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Election Night – SNL


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>>>THIS IS “ELECTION NIGHT IN AMERICA.”
>>I CAN’T BELIEVE AFTER ALL THIS IT’S GOING TO FINALLY BE
OVER.>>I DON’T KNOW, WE’LL SEE.
TRUMP’S ALREADY GOT LAWYERS TO FIGHT THE RESULTS.
>>YEAH, DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT OR I WILL LEAVE.
>>GUYS. WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE OUR FIRST
WOMAN PRESIDENT. LIKE THIS IS GOING TO BE A
HISTORIC NIGHT.>>YEAH, YEAH.
IT MIGHT AN HISTORIC NIGHT. BUT DON’T FORGET IT’S A BIG
COUNTRY.>>MY FRIEND AT “THE HUFFINGTON
POST” SAYS SHE WIN BUSY 5 POINTS.
>>I DON’T KNOW, MY FRIEND AT SLATE SAYS SHE’LL WIN BY 3.
>>OH, WELL, SHE’LL WIN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FOR SURE BUT I
GUESS THERE’S A NIGHTMARE SCENARIO WHERE HE WINS THE
POPULAR VOTE.>>REALLY?
THAT’S YOUR NIGHTMARE SCENARIO, HUH?
[ LAUGHTER ]>>BECAUSE OF SHIFTING
DEMOGRAPHICS THERE MIGHT NEVER BE ANOTHER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT
IN THIS COUNTRY.>>WORD.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU EVER BEEN AROUND THIS
COUNTRY BEFORE?>>AND WE PROJECT KENTUCKY WILL
GO TO DONALD TRUMP.>>WELL, OF COURSE HE WON
KENTUCKY, THAT’S WHERE ALL THE RACISTS ARE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>ALL OF THEM ARE IN KENTUCKY?
>>OH, SHE’S GOT VERMONT.>>OH, SNAP, VERMONT!
THREE ELECTORAL VOTES! THAT’S A POWER GRAB.
>>OKAY. THIS SAYS FLORIDA IS TOO CLOSE
TO CALL.>>OKAY, NO, IT SAYS TOO EARLY
TO CALL. THERE’S ONLY 1% IN.
>>I’M JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD AND CALL IT.
FLORIDA’S GOING BLUE. TO LATINOS!
>>TO LATINOS! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WELL, OF COURSE HE’S GOING TO WIN OHIO, WE KNEW THAT.
IF WE CAN GET PENNSYLVANIA, FLORIDA, AND NORTH CAROLINA, WE
DON’T EVEN NEED OHIO.>>YEAH.
IF THE INDIANS SCORED FOUR MORE RUNS, THEY’D HAVE WON THE WORLD
SERIES TOO, DUDE.>>I’M GOING TO GRAB A XANAX
FROM THE BEDROOM.>>OKAY, GRAB ME SIX.
>>YEAH, I’LL BRING THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>LOOK.
EARLY RETURNS ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE REPUBLICAN.
BECAUSE REPUBLICANS GO TO SLEEP EARLY.
IT’S JUST A FACT.>>I TALKED TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW
AT CBS. HE SAYS TRUMP’S GOING TO WIN
FLORIDA.>>WELL.
I GUESS LATINOS DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT YOUR TOAST.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>HEY, GUYS, WHAT DID I MISS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>LARRY, TRUMP MIGHT ACTUALLY
WIN.>>HA HA HA!
I MEAN, OF COURSE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>>I TRIED TO TELL THEM THAT.>>WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WHY ARE WOMEN EVEN VOTING FOR HIM?
>>YEAH, I DON’T GET YOU LADIES. I MEAN, THE COUNTRY’S 55% WOMEN.
I MEAN, IF THE COUNTRY WAS 55% BLACK?
WELL, WE’D HAVE TONS OF BLACK PRESIDENTS.
FLAVOR FLAV WOULD BE PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY. ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS COME BACK
AND WIN WISCONSIN, COME BACK AND WIN MICHIGAN, COME BACK AND WIN
PENNSYLVANIA.>>SOME OF THE COUNTIES, THE
URBAN COUNTIES, THEY’RE SO — BLACK PEOPLE VOTE LATE!
[ LAUGHTER ]>>YEAH, LET’S HOPE THERE’S
100,000 OF US IN GREEN BAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
THOSE BROTHERS LOVE THE PACKERS.>>YOU NEVER KNOW, GUYS.
ALASKA’S STILL OUT THERE.>>WE’RE NOW CALLING ALASKA FOR
DONALD TRUMP.>>OH MY GOD.
I THINK AMERICA IS RACIST.>>OH MY GOD!
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER MY GREAT
GRANDFATHER TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
BUT HE WAS LIKE A SLAVE OR SOMETHING, I DON’T KNOW.
>>I — I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WHY AREN’T PEOPLE TURNING OUT
FOR HILLARY THE WAY THEY DID FOR BARACK OBAMA?
>>I MEAN, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU’RE REPLACING A CHARISMATIC
40-YEAR-OLD BLACK GUY WITH A 70-YEAR-OLD WHITE WOMAN.
THAT’S LIKE THE KNICKS REPLACING PATRICK EWING WITH NEIL PATRICK
HARRIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>AND DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.>>YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.
IT WAS A HISTORIC NIGHT. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.
EIGHT YEARS ARE GOING TO FLY BY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>YEAH, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL GOING TO BE WHITE.
>>BUT WHAT ABOUT UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS?
>>THEY’RE NOT GOING NOWHERE, COME ON.
YOU ACT LIKE EVERYBODY TRYING TO PICK THEIR OWN STRAWBERRIES.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THIS IS, THIS IS CRAZY.
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN IN THIS
COUNTRY WHERE YOU CAN’T GET AHEAD NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO?
>>OH, GEEZ, I DON’T KNOW. I’LL PUT MY THINKING CAP ON FOR
THAT ONE AND GET BACK TO YOU.>>NO, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
GET SOME REST. YOU GOT A BIG DAY OF MOPING AND
WRITING ON FACEBOOK TOMORROW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>THIS IS THE MOST SHAMEFUL THING AMERICA HAS EVER DONE.
>>HA HA HA!>>HA HA HA!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Election Night – SNL

