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Ellen’s Favorite Moments from Season 16 – So Far


I know people watch my show
for a variety of reasons. It could be for my amazing
hair, my beautiful eyes, my quick wit. I’m being told there
are other reasons people watch my show besides me. Well you’d think after
16 seasons I’d be bored, but it turns out, nope. I still love it and
you still love me. Not surprised. So thank you for that. And I want to take
a look back at some of my favorite
moments of season 16, it’s been my favorite
season so far. Don’t tell the other seasons. [MUSIC PLAYING] It’s 2019, season 16, everybody. [MUSIC PLAYING] I’m going to ask you,
and you have to say yes to everything I ask you to do. Open your eyes as
big as they can be. All right. Hold the phone down
lower, like really low. [LAUGHTER] All right, like that. Oh, my god. All right. All right, like that. I’m definitely getting
a job at Hooter’s now. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] I heard you’re scared of clowns. No. I’m not afraid of clowns. But I heard that you were. [SCREAMING] [BLEEP] [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] [DISTORTED] The
donkey bucked my mom. What? The donkey did what to your mom? [LAUGHTER] The donkey bucked my mom. No. [LAUGHTER] The donkey did not do that. Places you’d like
to touch a man? The area where the man is happy. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] Why can’t we all
just be best friends? I mean, we can. But we’re going to be better
friends than the way– Why can’t we all
just be best friends? [APPLAUSE] You’ve seen Bird Box right? Everybody seen Bird Box? Sandra Bullock has to find her
way around wearing a blindfold and she guides her kids
with a little bell. So I got a blindfold
for my producer Andy. Follow that sound of the bell. [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] How much of that mic can
you fit in your mouth? [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] [INAUDIBLE] What color do you want? [INAUDIBLE] [BIRD SOUNDS] [APPLAUSE] It’s not Thanksgiving without
some kids at the table. So next we have little
Polly, right here. And– oh, my. [LAUGHTER] Oh, my god. [LAUGHTER] Oh, my god. [LAUGHTER] It’s a cryotherapy chamber
and it freezes your body to negative 150 degrees. Andy, come here. [APPLAUSE] You’re only going to stay
in for three minutes. What do you feel? Cold. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, well it’s minus 230. [LAUGHTER] Your body is– I’m literally
covering my pee-pee. [LAUGHTER] This show gets more and
more ridiculous every day. I always talk about
my goals and stuff. And one of my goals, girl,
is to meet Oprah Winfrey. Right? [APPLAUSE] So, this is a deal– I love you. You are so, so, so, good. You told me that
before in a dream. [LAUGHTER] No, it’s true. It’s true. [APPLAUSE] Ellen, Ellen, Ellen,
Ellen, Ellen– Me, me, me, me. We’re not alone. I won’t say anything. [INAUDIBLE] Oh, my gosh. [LAUGHTER] From sitting so much. Yeah, that could be a problem. We don’t need this. No? Thank you. And what’s your name? My name is Cheryl. What are you doing? [LAUGHTER] Can’t take her anywhere,
can you, Michelle. You make the world better. You have done so many amazing
things for millions of people. You have spent
millions of dollars. And I am just so
grateful for everything you do for this country
and for the people. How you continuously find
these moments to make everybody feel that much better? I’m amazing. I’m amazing. [LAUGHTER] I’m amazing. [APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING]

100 thoughts on “Ellen’s Favorite Moments from Season 16 – So Far

  1. My wish is to meet Ellen personally and thank her for all the positiveness she spread. Love from Karachi , Pakistan. 😗😗😗

  2. Hi my name is Karley Crump I am a triplet I am the only girl and the oldest I have an older sister and my mom and dad are amazing.i love you show I watch you channel I watch it every day I live in Georgia on crump bridge road

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