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Donald Trump, Master Of Naming Things, Pitches “NATOME” At Presser


TODAY, TRUMP WAS ASKED ABOUT
SENATOR LEE TRASHING HIS INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING, AND HE
HAD THIS TO LIE –>>I HAD CALLS FROM NUMEROUS
SENATORS AND NUMEROUS CONGRESSMEN AND WOMEN SAYING IT
WAS THE GREATEST PRESENTATION THEY’VE EVER HAD! PEOPLE HAVE CALLED AND THEY SAID
IT WAS THE BEST PRESENTATION THEY’VE EVER SEEN.>>STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP)
“YES, NUMEROUS REAL PEOPLE TOLD ME THAT. LIKE WHO? UM, SENATOR GUY TRUE-PERSON
AND CONGRESSWOMAN NOT-A-LIE ACTUAL-LADY.” TRUMP ALSO SPOKE ABOUT
ENVIRONMENTAL CONCERNS– MAINLY, HIS CONCERN THAT THE ENVIRONMENT
WAS GETTING IN THE WAY OF BUILDING STUFF. BUT HE HAD AN ANSWER.>>WE’LL CUT THE FEDERAL
PERMITTING TIMELINE FOR MAJOR PROJECTS DOWN TO TWO YEARS, AND
IDEALLY WE’RE GOING TO TRY TO GET EVEN LESS THAN THAT, SO
YOU’LL BE INSTEAD OF 21, 22, 25, 8, 9, 12, 15. ( LAUGHTER )
>>STEPHEN: HE MUST BE FUN ON NEW YEAR’S EVE. ( LAUGHTER )
(AS TRUMP) “TEN, NINE, EIGHT, 12, FOUR, 22,
15, WITH A POWERBALL OF EIGHT.” ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TRUMP SAID HE GOT NO CREDIT FOR
DONATING HIS PRESIDENTIAL SALARY TO CHARITY, BUT HE SAID IT THIS
WAY.>>I GIVE UP MY SALARY– IT’S
$450,000, APPROXIMATELY $450,000 PRESIDENTIAL SALARY– I GIVE IT
UP, IT GOES TO… USUALLY, I GIVE IT TO DRUGS. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: MMM —
CLEARLY, THAT’S NOT WHAT HE MEANT. BUT THE FLUB IS UNDERSTANDABLE. HE’S ON A TON OF ADDERALL! ALLEGEDLY. NOW —
( SNIFFING ) — WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE N.A.T.O. ALLIANCE IN EUROPE, TRUMP
FLOATED AN EXCITING IDEA– SPICE IT UP WITH SOME NON-EUROPE
COUNTRIES.>>I SPOKE TO THE SECRETARY
GENERAL YESTERDAY AND WE HAD A GREAT CONVERSATION. HE WAS VERY– I THINK HE WAS
ACTUALLY EXCITED BY IT. AND I ACTUALLY HAD A NAME. NATO, RIGHT? AND THEN YOU HAVE M-E, MIDDLE
EAST. YOU CALL IT NATOME. I SAID, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME. NATOME.>>STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP)
“BEAUTIFUL NAME. NATOME. HOW LOVELY. IF I EVER HAVE A CHILD, I’LL
NAME IT NATOME. WHAT? YOU’RE KIDDING.” “REALLY? FIVE –”
( LAUGHTER )>>Jon: AAAHHH! ( APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: BY THE WAY, JUST TO TAKE A SECOND HERE TO BREAK
THAT DOWN, N.A.T.O. STANDS FOR NORTH ATLANTIC TREATY
ORGANIZATION — MIDDLE EAST. ( LAUGHTER )
THAT’S WHAT HE IS SUGGESTING IS A PERFECT NAME! ( LAUGHTER )
WHY NOT JUST DO THE GILLIGAN’S ISLAND RULE AND GO NORTH
ATLANTIC TREATY ORGANIZATION — AND THE REST IS THIS
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
NOW, TRUMP — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Jon: I LIKE THAT.>>Stephen: TRUMP CONTINUED TO
WAX POETIC ABOUT HIS NAMING ABILITY.>>I’M GOOD AT NAMES. RIGHT? U.S.M.C.A. LIKE THE SONG “Y.M.C.A.” EVERYBODY– NOBODY COULD
REMEMBER U.S.M.C.A., I SAID THINK OF THE SONG “Y.M.C.A.” NOW EVERYBODY SAYS IT.>>STEPHEN: WAIT A SECOND, LET
ME SEE A WIDE SHOT OF THAT PRESS CONFERENCE. COWBOYS… CONSTRUCTION
WORKERS… DOES TRUMP THINK HE’S IN THE VILLAGE PEOPLE? GET OUT OF THERE, MIKE PENCE! IT’S NOT YOUR SCENE! WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. BERNIE SANDERS IS HERE. STICK AROUND!

