What do you say?
What do you say? It’s Friday! Hello to you!
Hello to you! If this is your first time here, or I suppose even if it’s not, my name is Shawn, also known as the man the myth, the legend Bits of Real Panther. Be you a noob or a veteran, young, old, or even ancient, please allow me to welcome you to episode #28… that’s right… [what he said] of the “FUNNY JOKE OF THE DAY” /
“The Friday Funny (Next-Level Nasty).” In today’s video, I, (yours truly,) Bbits of Real Panther will drinking an alcoholic beverage… I know I couldn’t believe it either! Following that, I’m gonna give you a joke so hilarious
that it will actually cause you pain, though pain of a good kind (if that’s what you’re into). But before all of those things, experience the full power of my grand worldly knowledge with the “Friday funny” fun fact: In the mid 1800s dentures were commonly made from the teeth of dead soldiers! That is just gross, dude. And that is some next-level nasty right there! Every time I smiled I would probably puke
— that’s how gross that is! Happy thoughts there, friends, happy thoughts. You guys are in a safe space. But speaking of puking… I guess hopefully not speaking of puking… I’d like to like to move into little section
called “The Friday Funny breakfast.” Today I will be drinking… consuming as it were… a “Deep Eddy orange” which I have never had before. It smells kind of orange-esque. I wish there was a little more traffic
while I was in the middle of this… that would the choice! Anyway, today’s drink that goes
out to your friend and mine, the talented video wizard
Rivkah Hannah. For some reason there
I was about to say “pinball wizard.” I’m not sure why. Unless she maybe is a pinball wizard. I don’t know. Rivkah Hannah, if you happen to be watching this, please let me know in the comment section… or let us all know (because now
we’re all curious): are you in fact a pinball wizard? And I really hope I am pronouncing that name correctly. You would think with all of the Rivkahs
living around here in Nowhere, Iowa that I would know how to pronounce it by now. I mean, they’re everywhere out here. I actually tripped over 3 Rivkahs
on the way to my car the other day… OK, I’ll stop — that was stupid. Anyway, Rivkah Hannah,
happy Friday, friend! [The price is wrong, bitch!] If you weren’t sure,
I didn’t like that. I’d rather have someone else’s teeth
in my mouth, I think. Anyway, lastly Ihave for you a little joke. When I….
oh, my eyes are all watering. When I give you the punchline of that joke, please rate that joke on a scale of 0 through 5 and then post your rating in the comment section below. OK there, Pink Panther,
are you ready for the joke? Why did the man love his job of circumcising elephants? Well, the the pay wasn’t much,
but the tips were huge! That’s garbage right there. Anyway… I feel like a dick for telling you that joke. You see what I did there? Anyway, please leave a rating in
the comment section below, and have a happy Friday, friend!