ANDROID 16: Physical media is forever! Buy LaserDisc! YAMCHA: I-I’m just saying, I know it was stolen but it was still good music, right? BULMA: Yeah, because it was stolen from better artists. KRILLIN: What about the dub score? YAMCHA: Oh yeah, let’s start THAT flame war. VEGETA: FREEZA’S HERE! KRILLIN: F*CK! PICCOLO: OH MY GOD! GOHAN: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! MECHA FREEZA: That’s right, buttholes! This is my resurrection! And you’re all about to get F— [squelch]
And you’re all about to get F— [squelching] [blade clinks] [nudge] [another nudge] [metal squealing] [finishes] [blood gushing] KRILLIN: …WOO!
[blood gushing] *POP* ♪ DRAGON SOUL! ♫ KRILLIN: So, what’s your deal? FUTURE TRUNKS: I’m here because
we have no female fanbase. BULMA: Well, you do now~ FUTURE TRUNKS: YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED! [explosion] GOKU: Hey, guys! I’m back and I’m off my meds! FUTURE TRUNKS: Goku! The Red Ribbon Army has returned and— GOKU: Only saw Z, who dat? FUTURE TRUNKS: Listen! I’m from the future, GOKU: Whoa. FUTURE TRUNKS: Bulma and Vegeta
are my mom and dad, GOKU: ‘Kay… FUTURE TRUNKS: and two “Androids” are going
to show up to murder you all in three years! GOKU: Whoa! Are you trying to give me a heart attack? FUTURE TRUNKS: Here’s some heart medication. Don’t not take it. GOKU: …But will I? FUTURE TRUNKS: Alright, I’m out. [engine noises]
Bye, mom! BULMA: What did he just— FUTURE TRUNKS [chuckling]: Just kidding! Hah, look at Vegeta’s stupid shirt! [teleports] TENSHINHAN: More like
“Saiyan pride parade”, am I right? VEGETA: I’m now going to breed the
nearest female just to prove you wrong. BULMA: Oh, cool. PICCOLO: Should we be worried about the Androids? GOKU: Prolly. [fire and people screaming] CRYING CHILD: FILLER—! [crush] GOKU: Guys! It’s 𝙖 set of “Androids”! And Yamcha’s here. YAMCHA: I am?! YAMCHA: [squealing] GOKU: Yamcha’s dead! YAMCHA [muffled]: No, I’m not…! [fisting noises] DR. GERO: Come on, you…!
[fisting noises] Blasted ribs got caught on my sleeve!
[fisting noises] YAMCHA: [crying] GOKU: Need some help? DR. GERO: How dare you! Nineteen, kill him! GOKU: Agh! Ah, my heart! Oblegh… GOHAN: Dad’s dead! GOKU: No, I’m not… AAUGH! DR. GERO: Either the heart attack is
going to kill him, or my Android is! Either way, victory for Gero— ANDROID 19: Shit. VEGETA: Vegeta… VEGETA: Vegeta… LIVES! DR GERO: Only saw Dragon Ball, who dis? VEGETA: BEHOLDMAHPOWAH! DR. GERO: I feel like I underprepared for this. VEGETA: DO YOU AFRAID?! DR. GERO: KIND OF?! VEGETA: BAZINGAATTAC-KUH! ANDROID 19: Fuck. [giant explosion] Fa-a-ther, I wish to be a Father, I wish to be a 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚋 𝚘 𝚢 . . . VEGETA: And now, to put the old man in a home: A FUNERAL home! I— Ah… Ah, shit. Damn, he runs fast for an old guy. KRILLIN: Don’t worry. I found his lab! DR. GERO: F*ck! They found my lab! But luckily, I have two more Androids… …the original Androids that