100 thoughts on “Donald Trump, Master Of Naming Things, Pitches “NATOME” At Presser

  1. Come on Stephen… You're just being "picky" about the whole "North Atlantic" thingy. Take Kuwait for instance. Just run out of the 'Persian Gulf' to the the 'Gulf of Oman', cut across the 'Arabian sea', do a a little tuck up the 'Gulf of Aden' into the Red Sea, transit the 'Suez canal' and you're right there in the 'Mediterranean sea'. Cut across the Alboran sea, pop out the Straight of Gibraltar and hang a right- and "Bob's yer Uncle", you're in the North Atlantic. How are the Kuawaiti's NOT right there on the 'north Atlantic', when you look at it this way?

  2. "He gives up" approximately 450k annually. Uh huh …
    And he charges us 1.2 million (approximately) every single time he flys to Mar-a-Lago.
    He also charges the Secret Service for the hospitality of his guards'.
    He made money off US Air Forces in Scotland & the VP (plus entourage) in Ireland & God Knows where else.
    THIS GUY is milking the system for every damn dime he can squeeze while
    they claim transparency and refuse to disclose any & all expenditures and income…
    All while generously "giving up" half a million in taxable income per anum.

  3. Trump, you probably earn millions of our tax dollars each time you stay at your property — so gtfo with you 'donating' your ~$400K salary. How about donating all profits made from federal employees and foreigners using your properties in hopes of getting a favor from you?

  4. You can make fun of the best president ..he is getting things done while you stay a comedian😂😂😂and a low rating host show.

  5. What an amazing coincidence that those numerous people suddenly started to to use the same bazaar aggrandizing speech pattern as tromp

  6. Only democratic, free-market countries  in the ME should join NATO — overall , I'm very against the ME joing NATO and I'm sure other NATO countries are too. No wonder I've been seeing comments about dissolving NATO and form something else.

  7. Pardon me for laughing 😂😂, I just realized he always say the same crap about getting calls from "many people or best speeches".

  8. My god I can't see it how for the life of me why would any real people would want to be apart of this Shit show. The man his has crazy has a bat. Time for the people to wake up trump his a Pathological liar he is incompetent. Delusional he have no Idea what the hell is doing.

  9. "Ever in history never seen anything like it before ever"…yes yes trump just follow that little pink cloud above your bloated sick delusional head that is so full of your little "fantasy" of "my trump world of lies and made up bull sheet"! This whole presidency is a pink cloud of trump fantasy bullsheet! Enough of your conceit you A hole!

  10. Trump's fluid imagination has created so many imaginary people and stories that he could make
    a literary universe that would put The Lord of The Rings to shame.
    Being a businessman and the president of the US are just hobbies for this man, because his true calling in life lies on an empty paper.

  11. I have no clue how any of the people that stand behind trump as he says such utter BS of lies made up in his head of his little "fantasy world of "like nothing they have ever seen before in history"BS! How many times have we heard him say this? 800,000 times?.Seriously how does anyone standing behind trump when he says this crap of lies, not laugh out loud or look stunned? How do they stay composed?? If I was behind trump and he said these insane conceited things I would laugh so loud and so hard trump would probably turn around and have me "removed"…I would yell "free speech free speech you are NOT WONDERFUL you are not perfect, you are not even "good" at anything and the only thing we have seen you do like "NEVER BEFORE IN HISTORY" is your insanity as our president. YOU ARE INSANE you malignant narcissus sick sociopath!

