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Elon Musk Might Be A Super Villain


BEFORE, PEOPLE ARE CALLED YOU THE REAL TONY STARK. OKAY, YOU’VE GOT YOUR FINGER IN SO MANY DIFFERENT ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES. AS I SPADE SPACE-X, TESLA. NOW YOU’VE GOT SOLAR CITY AND SOLAR PACK THAT PEOPLE PUT IN THEIR HOUSES.( APPLAUSE )ARE YOU SINCERELY TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD?>>WELL, I’M TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS, YEAH. I MEAN, SAVING THE WORLD IS NOT– I MEAN –>>BUT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS AND YOU’RE A BILLIONAIRE. I MEAN.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: THAT SEEMS A LITTLE BIT LIKE SUPER HERO OR SUPER VILLAIN. YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE.>>I’M TRYING TO DO USEFUL THINGS. ( LAUGHTER ) I –>>UH-HUH.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: SO LET’S TALK ABOUT THE TESLA. I HAVE A TESLA.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: OKAY, AND I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.( APPLAUSE )YOU GOT A NEW THING THAT YOU THINK IS– PEOPLE ARE GOING TO UPON FOR THEIR TESLA. JIM, CAN WE SHOW FOOTAGE OF THIS? I THINK IT’S CALLED– THIS THING IS THE POWER ARM. THAT IS AN EXTREMELY–>>IT’S A SNAKE CHARGER.>>Stephen: IT’S A SNAKE CHARGER THAT AUTOMATICALLY PLUGS INTO YOUR CAR WHEN YOU GET HOME.>>THIS LOOKS A LITTLE WRONG. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: THAT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THE THING THAT JACKS INTO THE BACK OF NEO’S HEAD IN “THE MATRIX.”>>RIGHT.>>Stephen: IS THAT THING GOING TO ATTACK ME IN MY SLEEP?>>FOR THE PROTOTYPE, AT LEAST, I WOULD RECOMMEND NOT DROPPING ANYTHING WHEN YOU’RE NEAR IT. ( LAUGHTER )>>Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. NOW ANOTHER THING THAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IS YOU SINCERELY THINK THAT WE SHOULD GO TO MARS, THAT MEN AND WOMEN SHOULD GO TO MARS.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHY DO WE WANT TO GO TO MARS? IT’S UNINHABITABLE. VE TOBE IN DOMES AND EVERYTHING.>>INITIALLY.>>Stephen: INITIALLY?>>YES.>>Stephen: REALLY? HOW LONG BEFORE WE CAN TURN MARS INTO SOMEPLACE WE CAN LIVE IT IS A FIXER-UPPER OF A PLANET. ( LAUGHTER ) SO AT FIRST YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE IN TRANSPARENT DOMES, BUT EVENTUALLY –>>YES, WE’RE GOING TO BE HUFG EACH OTHER.>>BUT EVENTUALLY YOU CAN TRANSFORM MARS INTO AN AIRCRAFT-LIKE PLANET.>>Stephen: HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT?>>YOU WARM IT UP. JUST WARM IT UP.>>Stephen: WITH A BLANKET OR– HOW WOULD YOU WARM MARS UP? IT’S A LONG WAY AWAY FROM THE SUN.>>THERE’S A FAST WAY AND A SLOW WAY.>>Stephen: OKAY, GIVE ME THE FAST WAY.>>THE FAST WAY IS DROP THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS OVER POLES.>>Stephen: YOU’RE A SUPER VILLAIN! THAT’S WHAT A SUPER VILLAIN DOES.>>YEAH.

100 thoughts on “Elon Musk Might Be A Super Villain

  1. “Drop thermal nuclear weapons on the poles of Mars”.

    entire audience laughs like it’s a fuckin Jester show This man is beyond us. And the idea sounds risky, but possible.

  2. Honestly humans can warm up mars real quick. Why are we even moving to mars? Cuz we warmed up the earth?

    That's supposed to be a joke.

  3. I'm convinced that Conan is the only actually good talk show host. Listening to Colbert and these other hosts is like nails on chalk board.

  4. Elon Musk… He is just a businessman. Why go to mars… When we can fix earth..? He did all this to sell shares of his company and get funding! All bullshit!

  5. I'm agree on one thing about what Jack Ma said is that Man made machine can't be better than humans. Because humans can do some unpredictable things were AI can't do. We are not programmed to do limited things. Thanks to our creator we are superior race.

  6. Elon doesnt even want to explain fully what the reasoning for going to mars is because common humans wouldn't understand lol he's like a thousand year old conscious trying to explain string theory to ancient Roman's lmao

  7. Going to Mars is a waste of time…
    We're killing our own planet and yet we speak of going to another…
    What do you think we'd do to Mars when we get there?
    We need to save our Home… 😉

  8. Mars is milestone for humanity. But if we can't fix earth we won't be able to fix mars. Eventually if things continue there's a chance earth will look like mars.

  9. I think I should he scared of him because of what he's capable of but also I would be pretty much willing to put my life in his hands at the drop of a hat

  10. Don't know but somethings telling me there is something NOT QUITE RIGHT with this guy !!!! A bit on the SHADY side of things. ……
    Is it just me or I'm not alone ???????
    Can only Watch this space !!!!!!

  11. That's pretty brilliant. Dropping some atom bombs on Mars is actually a really good idea, but the heat would be gone after the radiation dissapears

  12. Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. — Matthew 6

  13. They are warming Earth already with geoengineering. Look up if you think water vapor from planes lasts ten hours you are mistaken. Elon musk is nasa 2.0, refurbished and ready for launch into the ocean. The Bible is a flat earth book. Prove me wrong. Please.

  14. OMG LIVING ON MARS ???
    BUT ROCKET MAN ELTON JOHN SAID MARS ISN'T A PLACE TO RAISE YOUR KIDS !!!
    MATTER OF FACT IT'S COLD AS HELL …..
    ELON: RRR……JUST NUKE IT!!!
    ARE PEOPLE THAT STUPID TO BELIEVE THIS DOUCHE BAG????? 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

  15. Stephen Colbert, a man who thinks hes smarter and more successful than one of the most important men on earth, a man who hopes for a better future, rather than being a fake asshole who let power get to his head

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