were always a part of this story! Yes, from the very beginning! And now, I shall awaken them! Behold: My second greatest creations! ANDROID 17: F*ck’s that mean? ANDROID 18: I dunno. Maybe he’s referring to this? DR. GERO: No! Don’t wake him up for some reason! ANDROID 18: Pft… I’m gonna. FUTURE TRUNKS: NYYAAAAAAAA—! [explosion] ANDROID 17: Duuuude! Caaaalm down! FUTURE TRUNKS: No! ANDROID 16: Hello, I am Android 16. I am hilarious and you will I am hilarious and you will
𝙱𝙸𝚁𝙳𝚂 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝙳𝚂 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝙳𝚂 𝙶𝙾𝙺𝚄. 17: Hm. I like him! VEGETA: Hey, c*nt! FUTURE TRUNKS: Whoa, Dad! VEGETA: What? She’s a c*nt! A c*nty c*nt! Whatcha gonna do about it, you big ol’ c*nt?! Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face, and your c*nty boots, and your… and your…VAGINA?! ANDROID 18: [inhales] VEGETA: AGH— [ ♪ Eric Andre Show – We’ll Be Right Back ♫ ] VEGETA: AH! VEGETA: AH! AH! VEGETA: AH! AH! AAH! VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHH! VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHH! AH! VEGETA: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHH! AH! AAAAAAAUUUUGGH!!! KRILLIN: I feel like we underprepared for this! ANDROID 17: Hey. Don’t bang my sister. KRILLIN: Oh. ANDROID 18: [moaning] He might~ ♥ KRILLIN: Ohh! ANDROID 17: But don’t. KRILLIN: Ohhh… ANDROID 16: He wants pussy like I want Goku. ANDROID 17: That sounds a little gay, dude. ANDROID 16: It is a little gay, dude. PICCOLO: You know who could use
some character development? FUTURE TRUNKS: Gohan. TENSHINHAN: Gohan. KRILLIN: Gohan. VEGETA: Kakarot’s brat. PICCOLO: MEEEE! Kami! We have to kill some teenagers. Also, we cool now. MR. POPO: I DID DRUGS THIS SCENE! KAMI: You had me at “killing teenagers”. HWOAH! PICCOLO: WHOOOOAAAA…! I’m three guys now! NAIL/KAMI [in Piccolo’s head]: ‘Sup? KAMI: Do you think this joke will get old? PICCOLO: Nah, it’s not Ghost Nappa. KAMI: Where’s Goku, anyway? GOKU(?): I’m gonna be the greenest Goku ever! VEGETA(?!): F*ck you, Dekurot! Kill yourself! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! DEKUROT: God, you’re such a deep character. VEGETAKUGOU: F*ck me! GOKU: I wish I was All Might. GOHAN: I wish my dad was All Might… PICCOLO: Look, I’m not saying it was the BEST music, but American kids grew up with it, you know? KAMI: That doesn’t make it good;
it just makes it nostalgic. [ ♪ Smash Mouth’s “All Star”, whistled ominously ♫ ] PICCOLO: Wait…
[ ♪ Smash Mouth’s “All Star”, whistled ominously ♫ ] PICCOLO: Wait… what is that?
[ ♪ Smash Mouth’s “All Star”, whistled ominously ♫ ] [ ♪ Smash Mouth’s “All Star”, whistled ominously ♫ ] [footsteps]
[ ♪ Smash Mouth’s “All Star”, whistled ominously ♫ ] [creepy tail thwiping]
[ ♪ Smash Mouth’s “All Star”, whistled ominously ♫ ] [twig breaks]
[ ♪ Smash Mouth’s “All Star”, whistled ominously ♫ ] [footsteps]
[ ♪ Smash Mouth’s “All Star”, whistled ominously ♫ ] [ ♪ Smash Mouth’s “All Star”, whistled ominously ♫ ] [whistling comes to a close] PICCOLO: Who— IMPERFECT CELL: SOME— NAPP-ALL MIGHT: …and remember: When you say “Plus Ultra”, you really
gotta say it like a Japanese dude. ぷるす…
PURUSU… ぷるす… うるとらー！
PURUSU… URUTORAAAA! Got it? Got it? Good. Cause’ I gotta go bang Dekurot’s mom. Straight up Professor Oak-in’ that bitch.