  1. This has made my day whenever I’m down in the dumps I just watched this worst thing America has ever done Hahahah hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

  2. I think liberals need to understand all they do is talk for minority people no action.
    GOP started EDV not democrats and obama deported more illegals than trump.

  3. Keep complaining, the right will grow even more powerful, and we real Americans will be rid of you. I can't wait to see it happen!

  4. Yeah all the racists came out to vote for trump.where were all these racists when obama won.well hopefully they all come out again in 2020.trump 2020 niggas!

  5. Hate politics. Choosing "one side." Get a grip; move on. Do any better? Put your name on a ballot; go for it.

  6. Who would have thought Hillary's criminal ass would fail at rigging the election, and she'd later have Epstein killed. Amazing.

  7. They weren't acting. This is exactly how they really felt. How lousy of a candidate do you have to be to lose to Trump? Ha!

  8. Love how Dave sits on the fence with his legs hanging over the left just enough for them to keep paying him.
    "Name your price son."

  9. Hahah ofcourse America is racist, 90 something % of black people voted Obama lol, Trump elected balance re-addressed

  10. I refuse to believe this was written by SNL writing crew, they lack both talent AND humor to pull something this rich and cogent off.
    Democrats are the ORIGINAL party of racism and Jim Crow…only thing that has changed is the marketing pitch and converting their racism into an anti-intellectual club to bully people with.

  11. As a leftist, this sketch is brilliant. Hilary Clinton is a prime example of what can happen when an establishment candidate is shoved down the American peoples' throats. If Biden, Kamala, Booker, Beto, or Buttigieg become the nominee, Trump could very well get re-elected.

  12. That was funny the only sensible people in the room Chappell and Chris Rock knew the whole time Trump would win. Sketch but it’s really what they think, most black people I talked to supported Trump by the way and even Minister Farrakhan said Trump gets his vote.

  13. Gotta love that newspeak, undocumented immigrants.. you mean people that are here in the country illegally.. lol, ice ice baby, boom boom boom chicky boom boom

  14. Literally anyone could have beaten Hillary, anyone running against her just had to try to not lose but certainly didn't have to try and win..

  15. For all of Blumphs failures; that election night was friggin awesome. Hope he gets to replace that c*nt Ginsberg after she shuffles off.😁😁

  16. The whole skit can be described as: "I hate America and Americans, but you made me a rich person so I can live with it, but I prefer Marxism, so I don't have to ask for your money. I can just take it like my brother on the street corner with the gun and Obama did, and there ain't nothin you can do about it."

  17. I know there are some cockheads on SNL, but this sketch absolutely nailed 2016! When you need cheering up, watch this ….

  18. This was pretty tame, should have really highlighted the lefts insanity, because the screaming and crying started by 10pm…

  19. Not only that; but proof that she tried to rig the election through computer was found and reversed. That ace in the hole will soon surface. Hillary Clinton quote "if he gets in were all going to hang" the only truthfull thing you ever said. Got rope?

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