Look, it was great, but… -What are you doing?
-I have to go home. What? But you told me
that this is your house. Yes, but I have to go home,
I mean, my mother’s house. I lived there all my life
and still consider it home. It’s a habit. But I have to go,
otherwise my mother worries. But your mother lives in Brazil.
You’re such a liar! That’s why she worries.
She’s far away. But, actually,
I have to go because my father is the one
who worries the most. Is that right? But yesterday you told me
your father died and we cried. -Just to fuck me?
-I said “dad”, right? No, I meant… What an idiot! After all the…
I have a cramp in my tongue. I meant my grandmother. She texted me asking me
to have dinner with her. At 2 AM? You know how old people are.
They don’t sleep. Can I come? I’m hungry.
I love old people. -No, no…
-We’ll get along. Why not? -Let’s stay here.
-Yes. Like this, like this. Alright, c’mon. Spoon me. -I’ll spoon you.
-Yes. -I love this.
-Yes! -It’s nice, right?
-Yes. -Aren’t they waiting?
-No, I texted them. -You’re very smart.
-Don’t I deserve a kiss? Yes. Yes. Let me ask you… Do you want me to leave? I feel like
you’re kicking me out. No… -No?
-No, no! No way! I love being like this,
all sweaty and sticky. -I love this.
-It’s very nice. No! My relative is
about to give birth. -It’s my relative.
-Even worse! Hurry up! Hurry up! You can’t be late
because of me. Run! Run!
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