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Diner Lobster – SNL


[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>DID YOU TWO ORDER YET?>>NO.
>>NO.>>DID YOU TWO CARVE GANG SIGNS
INTO THE BABY CHANGING STATION?>>YES.
>>YEAH.>>ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO EAT?>>LET ME GET THE GRILLED
CHEESE, SALAD INSTEAD OF FRIES.>>YEAH, SURE THING.
ONE GRILLED CHEESE, VAGINA STYLE.
GREAT. HOW ABOUT YOU, PAL?
>>YOU KNOW WHAT? I’LL HAVE THE LOBSTER.
>>EXCUSE ME?>>THE LOBSTER SPECIAL.
>>DID YOU JUST ORDER A LOBSTER IN A DINER?
>>YEAH, WHY?>>BECAUSE IT’S A DINER.
NO ONE ORDERS A LOBSTER IN A DINER.
THE WHOLE SEAFOOD SECTION IS ON THE MENU AS A JOKE.
SEAFOOD. THE WORD SEAFOOD IS IN QUOTES.
>>I’M IN THE MOOD FOR LOBSTER, OKAY?
I WANT THE LOBSTER FOR GETTING ZERO MATCHES AND I WANT TO
CELEBRATE.>>A LOBSTER?
YOU SURE YOU WANT THE LOBSTER?>>I DON’T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL
IS. IT’S ON THE MENU.
I’LL HAVE THE LOBSTER.>>DON’T DO IT.
>>AS YOU WISH. ALL RIGHT, THE TIME HAS COME.
WE’VE GOT AN ORDER HERE FOR ONE LOBSTER.
♪♪♪ ♪ WHO AM I AND WHY AM I
CONDEMNED TO BOIL ALIVE ♪ ♪ WHEN ALL THAT I HAVE DONE IS
LIVE MY LIFE ♪ ♪ AND WHY WOULD SOMEONE ON A
WHIM CHOOSE FROM ALL TO ORDER HIM ♪
♪ WHO’S THIS GUY ♪ ♪ I THOUGHT THERE WAS AN
UNSPOKEN RULE THAT LOBSTER IN A DINER IS NEVER COOL ♪
♪ A DINER MENU’S WAY TOO LONG AND HALF THE THINGS ARE WAY TOO
WRONG ♪ ♪ MUST YOU DIE HOW CAN YOU EVER
FACE HIS LOBSTER FRIENDS ♪ ♪ HOW CAN YOU EVER FACE YOURSELF
AGAIN MONSTER ♪ ♪ I’VE LIVED HERE 40 YEARS AND
AN AGE LOBSTERS NEVER GROW ♪ ♪ AND IN THAT TIME THERE’S NO
ONE TO ORDER ANY CRUSTACEANS ♪ ♪ WHO AM I ♪
♪ LOBSTER NUMBER ONE ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>I MEAN, YOU CAN’T EAT THE LOBSTER NOW, MAN.
>>I’M SORRY, DUDE. I’M A MEAN GIRLS GUY.
ON BROADWAY NOW.>>HEY, WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT
NOW? CLAWSETTE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?>>THERE’S SOMETHING I’VE WANTED
TO TELL YOU, PAPA. ♪♪♪
♪ FATHER NOW THEY WANT YOU DEAD ♪
♪ LET ME GO IN YOUR PLACE INSTEAD ♪
♪ WHETHER IT’S BOILED GRILLED OR BLACKENED ♪
♪ OFF TO THE GREAT TANK IN THE SKY ♪
>>NO! CLAWSETTE, I CAN’T LET YOU DO
THAT. IT’S NOT YOUR TIME, IT’S MINE.
>>I LOVE YOU, BUBBA.>>I LOVE YOU TOO.
NOW RUN! RUN FROM THIS PLACE!
>>OH, LITTLE BABY LOBSTER. JUST CHANGE THE ORDER.
>>THEY PUT IT ON THE MENU, I’M CALLING THEIR BLUFF.
>>FORM THE BARRICADES!>>WAIT, THERE’S A BARRICADE?>>THIS DINER HAS INCREDIBLE SET
DESIGN. ♪ WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE
TO KEEP THE LOBSTER FROM THE POT ♪
♪ WILL YOU CUT THE MASSACRE RAID AND GIVE HIM THE SHOT ♪
♪ THEN JOIN IN AND GIVE ME THE RIGHT TO BE FREE ♪
♪ DO YOU HEAR THE MONSTER SINGHING A SONG IN A SALTY
PLACE ♪ ♪
♪ IT IS THE SCREAMING OF THE LOBSTER WHEN THE DINER MATCHES
THE BURNING OF HIS SHELL ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW WHY LOBSTERS IN THE
DINER NEVER SELL ♪ ♪ LOBSTERS IN DINERS NEVER
SELL ♪♪♪>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT. FORGET THE LOBSTER.
I’LL HAVE THE TUNA MELT INSTEAD.>>YAY!

100 thoughts on “Diner Lobster – SNL

  1. Seriously though boiling sentient beings alive is fucked up. If you’re against animal cruelty, then please consider going vegan.

  2. imo one of greatest SNL skits of ALL time. John Mulaney is a comedic genius. had nearly every actor break character

  3. How am I moved by the story and song, turned on by Pete Davidson, and looking away at how dumb this is… all at one time.

  4. I found the observational comedy about whether or not you should order a lobster at a diner way funnier without the musical number.

  5. Anyone who questions Keenan's talent should be directed here. I am usually disappointed in SNL lately…but this is genius.

  6. This was so entertaining!!! I forgot it was an SNL skit. Feel like my baby nephew should be with me watching it

  7. If I had a gun to my head and the gunman told me I had to watch one snl skit and not laugh to live, I’d choose this one

  8. How the fuck this doobie smoker still on the show ? And what the fuck was this cringy ass dance moves at the end of the sketch ? Step the fuck up or get the fuck out, boi ! Sketch was dope though.

  9. 4:15

    pete davidson dancing to chefs and waiters singing a lobster parody of do you hear the people sing is both my spirit animal and my sleep paralysis demon

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