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Ellen’s New Shoes | Ellen DeGeneres: Relatable | Netflix Is A Joke


I do have an injury that’s kind of a problem for working out now. So I was having pain in my third and fourth toe. If you don’t know — one had roast beef and the other had none. So I’ve had this pain and I went to go see a podiatrist and so he looks at my pods and he said that He said: “You have a neuroma.” And I said: “You have a neuroma.” I said that to him. I said: “What do I do about that?” He said: “Nothing.” You can’t do anything about it, it’s a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes.” He said: “Do you wear like soft-soled shoes — like tennis shoes? I said: “Yes, that’s what I wear.” He goes: “That’s the wrong kind of shoe for you.” “The best shoe for you to wear…” “is a cowboy boot. ” “Goodbye.” So I had to go buy new shoes with harder soles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized — when we try on shoes we do things we’re never gonna do in them. We stand up. “These are good.” “These are good.” “If I have to do that, that’s good.” “These are good, I like these.” “That’s good.” “If I have to do that, that’ll be good.” “These are good if I have to do this.” “Yep, I like these, I’m gonna get these.” “Yep.” When we try on shoes there’s a little tiny mirror on the ground. For the shoes to see themselves. ‘Cause you can’t. “What do you guys think, do you like them?” “I can’t see.” “Do you want them?” Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. You say: “I’d like to try those on a size six.” They come out with boxes. “We didn’t have a six but we had a nine and a half.” We try on everything that we’re gonna put on our body except for socks, I realize. We don’t try socks on because we trust– Because the size is so It’s like size three through eleven. It really… It’s like… It’s gonna fit. It’s like your childhood, through your adulthood — you wear those things. But they’re like, they’re so — the thing is if you have a sock that you like — everybody has their favorite socks and you will wear those socks as long as you possibly can. You’ll wear them until there’s a little tiny hole starting and you’re like: “That’s not that bad.” That’s a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be poking through — it’s like a halter top for your foot. It’s like… Little holes everywhere. But you think: “Who’s gonna to see it? ” “I’m just gonna keep shoes on” “they’re not gonna see that.” Then you go to somebody’s house and they have a shoes-off policy. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

100 thoughts on “Ellen’s New Shoes | Ellen DeGeneres: Relatable | Netflix Is A Joke

  1. "NETFLIX IS A JOKE" so they're finally admitting all the shitty shows besides friends and the office? Hulu is going to crush Netflix after those shows get taken down, who in the fuck cares about this lesbo and her toe hurting

  2. the problem with ellen is that it always seems like she doesnt find herself funny. i cant laugh at someone telling every joke with a straight face. like the whole part at 1:20 – 2:10

  3. I was laughing at this, but not at her jokes, at the fact that netflix is a joke… They said it themselves

  4. Can we stop giving Comedy Specials to TV personalities and give them to deserving comics who need exposure. This is trash.

  5. "We do things we never gonna do in them"
    Oh this lady ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. this is a unique example of actual dated comedy.
    The crowd is honestly confusing me. Guess anything is funny if you`re famous enough.

  7. That was the best … my face is red from laughing

  8. On the one hand I get angry, that Netflix uses my fees for such stuff. But then I understand, there are people who like this and they also pay fees. Hopefully Netflix pulls the best outcome with their data mining.

  9. People commenting that audience laughs at anything have clearly never been to a comedy show. You just don't get the atmosphere that is at a live show

  10. You see what happens when you go out in public without writers ellen? Im pretty sure these are edited with laugh tracks

  11. People complaining that it wasn't funny obviously dont know her humor. I'm guessing they like the cussing specials. I actually thought it was funny. Her comedy is clean. Maybe coz I'm a mom idk lol

  12. I like Ellen. But this standup was very underwhelming. I started off but It felt like a TED talk rather than stand up. I am sure Netflix is not going to give another stand up to her because she is good at her show.

  13. To everyone complaining, I can safely say she's at least better than that tragedy that is called Amy Schumer. Ellen is at least a likable person

  14. This wasn't funny, Bill Burr and Titus are much funnier to me. Oh and Jimmy Carr is freaking amazing. Why not give them specials netflix?

  15. Oh.. She isnt funny? If this was that gay indian.. Ssying thr same thing..Yall would be calling her queen. Glad yall know ur full of shit

  16. If you are asking your guests to take their shoes off, then you are to F**ing lazy to clean after your guest and you don't deserve company.

  17. Laughter is infectious. If you're sitting next to someone at a live comedy show and they start laughing, guess what?

  18. This is the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘

  19. Huh.. it feels outdated.
    She hasn't done stand up comedy for decades.
    This just looks like winging it. It doesn't deserve to be a special.

  20. I tried really hard to laugh. Just couldn't.
    Btw how the fuck are those people laughing that hard??

  21. I did not like the material and execution. There are better stand up comedians now. Even a younger dead pan style comedian has better and sharper delivery.

  22. Ellen rocks; you don't like her? You need therapy. She is simply brilliant. Lili Kiki from France. Rock on Ellen and you all out there be kind to one another!

  23. Waiting for ppl to mention Amy Schumer she trends on almost everyone stand up. Ppl rather complain about her than enjoy the comic.

  24. i like ellen as a host, but for stand up i think she is out of shape… maybe with time she become good again

  25. If you can relate to the material presented then you going to laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ if not, just keep moving.

  26. The jokes were funny but the delivery was lacking. And for those who are saying people who don't find it funny just don't get it, we got it. Getting the joke doesn't mean you found it funny, It just means you can see the humor in it.

  27. I came to the comments expecting people talking about her shoe try on dance because I was cry laughing only to be disappointed

  28. The reason this isn't funny today is because it's considered old fashioned comedy. This would've been hilarious 10-15 years ago.

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