  12. I cannot call the comments on this video even balanced let alone respectful of your President. Work it out people, this sybaritic stick insect in glasses has been hitting at Trump for two years. Nobody does that unless they are being paid to. Letterman would have known this is bad tv hence the shit ratings it gets. The idea that this character has more intel on anything than Trump is just pure frogshit. Those with the most to hide scream the loudest. I'll be watching for this pseudo-Roman Catholic when the roller door comes down on him.

  13. Can’t wait til the news turns normal again. The triump administration is like when a series continues when it should have been cancelled a long time ago

  14. They didn't get the pun… Wow public. That. Attends. A. Show. And. Nato. Has. Been. Around. For. Some. Time.
    Do you guys even lift? Seriously!

  15. I can't wait until the next president dismantles every single thing this illegitimate, fake leader tries to implement.

  16. Trump never lies. He is the greatest and best president ever. He told me so, and I believe him. He walks on water, then turns it into wine and turns dirt into gold and platinum.

  17. LoL 🤣
    TrumpMuppet the caller out of fake news, because he was it's creator 🤔
    TrumpMuppet – 'can we bring in some southern and eastern nations into the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation ' 🙈

  18. And as we struggle to feed our families government is ballooning out of control spending our tax money on golfing and travel etc etc etc.

  19. Trump being brain dead is one thing. but those puppets surrounding and supporting him really thows me off every time i see such people. fools following a fool. i feel pitty for the u.s. people!!! Russia clearly won the cold war, by usa defeating themselfs by dumbing down to zero.

  20. Trump says he gives money to drugs, I knew it wow.
    As far as Trump naming and redoing maps I wish someone would sneak Trump school grades out.

  21. You better pray Trump sticks around or else you’ll have to find another topic to take up 95% of your lame ass material

  22. All his meeting either are very very good or he hates the other person so he insults them. He is a complete and utter dingdong. Can someone get the key to the ‘football’ off him NOW before he blows us all up.

  23. Now who in the "Middle East" (that's Southwest Asia – for those who aren't orienting their maps based on their relationship to the British Isles) does Trump want to make official members of NATO? Could it be his bosses in Tel Aviv and Riyadh?

  24. I see the naming dilemma he's in: Middle East Treaty Organisation, or METO, doesn't have the right ring to it. #METOO

  25. Googling reveals that "Natome" is apparently a last name found in both Kenya … and Norway.

    –Dave, NOT making this up

  26. Damn, this man can lie. If you were to ask him what his name is, Donald Trump would still find a way to lie about it.

  27. It's not even two weeks into 2020 and I'm already wishing we can just fastforward to the day Trump is dragged kicking and screaming out of the White House to spend what remains of his pathetic existence rotting in a cell in an undisclosed location and politics can just get back to being incredibly boring…

  28. The guy is honestly delusional. has he been checked by psychiatrists? he really should be, he has access to nukes and is crazy. someone should really give him an exam.

  29. My biggest hang up with this guy, why is everything a pissing contest…MAGA? You've systematically made the USA the laughing stock of the world…

  30. I can't believe people still fall for his "speeches",
    it's as if a really badly written textbot just combines "current topic" = X,
    with possible options of using
    "phone call"
    "they said"
    "it was the best X ever"
    "it was a really great X".
    OR
    "i never said X"

    If you have the speech abilities of a parrot,
    at least prepare some smart sentences in advance.

    He is running on a scratched vinyl record, because he can't understand and think fast enough before he starts speaking.

  31. Wow this "President " is a winner! Shit they should make stupidity a sports in the Olympics cause this mofo will get the gold medal smh

  32. He probably thought about meto (Middle East Trade Organization), he loves me, me, me stuff, but then had but a second of clarity. And thought he might get confused later!!!! He's an idiot

  33. Oh dear god the gaffs that come out of this orange clown's mouth 😂🙄🤨😩. How did Americans vote him as President?!!!!

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