Oh my God, look at that face You look like my next mistake Love’s a game, wanna play? People fall in love in mysterious ways Maybe just the touch of a hand Together, they will have the romance of a lifetime. Expressed entirely in stares. And even MORE stares. Listen, buddy. You can’t stay. Why you gotta be so rude? Don’t you know I’m human, too? Bromance Nothing really gay about it. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay. CHORUS: Ga-a-ay. Bro-o-o-omance. Shouldn’t be ashamed or hide it. CHORUS: Who-o-o. I love you in the most heterosexual way. What are you waiting for You dumb stupid fuck You’re a brother, Cas. I want you to know that. I’m in love with you, you just wanna be friends, and I’m totally cool living with that constant pain. My name is Jean Valjean. And I’m JAVERT! Don’t look at me, it was his idea! I feel something so right Doin’ the wrong thing Castiel. Ahm. I’m back, so if you got a minute… Sam. It’s so good to see you alive. Yeah. Me too. Look, I-I would hug you, but… That would be awkward. Look, man, I-I hate those flying-ass monkeys as much as you do, but… DEAN. I SAID NO. Well, my time with April was… very educational. Yeah, I mean, I’d think that getting killed does… something? And having sex. I can’t help but lose my temper and I don’t know why I get jealous, but I’m too cool to admit it I just called to say I love you Okay, Huggy Bear, just don’t lose ’em. I won’t. Deastiel? And. Even MORE STARES.