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Every That’s What She Said Ever  – The Office US


Michael: Jim? Jim: No thanks, I’m good. Michael: That’s what she said! Michael: Pam? Pam: Uh, my mother’s coming. Michael: That’s what she sai- uh… no. Kevin: Why did you get it so big? Michael: A, that’s what she said. Doctor: Does the skin look red and swollen? Dwight: That’s what she said! Michael: That’s… my… joke. Damn it Dwight! Michael: That’s what she said! Dwight: Ha! I don’t get it. Michael: Grapes? Seductive? Michael: How about the Phyllis-Angela dispute? Angela: You already did me. Michael: That’s what she said. Kelly: Dwight, get out of my nook! Pam: That’s what she said! That’s what she said! That’s what she said! Nikki: I wanna give you something. Michael: Oh… Michael: (Laughs) That’s what she said! Michael: And in the future, if I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer ever do any of those things. Jim: Does that include that’s what she said? Michael: Mm hm. Yes. Jim: Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so… Michael: That’s what she said! (laughs) Jan: Michael! Michael, please. Michael: Sold for $300, to me! The hell is that? Phyllis: It’s the only gavel I could find. Michael: It squeaks when you bang it. That’s what she said. Michael: Hey, buttercup! I am on my way, should be there in about fifteen… Jan: Alright, let’s just blow this party off. Michael: That’s what she said! Jan: Why… is this so hard? That’s what she said. Oh my God. What am I saying? Dwight: Push it in as deep as you can. Michael: (Muffled) That’s what she said. Jim: Yeah, I’m definitely gonna go in alo- Michael: No. No, I need two men on this. That’s what she said. No time. But she did. No time! Guys, get on this. Holly: No, don’t. Don’t make it harder than it has to be. Michael: …That’s what she said. Michael: Can you make that straighter? That’s what she said. Phyllis: Did you plan that? Michael: No- Pam: Can you make that straighter? That job looks hard. You should put your mouth on that. How can you even use that one naturally? Michael: Blowing up balloons, I thought. Michael: And up comes the toolbar. That’s what she said. What we have to do… Oscar: Your office is full of genitalia. Michael: Oh ho! Eso es lo que dice él! Oscar: That’s what he says? Michael: Dammit! Michael: Oscar? Would you reach over and touch his thing? That’s what HE said! Right guys? Cuz of gay? Michael: I am glad if today spurred social change. It’s part of my job as regional manager. But you know what? Even if it didn’t, at least we put this matter to bed. That’s what she said. Or he said. David: This is huge! Dwight: That’s what she said! Jim: Well, I don’t think I’ll be here in ten years, but… Michael: That’s what I said. That’s what she said. Jim: That’s what who said? Michael: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension when things start to get hard. Jim: That’s what she said. Michael: (Laughs) Hey! Nice! Michael: That’s what she said! Jim: So, instead, you screwed me? Michael: (Whispering) That’s what she said. Jim: No. Darryl: Listen to me Mike, you gotta do something about that. Michael: You don’t get it. Darryl: You need to get back on top. Both: That’s what she said. Yeah. Yeah. Dwight: One more bite of eclair each. Hold it in your mouth if you can’t swallow. Jim: Really? Nothing? Lester: And you were directly under her the entire time. Michael: That’s what she said. Lester: Excuse me? Michael: That’s what she said. Lester: Ms. Levinson told you that she was your direct superior? Michael: Wh- wha- Why would she say that? Jan: Can we just move on to another question? Diane: N- No, wait. I don’t understand who’s on record saying this? Lester: With all due respect. I’m in the middle of the line of questioning. Now, Mr. Scott. What did you say Ms. Levinson said regarding your employment status with respect to her corporate position? Michael: Come again? That’s what she said. I don’t know what you’re talking abo- Jan: Okay, if I may, he was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to another question? Lester: Are you sure? Jan: Uh, yes. Lester: Can you go back to where this digression began? Stenographer: Mr. Snyder – And you were directly under her the entire time? Mr. Scott – That’s what she said. Michael: Well, delivery is all wrong. You’re butchering it. Gabe: Michael? You are making this harder than it has to be. Michael: That’s what she said. David: No, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That’s what she said! (Laughs) Both: Ah! Holly: I’m not saying it won’t be hard, but we can make it work. Holly: That’s what she said. Michael: All right. Oh! This is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest. (No sound) That’s what she said. Jim: I can’t be there for you. I’m sorry. Dwight: Jim.. Jim: I just… really wish there was something I could do. Dwight: Michael… Dwight: I can’t believe you came. Michael: That’s what she said. (Both laughing) Captions by I PINK DEVIL I

100 thoughts on “Every That’s What She Said Ever – The Office US

  1. I've watched all seasons of this and promised myself I would do more thats what she said and stare at the invisible camera more lol

  2. You forgot when creed whispered that’s what she said when Clark said “Where’s the band? Because there is no way you guys are making that music with just your mouths!”

  3. I’ve never wanted to cry hearing someone say that’s what she said, until Michel. Holy shit that last one is so bitter sweet:(

  4. Knowing about this show two days after it left netflix is so sad in two ways. Knowing too late and knowing waaaaayy tooo late.

  5. Here’s another one said at my work. A co-worker asked for my help to reach an awkwardly placed item since he couldn’t reach it. I tried and couldn’t quite reach it. My co-worker decided to try it, and once again he couldn’t reach the item. As he stretched to reach it, he said, “I’m… not… long enough!” So of course, I replied, “That’s what she said!”

  6. The first time I watched this show I cried on the final that’s what she said joke. It was such a powerful callback.

  7. They forgot the one in season 9 where Here Comes Treble is in the conference room and Clark says: "Where's the band? I cannot believe these guys are doing this with just their mouths!" and Creed looks at the camera and lip-syncs: "That's what she said."

  8. Last one was the saddest "That's what she said" I have ever watched. For some reason I cried that episode because I almost forgot about Micheal.

  9. this one is hilarious 😂
    Michael: Jim?
    Jim: No thanks, I'm good.
    Michael: that's what she said.
    Michael: Pam?
    Pam: uuuuh my mother is coming.
    Michael: thaaaat's what she sai–, uh, no…

  10. WOW. You guys even put in the clip where he had the GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY to say it and didn't (Weight Loss Ep). I am impressed and I'm glad you slipped that in there.

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