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Dog Daze | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals


(panting) EE…EE…EE… CHOO! (woman on TV) MY AUNT’S
FAVORITE RECIPE, Y’ALL. SHE ALWAYS SAYS… WHY DO I CATCH A COLD? NOTHING IS WORSE
FOR AN AARDVARK
THAN CATCHING A COLD. (nose honks) WITH A NOSE LIKE
THIS, BELIEVE ME,
IT’S A MESS. …WITH A DELICIOUS
SLICE OF ORANGE
MARMALADE SPONGE CAKE. (honking) HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO HUNT DOWN THAT ANT WITH MY SCHNOZZLE
OUT OF WHACK? AH…AH…AH… CHOO! crash! (man on TV) NEED HELP
FINDING SOMETHING? WE’RE SNIFFER SERVICE
PROFESSIONAL POOCHES. LOSE A SET OF KEYS?
A CELL PHONE? (chuckles) OR AN OLD FRIEND? OUR TRAINED
SNIFFING DOGS WILL HELP YOU FIND
ANYTHING IN THREE
HOURS OR LESS. CALL 888-555-SNIFF. THAT’S IT!
A SNIFFING POOCH
TO FIND THAT ANT! (tissues squish) HELLO?
SNIFFER SERVICE
PROFESSIONAL POOCHES? I’D LIKE TO ORDER
ONE SNIFFING POOCH
FOR THREE HOURS. (doorbell rings) WHOA! THESE
SNIFFER GUYS
CAN REALLY SNIFF. I DIDN’T EVEN
GIVE MY ADDRESS. I AM SO GLAD
YOU’RE HERE,
‘CAUSE I’M STARVING! NOW LET’S GET–
WHAT’S THIS? “SNIFFER SERVICE RULES
AND REGULATIONS.” thud! (table cracks, snaps) RULES?
I DON’T NEED RULES. I NEED AN ANT! doink! (pen squeaks) (pen clicks) (panting) NOW, WHAT I NEED
IS AN ANT. (sniffing) boing! (sniffing) (growling) (barking) (panting) (sniffing) smack! HUH? (electronic beeping) AHA! I THINK HE’S
GOT THE SCENT! (door slams) (sniffing) OOH! (stretching) OOH WHOA! OOF! click! THERE! THERE!
OH, THAT’S PERFECT. HEAD UP! HEAD UP!
NO, NO, DOWN A BIT. DOWN A BIT.
LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
LITTLE TO THE LEFT. THAT’S IT. (camera clicks) (birds whistling) BOY, IT SURE
FEELS GOOD TO DO
SOME PICTURES. OH, THAT’S
JUST VERY NICE.
OOH, SWEET! OH! HEY, HEY. HEY, HOLD UP. WHY IS EVERYBODY
I’VE SEEN TODAY IN SUCH A BAD MOOD? LIGHTEN UP, PEOPLE!
LIGHTEN UP! (barking) (footsteps pattering) (slurps) (watch dings) screech! (tongue snaps) (ticking) (sipping) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HE’S GETTING AWAY! “SNIFFER SERVICE RULES
AND REGULATIONS”? (sipping) “ALL OUR SNIFFER POOCHES
MUST RECEIVE A COFFEE BREAK AT EXACTLY 10:30 A.M.” (alarm rings) THIS IS CRAZY. THIS IS ABSURD! (sipping) I’M STARVING,
AND YOU’RE
DRINKING COFFEE. (sniffing) (bell dings) WHOA! YA-OOH! WHOA! WHOA! (barking) OOH! OOF! HEY, SLOW DOWN! OOH! (rock scraping) (creaking) OOH! HOO! AH OOH! (screeching) thunk! (roots tearing) smack! OOH! OOH! thud! (squeaks) clunk! clunk! (milk sloshes) AH-AH-AH-CHOO! HEY, DOG,
HE’S RIGHT HERE! screech! (barking) HEY, HEY, HEY,
I KNOW WHAT
YOU WANT. YOU WANT
YOUR PICTURE TAKEN. THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT.
YES, YOU DO. (barking) (panting) (camera clicks) (woozy mumbling) THERE YOU GO, CUJO! MUST BE SOMETHIN’
IN THE WATER. EVERYONE’S SO CRANKY
AROUND HERE TODAY. LIGHTEN UP, PEOPLE!
LIGHTEN UP! RRR! (woozy mumbling) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HE’S GETTING AWAY! snaps! HUH? (growling) (growling) I DON’T THINK I LIKE
WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, IF YOU’RE THINKING
WHAT I THINK
YOU’RE THINKING. boing! NO, DON’T. WHOO HOO HOO! THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT
YOU WERE THINKING. GRR! (watch alarm rings) (brakes screech) (whistle of falling aardvark) WHOO HOO HOO! (landscape crunching) HEY, NOW!
