some balogna or some shit like that. (laughing) But then old Timmy threw me a
curve ball I wasn’t expecting. He said, “Well it’s too bad
you can’t stay Dave, cause Mom “made Stove Top stuffing.” I said, “What the fuck, Stove Top? Well hold on nigga, let me make some phone calls real quick.” (laughing) I had seen that commercial so many times I had dreamt of getting my hands on some of that Stove Top stuffing. (laughing) And finally I met a
motherfucker that actually had a box of Stove Top in the house, I couldn’t miss this opportunity, so I pretended to call my mother. And then I came back and
I said “Timmy, Timmy, “you’re not gonna
believe this, great news. Mom said I can stay.” And he said, “Fantastic!” He said, “Why don’t you come with me, “and we’ll help set the table
and we can say the blessing.” I had no interest in setting
this motherfucker’s table, or saying these crazy ass Mormon prayers. I just wanted that goddamn stuffing! (laughing) So I told Timmy, I said, “You
know what, I’d love to help, “but let me go wash my hands first.” My plan was simple, wash my hands slowly, and by the time I’m done,
the table will be set, the blessing will be said, and all that there will be left to do is eat. (laughing) Went to the bathroom, I
washed my hands very slowly. I must’ve been in there
for about 10 minutes. (laughing) And suddenly, one of his
mothers came to the door. (laughing) She was like, “Hi, David, right?” I said, “Yes, ma’am.” She said, “Timmy tells me that you’re “planning on staying for dinner.” I said, “I hope that’s
not a problem, ma’am.” She says, “No, it’s no
problem, in fact we’d love “to have you, it’s just that
we weren’t expecting company, “and I’m afraid there’s not enough Stove Top stuffing for everybody.” So I kicked her in the pussy. Bam! Ladies and gentleman. (upbeat lounge music)

100 thoughts on “Dave Chappelle Pulls Off An Impossible Punchline | Netflix Is A Joke

  1. dave chappelle changed since he got into the industry. I liked the "fuck you hollywood" dave.
    Fucking jews destroying everything.

  2. 0:33 ya, thats real funny chappelle….. wake up people, wake up! Put your device down for a second, yes that requires will, keep trying…when you can accomplish that, clear your mind of self…yes that requires self will, keep trying…once you have accomplished that….. ah forget it…. just keep on believing "i kicked her in her pussy" was just pure comedic genius…..then be sure to let your grandchildren know about this genius before their time, chappelle, and how he "kicked her in her pussy" was the beginning of what would be pure comedic genius….. dont forget to describe to your grand children that he kicked her in her pussy! What a great time in history i am experiencing…. kicking women in their PUSSIES as mainstream tv comics punchlines…and everyone thinks its just so funny

  3. The last lines should have been:

    β€œWell then make sure you serve me first, then i imagined i kicked her in the pussy”

  4. Silver spring ,Dennis ave, sligo, ole buddy marc and Charles and reaf.bmx bikes,racing,going to weilles everyday.time meant absolutely nothing back then.

  5. Dave Chappelle:….
    Audience: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

  6. It’s funny seeing people laugh when he referenced his childhood town, not knowing he was joking then. Silver Springs, MD is a real place indeed πŸ˜‚

  7. β€œIf you were poor in Silver Spring ….. it felt like it was only happening to you …….
    Nas does not know the pain …. of that first sleep over at a white friends house”

    Killed me πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’€

  8. I don't know why this is on my recommended at 7:42am on a Tuesday! I'm tired as fuck but this was hilarious!

  9. For me, he will always be the greatest and most authentic comedian to ever grace our lifetime. Eddie Murphy was good, for about 7 years. This man has been consistently a genius.

  10. Barack Obama talking about his White Friend Donald Trump πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

  11. This nigga is not funny at all, it’s like the audience members are on payroll to all laugh at the same time

  12. The punchline literally doesn't tie in to anything in the joke and it's funnier without even hearing anything to give context.

  13. Okay this is just strange. Its like people have those boards that say LAUGH

    They laugh at everything the dude says
    he isnt even fun

  14. figures its ok for a black comedian to say but not anyone else……………………..
    this entire video is full of so much racism its makes me sick. Not that I'm surprised at all coming from a racist piece of shit like Dave Chapelle. Oh right… black man said it, cant be racist 😐
    Garbage wasn't even funny. What a waste of 5 min of my life I can never get back.

  15. Great story as his usually are, but the punchline did not fit either the mood or the characters, let alone the logic. Had he kicked her in the mouth, she might've lost enough teeth to make her decline on food immediately afterwards, but the pussy? She might not like to sit at the table, but she sure could eat.

  16. Dave is the king of comedy hands down, no one tells a joke like him Omdz my belly πŸ€―πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  17. Actually the real punchline was at the end of the special, where he said, "I would have thanked her for lying and then kick her in the pussy "

  18. White People food is disgusting yet he wants to go home and fry bologna which is Italian therefore white. He's funny but stupid AF.
    Would make more sense if he said I went home to eat pig feet or Bush meat served with dirt cookies in mud huts where people literally shit where they eat.
    But that probably might sound appetising just to him but I'll pass and eat pizza, lasagna, fries, chocolate, ice cream KFC, McDonald (white food)…. Served on clean plates with toilets in a different room and a proper sewage system.
    But it was funny and he's hilarious 😁
    Btw No hate just facts

  19. I went hysterical first time I saw this, it caught me completely off guard. Genius. It doesn't work as well without the context of the special though, you sort of see it coming. It's the surprise of it that makes it so funny. Still amazing though.

  20. As an old white dude in America, I take great pride in telling you: ALL the shit in my house works!
    ( That's just how we roll. )

  21. Can i ask the video creator , exactly what did netflix do to you? Did netflix hold you down and take advantage of you?

  22. "so i kicked her in the pussy" there was no joke, he wanted to seem funny without one making a trump joke. Guess what? Trump makes a joke of himself without a punchline. Apparently that's all it takes for people to laugh. What a joke.

  23. I honesty think sometimes the audience is paid to laugh, because not one thing that came out this dudes mouth was remotely funny

  24. Ma nigga sounds like george garlin as he gets old and old.. Damn.


  25. Dayum that was all simply awesome !!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Dave Is a genius tho i swear !!!

  26. If you have to say Dave Chappelle is funnier than Kevin Hart you are proving Kevin is a bigger star. Dave is funny and Kevin is funny.

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