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Digital Underground – Humpty Dance (Official Music Video)


All right! Stop whatcha doin’, ’cause I’m about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to I look funny but yo I’m making money, see so yo world I hope you’re ready for me Now gather round, I’m the new fool in town and my sound’s laid down by the Underground I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a “umpty” yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee And all the rappers in the top ten–please allow me to bump thee I’m steppin’ tall, y’all, and just like Humpty Dumpty You’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky I’m spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, c’mere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I’m skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy I’m a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I’m crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I’m ugly but it just don’t faze me I’m still getting in the girls’ pants
And I even got my own dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I’m doing, doing the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump People say “Yo, Humpty, you’re really funny lookin'” that’s all right cause I get things cookin’ Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can’t get near me I give ’em more, see, and on the floor, B
all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I’m really being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big, uh-uh I’m not ashamed
big like a pickle, I’m still getting paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I’m in charge both how I’m living and my nose is large I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that don’t mean nothing, like looptid I sang on “Doowutchalike”, and if ya missed it I’m the one who said, “Just grab ‘im in the biscuits” Also told ya that I like to bite
well, yeah, I guess it’s obvious, I also like to write All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I’m gonna do my dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump do ya know what I’m doing, doing the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I’m doing, doing the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Awww Yeah that’s the break ya’ll. Look at that base groove right here Ahhh yeah Now that I told ya’ll a little about myself Let me tell you a little bit about this dance. It’s real easy to do Check it out First I limp to the side like my leg was broken shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking Crazy wack funky people say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That’s all right cause my body’s in motion
It’s supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y’all, Humpty Hump’s my name No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humping, funking, jumping
Jig around, shaking ya rump And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I’m doing the Hump The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump do ya know what I’m doing, doing the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let’s get stoopid! Do the Humpty Hump. Do the Humpty Hump

100 thoughts on “Digital Underground – Humpty Dance (Official Music Video)

  1. The lyrics are just happy, funny and made you want to shake that ass! Such an innocent time before cell phones and this crazy world!

  2. Kinda ashamed that it took me until 2019 to figure out that Shock G threw these bars down. Super annoyed that this is more censored online all these years later than when it was played all the time on the radio back in the early 90's.

  3. This is sad. All I can think about is that these people don't know Jesus Christ and that they will all end up in hell. WAKE UP PEOPLE. Be not of this world, but store your treasures in heaven.

  4. 62 year old white dude. Love this jam, I've always enjoyed entertainers who don't always take themselves seriously. Life is short, have a laugh and a good time. 🙂

  5. Sitting in a parking lot at work … windows down … can believe couple of people are jamming and dancing to this shit …! Love it !

  6. So I bust this out to my white friends,back in the day at a pretty big kegger, and just started to dance and sing along nothin fancy
    Just findin my groove , my sound system was tight and was turned up pretty loud ,, ya see I knew this tune would stand the test of time
    Sometimes you just know whatever, in about 5 mins the whole block was in my back yard
    Doin the humpty, it's funny ya know, there were those that gave me the look as if to say hey, what's this , this isn't what we listen to,,
    But then they realized that good music is simply that ,, it also helps that I had control on the volume , but when I looked up a few mins into the song and 3 hundred people or so we're doin the humpty for the 1st time , it's something that I'll always remember, DJ 33 still droppin knowledge on you fools ,

  7. My father (RIP) got arrested with electric underground for trying to take a table from a club after a show. They had the class to bail him out. God bless how awesome electric underground is.

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