WHAT WAS THAT? OH, NOT YOU AGAIN! WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOW,
YOU CRAZY MUTT? (birds tweeting) AHA! SO… YOU’VE MET MY
NEW HUNTING PARTNER,
HAVEN’T YOU, ANT? NOW YOU’LL… HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! HUNTING PARTNER, HUH? IS THAT WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT? SHAME ON YOU,
AARDVARKY! SHAME ON YOU! HIRING A POOR,
INNOCENT DOGGY TO DO YOUR
DIRTY WORK. SHAME ON YOU! ENOUGH OF THIS! NOW DO YOUR JOB, DOG,
AND GET ME THAT ANT! (panting) I SAID, GET THAT– HE HEARD YOU, MAN. HE JUST DOESN’T WORK
FOR YOU ANYMORE. WHAT? REMEMBER THAT LAST
LITTLE DING YOU HEARD WHILE YOU WERE SLAMMIN’
INTO THE GROUND? THAT MEANT
YOUR THREE HOURS
WERE OVER! EXPIRED! KAPUT! BUT I DIDN’T– GET ME? I KNOW. AND IT’S A SHAME,
BUT HE’S ALL MINE NOW. YOU SEE, I JUST HIRED
HIM TO CHASE YOU! NOW WAIT A MINUTE. (growling) GO GET HIM, BOY. AAH! DOWN BOY! DOWN! OOH! (barking) (tree clanks) WELL, THREE HOURS
SHOULD BUY ME
ENOUGH TIME TO GET A PICTURE OF
SOMEBODY AROUND HERE WHO’S NOT SO CRANKY. (doorbell rings) (door creaks) (aristocratic music playing) ♪ ♪ (pops, sputters) (laughing) (chuckles) (curtains thud) (dance music playing) (humming) doink! (coughing) (straw rustles) HUH? (chuckling) (chuckling) AAH! (broom creaking) crash! (groaning) (light switch clicks) (spotlight buzzing) (banjo music playing) (humming to music) ♪ ♪ (light bulbs shattering) (fire crackling) (whimpering) (blowing) AAH! AAH HA! ding! (groaning) OH! (hook clanks) (straining) screech! (growling) (eyelid snaps) (laughing sinisterly) (paint sloshes) sscreech! HUH? UH… (bucket clanks) (muttering) AAH! crash! (groaning) clank! smack! (sobbing) (laughing sinisterly) (paint sloshes) (cackling) (shadow cackling) (snaps) (pulleys squeaking) screech! (sobbing) UH-OH. (straining) (canvas creaking) thud! AAH! (panting) (laughing) (humming taunting melody) (laughing) (squeaking) (squeaking) (squeaking) (squeaking) (paint gurgling) (gasps) RRR! smack! (shouts) thud! (growling) (toilet flushing) AAH! (woman screams) (chuckles) OHHH! OH! (birds tweeting) (growls) (hook clanks) (straining) (laughing) (paint hisses) (paint spraying) (cackling) AH! HA HA! WHOA! WHOA! (paint gurgling) (growling) OH OH! AAH! OHH! (straining) OOH! (crowd oohs and ahhs) (straining) (paint creaking) (straining) (muttering) (applause) (sobbing)

61 thoughts on “Dog Daze | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals

  1. Xè bène òna bèa è è nẻem bộ 🚭🚯🚱⚠🛅🛄🚺🚺🚹☢🔄🔃⬇🔞📵🚷☢↩↔➡↘🔃⤵☣⬆↖↖⬅☣☣☣☣☣☣☣♉🔝☮☪🔝☦🔝🔯 3:41 3:40 nỏ nên ôl cõ

  2. I kinda sympathize with Aadry here, mainly because dogs seem to hate both of us for no reason besides we're simply there, as if they think we're moving targets for the mutts to just chase and pulverize like we're supposed to be an all you can eat banquet of meat and bone. At least, that's how I feel.

  3. Aww,poor aardvark,hope you get well…!I wish he would really eat something else besides ants like fruit and such.🙁😊🙄😏

  4. I got an ad for the Wag! app before the short even started.
    Fitting, right? Because, the short is about the Aardvark ordering a dog to catch the ant…but fails.

  5. Official Pink Panther Execute Order 66 from Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) in a nutshell at 6:39.

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